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shitpoasting · 2 years ago

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shitpoasting · 7 years ago

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i screamed who did this

#shitpost #shitposts #shitposting #memes #funny #funny memes #funny pics #funny images #dank memes #dankest memes

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shitpoasting · 7 years ago

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meanwhile, my bisexual ass:

Nick and Priyanka have officially announced their engagement. Nick’s father has commented on their Instagram posts.

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shitpoasting · 7 years ago

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not existing is the best feature yet

reply to this with ur fave thing abt ur gf!!

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shitpoasting · 7 years ago

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me: omg i want to reblog this !!

my body: pathetic

my body: do a 17 + 2 combo points sneeze streak first

This user has an allergy

#shitpost #shitposting #shitposts #allergy #sneeze #i cant stop sneezing #i keep sneezing #i hate sneezing #sneezing #allergies #allergic #allergy symptoms

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shitpoasting · 7 years ago

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thor: *nods*

Peter: I mean sure Mr. Stark you may be verified on twitter but are you verified in the eyes of god?

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shitpoasting · 7 years ago

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it's even funnier when you consider that the last one has the most number of cards at hand

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shitpoasting · 7 years ago

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should've waited 2 more minutes

Get over it via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2KWxdrK

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shitpoasting · 7 years ago

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this is it. the end of my life. they're watching me i can feel it

*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*

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shitpoasting · 7 years ago

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friend: calling me

me, panicking: NO LET'S TEXT I'M NOT COMFY THIS WAY

#shitpost #shitposts #shitposting #relatable #meme #memes #friend #friendship #friends

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shitpoasting · 7 years ago

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you need 0.7

i can go from sweetheart to cold hearted asshole in 0.7 seconds

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shitpoasting · 7 years ago

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i get u, duo, i really do

#shitpost #shitposting #shitposts #french #duolingo #bilingual #meme #memes #duo #owl #duolingo owl

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shitpoasting · 7 years ago

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this is so haPpY,,

alexa play waka waka

#shitpost #shitposting #shitposts #meme #memes #shakira #waka waka #alexa this is so sad #happy #despacito #alexa #this is so sad #this is so stupid

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shitpoasting · 7 years ago

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ik ppl are reporting the bots but please keep this one its like ,, my only follower ,,, thanks

a gay porn blog followed me i feel popular

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shitpoasting · 7 years ago

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dermatologists: im dr. shchwarzkopf

people: skin, an organ. doctor.

ophthalmologists: im dr. zhuyi

people: eye, an organ. doctor.

urologists: im dr. stark

people: penis, an organ. doctor.

cardiologists: im dr. stanislav

people: heart, an organ. doctor.

dentists: im dr-

people: NO FUCK YOU. TEETH AREN'T A PART OF THE HUMAN BODY. MORON. UR NOT A DOCTOR UR A DENTIST. DIE

#shitpost #shitposting #shitposts #medicine #doctors #medical #medical jokes #doctor #dentist #dentists

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shitpoasting · 7 years ago

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nvm its a bot

a gay porn blog followed me i feel popular

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shitpoasting · 7 years ago

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MIDEVIL SWORD IM DEAD

i sleep nude because if someone ever breaks into my house they gotta fight me while im naked and i dare you to try and swing on a nigga when his dick is out

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