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Lmao, I love my Pinterest lining up. Look at this one

This defines so much if GF, I love it

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DPXDC prompt. Field trip.

Some people would call gothamites petty, but given that most of the USA population treated them as scum, they believed that their behavior was justified.

They didn't like tourists, to put it mildly. Therefore, after learning that in their city were people on a field trip from Amity Park who could not leave Gotham for several days due to weekly escape from Arkham, the news channel immediately decided that a short interview from the guests would definitely amuse the locals. The reaction of outsiders never ceases to be ridiculous.

Reporter: ~Good afternoon~ Gotham News! May I ask you to share what you liked most about our wonderful city?

Mr. Lancer*still in a cold sweat and looks at every passerby as a potential villain*: Uh, no, me..It's so unexpected. Well, first of all, people here are very…

Danny *is high after the tasting samples Dr. Crane gave him for free and is extremely eager to share his happiness with others*,* picks a microphone*.

Danny: Gotham is the best city in the world! Like seriously, damn, I'd like to die here. Although there are constant shootings somewhere, half the time people don't even shoot at me! I haven't been this relaxed since middle school! And in the evenings, there is often such a pleasant scent of fear and despair on the streets. This fear toxin of yours is a real miracle! It's sooo good!

Sam *decides to take the initiative in her own hands before Fenton says too much*: Personally, I am very pleased with the number of green spaces you have in your city. It's nice to see that here eco-activists are really being listened to. Also, the fact that most restaurants have a thoughtful menu for vegetarians left a very pleasant impression.

Dash in his favorite T-shirt "it's not gay if he's dead": Four words. Hips of Red Hood. The fact that it is not marked in the guidebook as the main attraction of the Crime Alley is a real crime. This dude clearly never skips leg days. My respect.

Tucker: What can I say? The speed of internet here, even during villains attacks, is absolutely  unbelievable. I don't want to leave this place.

Jazz: I love Gotham! Finally, I was able to buy all the works published by Dr. Harleen Quinzel. *girl picks up an impressive stack of books* For some reason, they are not available online.

The camera points at a red-haired guy with a twitching eye.

Wes: I'm 85% sure Bruce Wayne is Batman. I have a proof and I am ready to provide it.

A girl with a "Good Guess" pin from Riddler enters and takes camera away from conspiracy theorist.

Star: Sorry, he slipped out at night and went to look for problems. Again. Don't pay any attention to him. He's always like this when he drinks more than two energy drinks in a row.

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guy who only ever roleplays as himself

(dialogue by @shippingmyworld !)

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happy pride

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I love Nya's introduction in Season 8 of Ninjago.

The other ninja are off on specific missions. Cole and Jay are tracking down a lead on Sensei Wu. Kai and Zane are working together to take down the Mechanic. Lloyd is protecting Ninjago City.

And Nya is just wandering around disguised as a peasant so she can terrorize the land lords of her home town.

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Southern Jimmy, The Fanfic

Jimmy and the gang had a rare day off, so they decided to relax in their own ways around Jimmy’s lab. Timmy and Manny decided to play video games, with a promise not to get out of hand again like last time. (Call Of Duty is still banned after half the lab got destroyed.) Spongebob was cooking a feast for a village for lunch, the smells coming out of the kitchen was making everyone relax even more. Jenny and Danny was sitting on another nearby couch, talking about space and discussing theories of alien life. Jimmy has his playlist playing on a low volume as he works on Goddard. It was about time for another update for him after the last mission.

 Everyone was enjoying themselves in their own happy little bubbles. “Eres tan patético, que resultas entrañable! You seriously think you can pass me as Luigi?” Manny taunts as he throws a blueshell at Bowser and makes it to first place. Timmy, on the other hand, his stuck in third place and quickly taking advantage of Bowser still out to score second. “Dude! You’re luck is about to run out!” Cosmo and Wanda stayed silent as they sat on his shoulder and watched. “You keep papando moscas because you are never going to-HEY!” Manny was interrupted by a Bullet Bill. Timmy quickly shot past and made it over the finish line, finishing in first place. “HA! I told you could never beat me! I’m the Mario Kart champion!”

Jenny and Danny paused their conversation about the differences of their solar system when they looked over to the duo on the couch in amusement. “Perdí la partida! Danny, heal my wounds! El Niño hada beat my by a bullet, I’m wounded.” Manny dramatically draped himself over Danny and the couch. Danny did nothing; he wrapped his arms around the dramatic boy and continued talking to Jenny. “Anyways, our Land Rover went silent June 2018 due to a global dust storm on Mars. It wasn’t until eight months later that the Land Rover was declared dead on February 13.” Jenny gasps in shock. “What?!”  Danny nods in understanding, “There was a global dust storm that blocked sunlight from reaching the rover’s solar panels, preventing it from recharging.”

Timmy sighs after losing his gaming partner, he turned to the boy genius, who was still focused on Goddard with his music playing on a low hum. Timmy leaned in close and heard 200 Digits of PI playing from his phone. Jimmy wasn’t paying attention to how close Timmy was leaning into his personal space. He was focused on making sure he had the linear actuator, which was lining up just right with the electrical circuits. The rest of the leg lay in front of him as he tested to make sure the valve leading to the piston cylinder had no more faults. “Oi, el niño hada! I demand a rematch!” Manny declared as he stood on the table. Timmy quickly diverted his attention to the buff guy on the table. Before anyone could stop them, a guitar song started playing.

Cheater, cheater where'd you meet her

Down at Ernie's Bar?

Did she smile your way, twirl her hair and say how cute your dimples are?

Did she use that line "Your place or mine?" while you danced with her real slow?

Tell me cheater, cheater where'd you meet that no good, white trash ho?

Everyone was in a state of shock and utter confusion. They understood that Jimmy was from Texas, but no one thought that he had a southern accent. Let alone knew any southern songs. So when Jimmy mindlessly started to sing, in perfect rhythm and twang, nobody was ready.

Liar, liar did you buy her whiskey all night long?

Did you hide your ring in the pocket of your jeans or did you just keep it on?

When the deed was done and you had your fun did you think I wouldn't know?

Tell me cheater, cheater where'd you meet that no good, white trash ho?

“Guys, he has a southern accent?” Timmy whispers. Like he wasn’t sure whether what he was facing was reality or one of his secret fantasies. “Dude, that is what you’re focused on? Like, don’t get me wrong, I know people love a good accent. But are we not going to talk about how Jimmy knows this song word by word?” Jenny asks. “No, no. He has a point,” Danny hushes, and Manny nods to back him up. “El chico has a point.”

Now I'm not one to judge someone that I ain't never met

But to lay your hands on a married man is bout as low as a gal can get

Hey I wish her well as she rots in hell and you can tell her I said so

Cheater, cheater where'd you meet that no good, white trash ho?

“Mi amor, you are from Illinois right? Please tell me you have the same accent,” Manny all but begged as he looked at Danny with puppy eyes. The ghost boy smirked and winked at him, “Maybe you will find out later?” 

Jenny rolled her eyes as the two boys mindlessly flirted with each other like they are the only ones in the room. She glances over towards Timmy and realizes he’s not much better, as Jimmy decides to start slightly moving his body as if to dance to the music. Jimmy glanced up to see where all the commotion is and noticed almost everyone is looking at him. 

Loser, loser hope you love her cuz your stuck with her now

Take your sorry butt, load up all your stuff, and get the hell out of my house

But I just wish you'd tell me this one thing before you go

Cheater, cheater where'd you meet that no good, white trash ho?

Now I'm not one to judge someone that I ain't never met

But to lay your hands on a married man is bout as low as a gal can get

Hey I wish her well as she rots in hell and you can tell her I said so

Cheater, cheater where'd you meet that no good, white trash ho?

Yeah I just wish you'd tell me this one thing before you go

Cheater, cheater where'd you meet that low down, up town, slept with every guy around, pressed on eyelash, no good, white trash ho?

Jimmy stayed frozen when the song ended, as he couldn’t believe everyone just heard him. “Jim, JimJam, Jimberly, the Jim to my heart. Why didn’t you tell me you had a southern accent? Do you realize how hot that is? Holy shit babe, why didn;t you ever tell me?!” Timmy exclaimed, successfully flustering the boy genius. “Look-wait-how long-” Jimmy stuttered. “So, fellow southern boy, when were ya goin to tell me yer southern as well?” Danny teased. Jimmy sank his face into his hands. “Danny, please?”

Manny hopped over the couch, “Dude! Do you realize how amazing an accent is? Think about all the things you can do, the people you can confuse, mi amigo del sur! The world is at your fingertips!” SpongeBob chose this instant to pop out of the kitchen, “Lunch is ready, come get it!” Jimmy had never been so happy to hear those words and was the first one up and in the kitchen before anyone else. “Wait, I still have a lot of questions!” Timmy shouted and ran after him. Jenny shared a look with Danny, and she handed him a fifty. “ I can’t believe you were right. How on Earth did you know he was southern?” Danny chuckled but didn’t say anything, just letting Manny drag him into the kitchen after the lovers. Jenny was close behind, bugging him to finally answer him.

~~~~~~~Footnotes~~~~~~~~

A linear actuator is a device that transforms rotational motion into linear (straight-line) motion, typically using a motor, a lead screw, and a nut. It's used in applications requiring controlled pushing, pulling, or lifting, such as in medical equipment, adjustable furniture, and industrial automation.

The actuators are all wired to electrical circuits. The circuits power electrical motors and solenoids directly and activate hydraulic systems by manipulating electrical valves. The valves determine the pressurized fluid's path through the machine. To move a hydraulic leg, for example, the robot's controller would open the valve leading from the fluid pump to a piston cylinder attached to that leg. The pressurized fluid would extend the piston, swiveling the leg 

Eres tan patético, que resultas entrañable- You’re so pathetic, you’re actually entertaining

papando moscas- Day dreaming

Perdí la partida- I lost the game

El Niño hada- The fairy boy

El chico-  The boy

Mi amigo del sur-  My southern friend (masculine)

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Southern Jimmy Neutron

Okay, so hear me out on this one. Jimmy is from Retroville, Texas, right? And no matter how far south you are or how far north you are, you definitely know at least one or two country songs. So I had this daydream where Jimmy and the Nicktoons are hanging out in Jimmy's lab listening to his playlist. Here's the scene;

Jimmy, with his (preferred music station) playing in the background with the music cranked up, wanders off from the 200 digits of PI. (I personally think he would listen to this. If you don't agree, just add your own song.) He's not paying attention; he's just tinkering away, lost in la-la land. Timmy is just lazed on his couch with Manny playing video games. Spongebob is in the kitchen cooking a big lunch for everyone. Danny and Jenny are just chatting about space. When all of a sudden, Cheater, Cheater comes on. And freaking James Isaac Neutron, smartest boy in the dimensions, starts singing the song. Word for word. With a perfect southern accent.

I honestly think this would be hilarious and would probably write this soon. But I just had to throw this out there. It would be even better, if there is a TimJim added to it and Timmy both fears him and falls for him even harder.

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Kai is a horrible weapon smith, but boy does he make the prettiest jewellery youll ever see in your life

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This has been said before, but I just love how wild ninjago shipping culture is

Four guys all living together and fighting crime? Yeah their poly ship is of one the most popular in the fandom

Which one won a “best ship” tournament? The (probably ace) robots of course

You want middle age men in love? We got two that are very popular, take your pick

The various of female side characters that were created almost exclusively to be love interests for the male leads, why not ship them together?

You want the main character shipped with a kid he used to go to school with and has only been in like two episodes? Almost universally considered better than what was almost his canon ship

You like the canon ships? Great for you, we got stuff for that too and we’ve added some much needed depth

Any flavor you want them, whether it be enemies to lovers or doomed by the narrative or canon compliant, it probably exists somewhere

And is shipping not your thing? There are more gen fics than anything else

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saw a sponsored post about knotting. this is the only website

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Part 1 of my Gods of Fastoon collection!

Temoc, god of wine, pleasures and entertainment. He's known by his protruding lower fangs. Lombaxes born with this condition are thought to be favored by Temoc.

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Two identical infants lay in the cradle. “One you bore, the other is a Changeling. Choose wisely,” the Fae’s voice echoed from the shadows. “I’m taking both my children,” the mother said defiantly.

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Business AU

Ratchet is the son of Kaden, the billionaire everyone wants. He wants Ratchet to take his spot and groom him at a young age. Ratchet loves art and music. Ratchet is a heartbreaker because all his relationships were just a ploy for everyone else to get money. Ratchet's heart is hardened into coal because of it and doesn't not trust most people. He made Clank when he was 14 and he trusts him most.

It wasn't until he met Vendra, who was trying to get a job as an assistant, when he starts opening up again. Kaden does not want Ratchet dating the employees and thinks he shouldn't be with Vendra. Since she doesn't not come from a large family. Ratchet has enough of it and runs away with her and they start a business from scratch and surpass Kaden.

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Tumblr PLEASE let us reblog ads i beg you, because this is the funniest shit I’ve seen pop up yet

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Forgot to mention that this is the picture I am using in finding my way around the Polaris Galaxy. It's the only full map I can find and if anyone else can help me understand this thing or have another picture I can use, please send help. This map is such a pain. But I will have more coming soon, so stick around!

Enemies to "I found you while hurt and had to take care of you and in your vulnerable state I saw a side of you I've never seen before" to lovers