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"You are standing in the rain and I am offering you a goddamn umbrella, and you throw it on the floor and yell at God to abolish rain."

-Tumblr user kaiasky, about another user who refuses to filter tags

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"Nature doesn't care about what's pretty, it cares about what's effective. Prettiness is a side effect."

-Twitter user Ya_Gurl_Ry, on a comic about house centipedes

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"Life will always have ups and downs. And if we don't have the bad parts, we'll never appreciate the good ones."

-Kazuma Kiryu, Yakuza Kiwami ("The Price of a Palm-Reading")

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"Such is the cruel physics of love, that those who crave it most will repel it and only the dang rich get richer."

-ALLMO, Adventure Time ("The More You Moe, the Moe You Know")

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"Cruelty is so easy. You're not special for choosing it."

-Tumblr user papayajuan2019

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"I wade through honey-rich excess while you starve of your own volition."

-Tumblr user insanitysilver, about people who only read completed fanfiction

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"I embrace the Sun with arms outstretched so that my oblivion will be one of my own choosing."

-Strange Scaffold, the developer of Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator, about putting Kinect support into a 2021 game

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"A peaceful land doesn't need a goddess of war with a sword."

-The description for Goddess of War, a dress in Love Nikki Dress Up Queen

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"God can make virtue all by himself. He keeps us for the one thing he can't do - sin."

-Tumblr user temporarynameiwillchange

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"Has the rot in your soul spread so far you cannot find value in anything not spoken in numbers?"

-Tumblr user almostsweetangel, talking about Goncharov

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"The wise man is blessed with knowledge once but the fool is blessed to learn every day."

-Tumblr user thyrell, about cool rocks

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"You can stop so much fighting if you make yourself as appalling as possible to both parties."

-Tumblr user fastest-punsligner-in-the-west, about pronunciation debates

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"Would you still have me, knowing that I cannot stay for long?"

"Without a moment's hesitation. I am used to loss. Do not deprive me from the joy of ever having."

-Say'ri and Tiki, Fire Emblem Awakening

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"Do not lose time on daily trivialities. Do not dwell on petty detail. For all of these things melt away and drift apart within the obscure traffic of time. Live well and live broadly. You are alive and living now. Now is the envy of all of the dead."

-Emily, World of Tomorrow (Don Hertzfeldt)

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"No fate is so immovable that we cannot change it."

-Tumblr user swords-n-spindles, about sweeping dirt into a dustpan

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"The thing about everything is that it all gets easier with practice, so be careful what you practice."

-Tumblr user watsonshoneybee

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"I want to be loved like a person, not like a dog."

-Tumblr user kermitlesbian, about suppressing the impulse to people-please