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I know we all love the "Eldritch God of madness who doesn't know his lefts and rights" jokes about John, but I only just realized that episode 34 shows that it's actually Arthur who doesn't know

The Butcher tells Arthur to go right, then has to correct him, which means it's been Arthur this whole time going the wrong way

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And it keeps happening every 20 minutes.

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I need to stop

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Man. I don't think he can Power of Friendship his way out of this one dawg

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fuck this horrible Vessel im in

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How is Arthur Lester going to Arthur Lester his way out of this one

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“True love means never letting them sleep in peace.”

Especially with a bucket of freezing water. 🪣❄️

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My favorite shops

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I know that whenever John says "ORTHUR HE HIT YOU" or "ORTHUR YOU FELL" and I know that's obviously for our benefit so we can tell what's happening but it's SO funny cuz like yeah I'm sure Arthur couldn't have figured out that he got punched in the gut by himself thanks John

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"I asked ChatGPT-"

I asked the voice in my head, he called your mother a whore.

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…worm jokes don’t do very well in the Archives.

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Watching arthur open the mail like

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1.) I open spotify

2.) I see a new malevolent episode is out

3.) I press play

4.) I AM HIT OVER THE HEAD WITH ONE THOUSAND HAMMERS

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god the way that things from the first few seasons are piecing together inch by inch and learning new things in a different perspective i’m just ARGAAAHHHHH

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Hey. Ow.