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How do you like your quadrilaterals? ...Circumscribed? ;)

CGL

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Oh my god, I keep writing 'circumcised.' HOW DO YOU SPELL THIS!?

CSF (trying to spell “circumscribed”)

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CSR: Ms. F, do you watch netflix?

CJG: AND CHILL?

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I’m back! Start of the school year’s been hectic but I’ll start posting quotes again now~ I switched over from 8th grade science to high school math so we might be seeing slightly (slightly...) less immature quotes? .....Nah, who am I kidding?

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Me: I'll be out tomorrow so make sure-

GMP: Where are you going?

GRS: WHY ARE YOU ABANDONING US??

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SPJ: What's a 'fat tus' though?

Me: *facepalm* That says "fetus."

SPJ: Oh.. that's like, spelt weird.

Me: ...

SPJ: Wait so what does that mean again?

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HMG: Ms. F, don't you think I'm fun and hardworking?

Me: I thought April Fools was yesterday.

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BHP: Did you get my follow request from Instagram??

Me: I think I'll just ignore it.

BHP: OH MY GOD. Wait, can I see your phone real quick?

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Ms. F, I google you sometimes... like, when I have free time.

LBH

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(Re: April Fools) Ms. F, you are gonna be the second most pranked teacher in this school.

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GHK: What's a je-rome?

Me: Who?

GHK: Jerome? Is that how you say it?

Me: ...GENOME?

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TRJ (student from another team): Are you a student or a teacher?

Me: I'm a teacher.

TRJ: Like a substitute teacher or like a teacher?

Me: I'm a teacher.

TRJ: How old are you?

Me: Ha, that's classified.

TRJ: Do you have a boyfriend?

Me: ...

TRJ: Can I have your number?

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GMP: Ms. F has an XBox One AND a PS4? *announces to class* This is why I love her.

GKM: HEY.

GRS: K, you were the one who asked for her number!

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Are we just doing this activity so you can laugh at us?

GMP

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BPS: (sarcastic) Nice sports spirit.

Me: I know! I couldn't find anything in my house!

BPS: Do you have a ping pong table or something?

BBS: That's so racist!

BPS: What? How is that racist?

BBS: Just 'cause she's Asian?

BPS: ...I have a ping pong table.

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BKO: What song describes your sex life?

Me: ....What?

BKO: ...Boom boom pow? Haha.

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I heard that taller people have longer penises... OH MY GOD, no. Ms. F, trust me, I was talking about owls.

BHP