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um sorry for moaning when you stabbed me. it's been a really long time since anyone touched me like that
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venmo: @es130081
Money me, money now, please
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Ughh grad school is expensive. Who will please help me out and send a few bucks my way?
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I can’t quite explain how but tumblr just gets me
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Always a delight to find out that a silly guy is also a horny slut
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Shoutout to everyone who has died and come back sluttier each time
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don't talk to me or my 300 pornbot followers ever again
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