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NPC in the game I'm in today: "You'd think the potion would have cured saddle sores!"

Me, a shitposting gremlin in the chat:

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found some boots on a body in Divinity 2

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i can't believe i can just... say anything. like for some reason this is allowed. why. 

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bonus goofiness when i carried the shitposting over to FB:

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My character had to do what we called a "pss pss pss" check (Animal Handling) trying to get a disembodied hand (Addam's Family style) to come over

She botched the roll

It flipped her off

D&D is amazing

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lol I’m 35 and my favorite is Harvey, @runawayface

What Your Favorite Stardew Romance Says About You

Abigail - you have a weakness for goth gamer girls, and you probably watch a LOT of anime - you having ADHD isn’t required but it is highly likely

Alex - you have a soft spot for jerks who warm up to you over time, and you love the vulnerability they eventually trust you with. And as far as interests go, you would probably consider doing various sports and outdoor activities if it wasn’t so… outside

Emily - if you yourself don’t collect crystals and rocks, I’d be a little bit surprised - at the very least you claim to read astrology stuff ironically but deep down you believe more than you’ll admit

Elliot - you’d much prefer to live that kind of swept-away-romance you read about in books, but you’re also a sucker for some one who can WRITE that stuff while LOOKING like they could be a romance protagonist - you may not be pulled into a passionate kiss on horseback during the sunset, but you can cuddle up to some one who’ll read to you about it while you play with their luxurious hair

Haley - Combining hotness with meanness is basically your bread and butter. You won’t put up with outright being mistreated, but a pretty girl who can glare you down and make your spine turn into jello is immediately going to capture your heart

Harvey - You’re probably, at least spiritually if not physically, over 30 years old

Leah - Living in the woods and enjoying nature’s beauty every day sounds like a dream to you. A beautiful redhead to live with in that woods? Even better.

Sam - You’re either rather young yourself or you have a young heart. Seeing a young person starting out in the world and pursuing their dreams gives you hope, and you’re very encouraging

Sebastian - You play too many video games and you know way too much about at least one comic book character. Half your life, minimum, is spent on the computer. You haven’t worn a bright color in years - that being said, you crave a lot more love and companionship than you’ll openly admit

Maru - Your heart is instantly captured by science and technology, even more so by some one beautiful who excels in that area. You could listen to that pretty person for hours rambling on about things you don’t even technically understand. You get excited over science articles even if it’s an area of science you’ve never once explored before - all of it is amazing

Shane - You are drawn in by people’s pain and struggles - you think there’s hope for everyone, and you want to be a part of that person’s healing. You’ve definitely gotten too close and been burned by it a few times, but you still haven’t given up on the idea that there’s a better life waiting for anyone

Penny - You love a gentle and loving soul. You’re good with kids even if you yourself don’t have any, and you support and respect education for all. You also try hard to ignore the darker parts of your own life and spend more time than might be healthy disappearing into a good book

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What Your Favorite Stardew Romance Says About You

Abigail - you have a weakness for goth gamer girls, and you probably watch a LOT of anime - you having ADHD isn't required but it is highly likely

Alex - you have a soft spot for jerks who warm up to you over time, and you love the vulnerability they eventually trust you with. And as far as interests go, you would probably consider doing various sports and outdoor activities if it wasn't so... outside

Emily - if you yourself don't collect crystals and rocks, I'd be a little bit surprised - at the very least you claim to read astrology stuff ironically but deep down you believe more than you'll admit

Elliot - you'd much prefer to live that kind of swept-away-romance you read about in books, but you're also a sucker for some one who can WRITE that stuff while LOOKING like they could be a romance protagonist - you may not be pulled into a passionate kiss on horseback during the sunset, but you can cuddle up to some one who'll read to you about it while you play with their luxurious hair

Haley - Combining hotness with meanness is basically your bread and butter. You won't put up with outright being mistreated, but a pretty girl who can glare you down and make your spine turn into jello is immediately going to capture your heart

Harvey - You're probably, at least spiritually if not physically, over 30 years old

Leah - Living in the woods and enjoying nature's beauty every day sounds like a dream to you. A beautiful redhead to live with in that woods? Even better.

Sam - You're either rather young yourself or you have a young heart. Seeing a young person starting out in the world and pursuing their dreams gives you hope, and you're very encouraging

Sebastian - You play too many video games and you know way too much about at least one comic book character. Half your life, minimum, is spent on the computer. You haven't worn a bright color in years - that being said, you crave a lot more love and companionship than you’ll openly admit

Maru - Your heart is instantly captured by science and technology, even more so by some one beautiful who excels in that area. You could listen to that pretty person for hours rambling on about things you don't even technically understand. You get excited over science articles even if it's an area of science you've never once explored before - all of it is amazing

Shane - You are drawn in by people's pain and struggles - you think there's hope for everyone, and you want to be a part of that person's healing. You've definitely gotten too close and been burned by it a few times, but you still haven't given up on the idea that there's a better life waiting for anyone

Penny - You love a gentle and loving soul. You're good with kids even if you yourself don't have any, and you support and respect education for all. You also try hard to ignore the darker parts of your own life and spend more time than might be healthy disappearing into a good book

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Me: *tries to loot a dead body in Skyrim* Skyrim: "This person is busy" Me:

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apparently you can change your number in the initiative order on Roll20 to... well... literally anything I guess 

they were unwise to give us this power

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Something about the Stardew Valley universe absolutely FASCINATES ME and it's mail. I wanna know whomst the F U C K is delivering all this shit and why they're so chill about Kent mailing me bombs all the time

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AUGH some one PM’d me to ask about the games in my PFP and header and I accidentally answered for the WRONG BLOG (i’m half-awake) BUT the ANSWER IS THIS:

PFP is my little bosmer from Elder Scrolls Online (PC)!

and my header is my draenei hunter from World of Warcraft ^_^

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You can get fish tanks in Stardew Valley now You can put a sea urchin in them You can put HATS On the SEA URCHINS ANY HAT MINE IS WEARING CAT EARS

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I designed a little winter dress for myself on Animal Crossing

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I have PHENOMENAL news about Assassin's Creed: Valhalla... there's a D&D joke

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Your ship's crew in Assassin's Creed Odyssey: respectful, quiet, looks up to you Your ship's crew in Assassin's Creed Valhalla:

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my halloween costume is perfect i will accept no critique thank you