shilohta
shilohta
Narcissus & Nasturtium
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Canadian 馃崄 (on the traditional territories of the Michi Saagiig Anishinaabeg) fuck around and find out (in a fun/ friendly way)
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
shilohta 1 day ago
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knight strip tease. is that anything
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baby secretary bird is being restrained after previous slopcidents (slopping incidents)
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shilohta 2 days ago
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this is what Homer Simpson鈥檚 forearm tattoos said in the dream I had the other day, and I woke up with a jaunty carribean tune in my head.
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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.
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Here in Canada, June 21 is Indigenous Peoples Day. A few suggestions for how you can observe today:
Search your home on the Native Lands map and learn whose land you're sharing. I live on Semiahmoo land, outside Vancouver, BC.
Find your local water and land defenders and figure out how you can support them, whether with your money, resources, or your body.
Learn the first names of your local landmarks. I live in view of Mount Baker, so named for one of George Vancouver's lieutenants. The Nooksack people, who live nearby, call the mountain Kweq' Sm谩nit.
Pay your rent. As an Anglo settler, I acknowledge the land, and I pay for the privilege to live here. I make a monthly contribution to the Nii鈥檏inaaganaa Foundation, who redistributes that money to Indigenous projects across Canada. It's not a lot, but it's my commitment to land back.
Read the 94 Calls to Action (PDF). It's been 10 years now since Canada's Truth and Reconciliation Commission ended. Only 15 of the 94 recommended actions have been completed.
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You know I will actually
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One big advantage of literary fantasy over more visual media is that you can hide completely batshit worldbuilding in plain sight. Like, yeah, what this setting calls "elves" are actually grey aliens, like from UFO folklore, but it takes thirty chapters for the reader to get enough information to piece that together because none of the viewpoint characters particularly remark upon it. Why would they? Elves looking like that is normal for them.
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The bean jar
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Happy solstice 馃檹 may something ancient, wicked and monstrous take a romantic interest in you today 馃檹
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bro no i swear im not a masochist i just fucked up my parry timing. i just fucked up my parry timing is all. hit me again im ready this time
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Let's be intimidating blob with mama
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Fucks me up to see rhubarb for sale in grocery stores. Like people buy rhubarb?? With money?? It's an edible garden weed.
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In the olden days if you wanted to eat pizza, you had to listen to some nerd play the organ while you ate.
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