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Shinji should motorboat Hikifune. Or Shutara. That would be hot stuff.

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The "Gettin' Laid/Nowhere Near It" Bleach List!

I was doing the dishes earlier and thought about who would be "gettin' the goods", who may have problems in the love department and who I imagine would still be considered "innocent" in the Bleach world. I began to dwell on the idea and This is the list (or game) I came up with. Feel free to send a reply or comment and we'll discuss about it: Yamamoto: ...I wouldn't be surprised if he secretly got laid by bitches all the time. I mean, he was the commander. He had a nice body for his age. And was hot. Literally. Zaraki: I don't know if women would be scared of him or not. Masochists maybe. Or MAYBE... He likes the dominant kind. (He is a Scorpio, you know.) Soi Fon: She's always chasing after Yoruichi. Seems like she's focused only on her. Hitsugaya: His cold exterior would probably melt in embarrassment if you asked him if he had relations with a certain bunned girl. Nowhere near it. Komamura: If women like fluffy men then I guess it's possible. Mayuri: I can imagine a single woman with many arms torturing loving this guy... unless he attracts the kind that want to be experimented on. Shunsui: This one is hard. Actually... no it isn't! Just get drunk, talk to this guy and you'll have a good time AND be hungover the next morning! Score: alcoholism! Ukitake: Hell yes he's "parking the truck"! Who wouldn't want to have sympathetic/adorable romancu lovin' with him?! Definitely! Unohana: She's beautiful, graceful and probably has had many romantic flings in her past. On the other hand, she is presently in Mother Teresa mode and is probably too busy for it. Urahara: I saw a black cat walk into in his house and it turned into a naked woman before jumping into his arms. No more questions necessary. Byakuya: Poor guy is probably still too melancholic over his deceased wife. I don't think he'd go for peasant women either. AKA every woman in Soul Society. Rose: Maybe if he performed at an orchestra he'd get some fanciful groupies. Otherwise, I'm gray about it. Shinji: With that smile and charm, I'm sure it's easy for him. Yet... I wonder how many women would take his offer seriously. Makes me think of Johnny Bravo's complex. Yoruichi: She makes everyone nosebleed. EVERYONE. And she's a cat. Cat woman indeed! Kira: I can see it now: a girl finds him attractive, gets him drunk and he's stupefied by where he is... between two pillows... that aren't the ones he cuddles with alone every night. Aizen: I'm sure he has no problems whatsoever on this one. *Looks at Tumblr's "Aizen" tag* Ichigo: He blushes over naked cat women and peach asses. Virgin. 100000% positive on this one. Shutara: Those sexy eyes. And those creepy arms. How could she NOT be gettin' it? Seriously, she could grab any man she wanted. Rukia: She acts like someone... See Ichigo above. Ishida: Do I have to even say it? *pats his back* Orihime: Too... sweet...! Too innocent. Too adorable to be tainted! Matsumoto: She's basically a widow. RIP, Gin. Lisa: There's a reason why porn was invented. We all know why. Kensei: *Tries to imagine him picking up chicks* Should I be scared that there might be a bar fight?

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Things to do:

Steal download torrent crack Pay for Adobe Photoshop CS6

Register for classes and pray that my financial aid comes in before the deadline

Wait ...boredly with no expression on my face for another month (see gif above for example)

Apply for more jobs  (optional) Roll over and die in a corner

Stop being shy Start a RP

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Christmas [x]

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If you have enough patience to wait through an ad or two, try Hulu. 'Tis free and has way better quality than most random video sites. Hope I helped~ c:

Any people know where I can maybe get high-quality Bleach episodes?

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I have no words to describe this beauty ;A; asdfsadf

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“Aren’t you gonna say that she looks like a peach?” ”SHUT UP!!”

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Mario Babies 

Created by EXTRA FABULOUS 

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Hot Hot Heat?!

Kubo... I didn't know you liked HHH! They were an awesome and adorable band! :3

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[ ooc ; it’s 4:45 AM.

I just drew this. It’s like, “+1 for troll Cerca-chan! Victory!”

I’m tired. And jesus I really want to use this in a RP… Dunno how I will though. Goddamn my awkwardness. =w= ]

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Fufuufuu~

I got second place on Marvel vs Capcom at the local arcade. =w=b

/soproudofherself

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Cartaz Minimalista

Howl’s Moving Castle - Hayao Miazaki

Adobe Illlustrator CS5

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Sweet things Howl said to Sophie.

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Put a color in my ask and I will tell you:

Red ==> What my muse likes or find's attractive about your muse.

Pink ==> Would my muse date your muse (assuming my muse isn't in a relationship already.)

Orange ==> What my muse dislikes or find's unattractive about your muse.

Yellow ==> My muse's greatest fear relating to your muse.

Green ==> What my muse envies about your muse.

Purple ==> A secret my muse would not want yours to learn.

Blue ==> How my muse would attempt to cheer yours up.

Mauve ==> What my muse would like to tell yours, but is too embarrassed/scared to say.

Black ==> How my muse would go about killing your muse (assuming my muse were given cause.)

White ==> How far my muse would go to save your muse (feel free to specify from what).

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i have insomnia ;

So let's have some fun! Ask me anything.