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INCORRECT QUOTES     :     1     —     ft.   divas   of   darkness.

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ya uma’s full name is uma seifara salentia bc i wanted the initials u.s.s. bc im a dumbass thank u

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uma is seven feet tall no shhh don’t look at my doc look right here <3

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starter for @prognatae​​ ( harry )

stolen  rusty  coins  jingle  in  her  hands,  malicious  laughter  ricocheting  off  the  brick  walls  of  the  alleyway.  when  someone  got  to  close,  they  were  sure  to  snap  back             reminding  them  to  keep  their  distance.  with  the  purple  pixie  gone,  the  isle  was  finally  hers.  with  harry  by  her  side,  no  one  dared  call  her  anything  but  her  name,  if  they  could  stomach  that.  fear  and  respect  were  her  favorite  dish  and  she  lapped  up  every  bit  of  it.  “  what  do  you  think  mal’s  doing  right  now?  ”  teeth  are  sharp  as  grins,  counting  the  coins  from  their  score.  “  getting  her  tiara’s  polished?  crying  over  breaking  a  nail?  think  she’s  gone  soft  yet?  ”  

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starter for @naivetm​

“  oh,  you  brought  dinner.  ”  picking  up  the  tiny  creature  by  the  tail  (  a  squirrel?  that’s  what  she  had  called  it  )  uma  holds  it  up,  inspected  it  as  it  squirms  around.  it  wasn’t  much,  but  it  would  do.  “  thanks,  tiny.  ”  she  gestures  toward  the  other  with  the  squirrel  still  in  hand,  “  knew  you’d  turn  out  to  be  good  for  something.  ”

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          you     are     the     BIGGEST     PARADOX     i’ve     ever     known.               you’re     insecure     in     everything     you     do,     yet     you     live               yourself     to     a     point     of     total     narcissism.     you’re     warm               and     endearing     one     second     but     indifferent     and     aloof     the               next.     golden     boy,     crown     adorned     and     sculpted     ;     charming               boy,     FUTURE     KING,     and     darling     boy     ;     you     hold     the     world               on     your     shoulders     and     you     pretend     you’re     okay.

indie     /     sel     /     private     /     chad     charming     

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hit the heart for a super small starter to get back into the swing of things. capping at ten 👀 

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hit the heart for a super small starter to get back into the swing of things. capping at ten 👀 

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❛   BY      THE      POWER      OF      THE      SEA       ,      

            ＢＲＥＡＫ      ＩＴ      ＤＯＷＮ   

                             &      SET      US      FREE.   ❜    ©

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ayo baybee this for u @barneht​

dirt  sprinkles  across  the  metal  surface  of  the  prep  table,  a  bundle  of  carrots,  onions  and  garlic  sitting  on  top  of  it.  once  she’s  deposited  her  offerings,  uma  dusts  her  hands  off,  dirt  sprinkling  onto  the  floor.  “  tall  mousey  girl  told  me  to  bring  these  to  you  so  you  could  cook  ‘em.  ”  

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we chillin issa starter for @devillains​

“  so  how’d  you  learn  to  do  all  this  stuff?  ”  uma  flicks  the  lid  of  carlos’  laptop  before  crossing  her  arms  over  her  chest  again.  “  the  hackin’,  the  schemin’,  the  –––––  ”  having  run  out  of  words,  uma  lifts  her  hands,  fingers  miming  the  action  of  him  typing  on  the  computer.  “  there’s  no  tech  on  the  isle,  none  like  that  that  i’ve  seen.  ”

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my pants are saggin and here’s a starter for @paintedragcn​

boots  scuff  across  the  pavement,  uma’s  eyes  shutting  as  she  takes  in  a  deep  breath.  just  a  step  further  and  she  would’ve  ran  smack  into  mal,  which  was  much  more  closer  than  she  ever  needed  to  be  to  her.  “  whoa,  whoa,  back  up,  ”  pressing  two  fingers  to  the  other’s  chest,  uma  gives  her  a  slight  shove  back.  “  we  agreed,  two  foot  minimum.  and  you  gotta  stop  running  into  me,  you’re  ruining  the  peace  part  of  this  peace  garden.  ”  shoving  the  gardening  tool  into  the  pocket  of  her  overalls,  uma  raises  a  brow,  “  you  need  something?  a  bell  to  wear  around  your  neck,  maybe?  ”

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look no lower look no higher, issa starter for @tiderider​

apologies  were  seldom  found  on  the  isle,  but  if  there  were  two  people  she  trusted  with  her  life,  it  was  harry  and  gil  and  she  figured  she  owed  them  a  semblance  of  one.  sure,  the  ship  was  her  home  and  she  felt  whole  being  back,  but  as  she  gazed  out  onto  the  water,  a  gentle  tide  rippling  through  the  murky  waters,  she  longed  for  that  home  too             THE  SEA.  

“  i  didn’t  mean  to  leave  you  and  gil.  or  the  crew.  that’s  the  last  thing  i  wanted  to  do.  ”  close  enough,  for  now.  “  but  you  held  things  down  pretty  well  while  i  was  gone.  so  what,  am  i  gonna  have  to  start  calling  you  captain  now?  ”  she  finally  looks  over  at  him,  a  brow  arching  with  a  teasing  smile.

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mamma mia issa spicy lil starter for @hecrowned​

“  one  of  these  days  you’re  just  gonna  have  to  start  clockin’  people.  i  don’t  know  what  to  tell  you. ”  people  didn’t  question  her  authority,  she  made  sure  of  that.  even  if  she  wasn’t  the  one  handing  out  punishments,  she  had  a  couple  right  hands  that  would.  there  was  a  line  that  people  knew  not  to  cross.  “  or  get  someone  to  do  it  for  you.  people  are  getting  way  too  comfortable  disrespecting  you.  ”

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looka here issa random starter for @griimhilde​

“  didn’t  it  ever  bother  you,  seeing  MAL  get  all  the  glory?  like  you  weren’t  busting  your  ass  to  get  those  kids  off  the  isle  while  she  paraded  around  in  her  tiaras  and  had  her  hissy  fits?  ”  putting  a  dirt  caked  boot  on  evie’s  coffee  table,  uma  pulls  the  laces  tighter,  securing  the  shoe  around  her  foot.  “  i  bet  if  you  and  me  teamed  up,  we  could’ve  been  gotten  everyone  who  deserved  it  in  auradon  living  the  good  life.  ”  

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‘  my kink is getting some fuckin sleep.  ’ ‘  omg here goes your lil crybaby ass.  ’ ‘  the beatles wouldn’t even fucking exist if big time rush hadn’t paved the path for them so shut the fuck up.  ’ ‘  don’t start buddy. don’t you dare.  ’ ‘  gay rights? true, as a gay, i am always right.  ’ ‘  not to vent, but: fuck.  ’ ‘  the worst pain is to make small talk with someone you once told everything to.  ’ ‘  i think i accidentally break my own heart a lot.  ’ ‘  sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful.  ’ ‘  i want to kiss you in a way that makes you not want to kiss anyone else ever again.  ’ ‘  shout out to the people who are still friends with me even though i’m a fucking idiot.  ’ ‘  it’s safe to assume that at any given moment i want to go back to bed.  ’ ‘  i’m a big fan of anything that will help me chill the fuck out.  ’ ‘  i don’t go through people’s pictures on their phone cause i wasn’t raised in the jungle.  ’ ‘  i think we, as a people, just need to have a glass of water.  ’ ‘  i don’t have enough black clothes.  ’ ‘  sweetie, i could sleep for ten years and i’d still be tired.  ’ ‘  i would sleep so much better with your arms wrapped around me.  ’ ‘  me??? tired??? sleepy??? yes, constantly.  ’ ‘  i’m pb&j – petty, bitter, and jealous.  ’ ‘  the fact that sloths aren’t extinct somehow proves that if you go at your own pace and mind your own fucking business you too can succeed.  ’ ‘  i wish i could be the person i want to be, but i’m too tired.  ’ ‘  i always look sleep deprived. is that hot?  ’ ‘  just because there’s always room for improvement doesn’t mean you’ll never be good enough.  ’ ‘  my heart is a soft and sensitive mess.  ’ ‘  all i want is a big garden and no responsibilities.  ’ ‘  honestly someone not liking beyonce is a deal breaker and not for any political reasons, but just like you’re probably, definitely really boring.  ’ ‘  hey guys, i’m a huge fan of genuine love and affection.  ’ ‘  now i’m falling asleep and she’s calling a crab and he’s having a smoke and she’s kissing the crab.  ’ ‘  i’ve been ever since i heard ‘lonely’ by akon at 9 years-old.  ’ ‘  my new years resolution is to stop.  ’ ‘  i’m irritated cause i’m not lovable in a romantic soulmate way.  ’ ‘  i hate knowing that people that ruined parts of me still live and function like nothing ever happened.  ’ ‘  i know i’m cute, but you can remind me.  ’ ‘  hey, just wondering, but are you fucking kidding me????  ’ ‘  i can’t wait to be in love with someone who is also deepfuck in love with me and we love each other forever n’ ever.  ’ ‘  me? clingy? yes. please don’t leave me.  ’ ‘  girlfriend application compatibility question: do you keep your depression pile on the bed or on the floor?  ’ ‘  anything heart shaped is automatically 200% better. this is a fact.  ’ ‘  today’s agenda: screaming into the abyss.  ’ ‘  going from ‘today is a good day’ to ‘i hate my life’ takes me approximately 2.6 seconds.  ’ ‘  everyone needs to wash their face and go to bed.  ’ ‘  i’m worth so much more than the ways i’ve been treated.  ’ ‘  hey, can i claim you guys as dependents on my taxes?  ’ ‘  i really just ignore phone calls. like leave a message. i don’t check those either but like  ’ ‘  i honestly just want to pack my bags and go travel the world and see and explore everything possible.  ’ ‘  remember being little and thinking dandelions were fun or a pretty color or something and every adult in an 80 mile radius wouldn’t let you say that without screaming IT’S A WEED.  ’ ‘  why did we just accept catdog?  ’ ‘  my ‘stay in bed all day’ game’s too strong.  ’ ‘  you deserve to be loved without having to hide the parts of yourself that you think are unlovable.  ’ ‘  i always forget that i literally don’t owe anyone anything!  ’ ‘  i wonder what it feels like to know what the fuck is going on.  ’ ‘  honestly… us girls? us women? we always out here, knowin.  ’ ‘  would an alien think i’m pretty?  ’ ‘  i love boys, but only as a concept.  ’ ‘  why do parents get mad when you sleep in all day? like i’m staying out of trouble and i’m not spending your money like what’s the issue here????  ’ ‘  i identify as an inconvenience to the world.  ’ ‘  i seriously regret telling anyone, anything, ever lmao  ’ ‘  dating me is like dating a five year-old. i need all of your attention and i’m cranky if i haven’t had a nap.  ’ ‘  i’m literally tired of myself.  ’ ‘  don’t introduce me to ur parents unless you plan on marrying me because they’re going to love me and ask about me for the rest of your life lol  ’ ‘  what the hell is a straight person? only straight thing i know about is the edge of my beloved sword.  ’ ‘  i highly recommend never having feelings.  ’ ‘  self care is going into a cornfield at night to get abducted by aliens.  ’ ‘  staying up late with another human is such a weird thing like you get this special bond and a what-is-this feeling  ’ ‘  do u ever feel like ur not even friends with ur friends?  ’ ‘  um no offense but whom’st’ve going to loveth me?  ’ ‘  date a girl who fucks everything up.  ’ ‘  not all who mcfreakin wander are mcfreakin lost.  ’ ‘  i may legally be an adult but don’t be fooled. i have no idea what i’m doing.  ’ ‘  a fun and interesting fact about me is that i’m a fucking idiot.  ’ ‘  you can start again anytime!  ’ ‘  all you can do is learn your lesson. there’s no point in wishing you had did differently. the past is the past.  ’ ‘  i can’t believe an angel like me has to suffer so much.  ’ ‘  you’re all so obsessed with love and being loved. what about just going to sleep?  ’ ‘  i’m smart, but i do dumb shit anyway.  ’ ‘  tbh i never deal with my emotions. i just let them ravage my body and then go to bed and then i wake up and do it all over again.  ’ ‘  first of all: i don’t know shit, so jot that down.  ’ ‘  i’ll just ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ my way through life.  ’ ‘  i’m tired of things costing money.  ’ ‘  don’t you hate it when you’re dead inside and run out of apps to refresh?  ’ ‘  who cares? do better, move on.  ’ ‘  i don’t need a significant other. just a significant income.  ’ ‘  appreciation for everyone who’s ever talked to me bc i’m annoying and dumb.  ’ ‘  thnks fr th mntl llnss.  ’ ‘  what  hasn’t killed me has just made me overly sensitive and defensive.  ’ ‘  i don’t know shit ya’ll!!!!! i’m just out here.  ’ ‘  binge-watching is great until you run out of the show and have to start watching it weekly like some sort of medieval peasant.  ’ ‘  i’m in the wrong realm and i think everyone can tell.  ’ ‘  this might come as a shock but I’m Not Feelin too good my dudes.  ’ ‘  i’m alive, but only ironically.  ’ ‘  there she goes again being over dramatic and by she, i mean me.  ’ ‘  do you ever feel like have tried Too Hard to a friend and now you have become That Obnoxious Weirdo?  ’ ‘  lgbt: lasagna! garfield’s beloved treat.  ’ ‘  my favorite phrase in the english language is ‘i shit you not.’  ’ ‘  i’m a real boring bitch! a snoozer!  ’ ‘  i honestly look so good lounging in an oversized t-shirt and no pants. when will someone experience the blessing of domestic living w/ me?  ’ ‘  you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly.  ’ ‘  you son of a mumford!  ’ ‘  hi, i’m here to ruin everything.  ’ ‘  you can tell a lot about a person by looking at their hands. for example, if it’s a skeleton hand then they’re dead.  ’ ‘  the year is 2020 and i am found guilty of treason against the united states for vague blogging that i hate someone and donald trump thought it was about him.  ’ ‘  everybody calm down, we’re going to be fine! :))) we’ve weathered worse than this! :) :) :) :) really all this panic just seems like a huge overreaction imho   ’ ‘  no beta readers. we publish our crap writing like men.  ’ ‘  i need $$$$$ not feelings.  ’ ‘  ‘idk imma see’ = i ain’t coming, never was coming, never considered it, never gave it a single thought, only remembered cause you asked again.  ’ ‘  oops, i don’t care lol  ’ ‘  why girls always crop the halo out of their selfies? stop being so modest. we know the truth.  ’ ‘  maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,  ’ ‘  i always get told i look like a bitch bc i’m always glaring while i walk, but i’m not glaring, i’m squinting. i have sensitive eyes. they’re watering.  ’ ‘  concept: it’s 3 am. candle lit room. a record is spinning. you’re kissing me. we have no worries in the world. we’re warm and content.  ’ ‘  i need to go into the forest and scream for an hour and a half.  ’ ‘  pls kill all men who yell at girls from cars.  ’ ‘  life really isn’t what i expected it to be. less quicksand. almost no quicksand to be honest. lots of metaphorical quicksand tho.  ’ ‘  i have a question for u: like are u done… like is it over?  ’ ‘  we all have that one person who ruins your day by being alive.  ’ ‘  we all have that one person who ruins your day by being alive. for me, it’s myself.  ’ ‘  whenever i see police i always try not to act suspicious and fail internally even though i never did anything wrong.  ’ ‘  new years resolution: less bitter, more glitter.  ’