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This one I decided to call the liar and the prophet! Partially inspired by Cassandra, a prophet cursed by the god Apollo to know the truth but to never be believed.

The colours on the prophet's side are harsher, but warmer, while the liar's are influenced by the cold truth, tho it possesses golden lips ready to lure any and every unsuspecting soul, knowing its truthful counterpart lacks the ability to do so.

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Midnight snack? 5:30 am snack, a treat before sleep

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Hi! My name's Teacup Captor, and I'm a 20 year old disabled queer person.

As of right now, I'm living with at home with my parents, who over the years have been incredibly abusive to me.

This summer, I'll be moving out, several hours away from where I live now.

This means when I get there, I'll most likely be unemployed. I have some money saved up, but to make sure I have enough to stay afloat until I find work, I would like to advertise my commissions!

I've been drawing for ages, and it's one of my biggest passions!

[IDs: four drawings made by OP. They show a woman with angel wings, a halo and bugs playing in her hair, a person with big horns, a cloak and axe, and skin with the color of oil, a man playing on magical bagpipes in the woods, a reference sheet for a dragon and cat hybrid fursona, and a reference sheet for a humanoid, fat creature. The woman is painted, the person with oil-like skin is rendered digitally, the man on the magical bagpipes is drawn, colored, shaded and lined digitally, the dragon-cat is color flatly and lined with marker on paper, and the humanoid creature is colored flatly and lined digitally. /end IDs]

I can draw a variety of characters, a variety of body types, and I have experience drawing POC (sorry for the lack of references, I'll see if I can add some when I have more time!) and if you're not happy with how the drawing looks (body type inaccurate, facial features wrong, skin too ashy, anything, really) it's no problem to tell me at all <3

I have more information over on my website > https://teacup-captor.carrd.co/ < (or click here to be taken to it!)

And you can also check over on my ko-fi! > https://ko-fi.com/teacupcaptor < (or click here to be taken to it!)

I can accept payments via ko-fi, I also have a kind friend who's letting me use their paypal, and if you're scandinavian the same friend is also letting me borrow their vipps.

Thank you so much for reading! Have an amazing day <3

Reblogs are highly appreciated 💕💕

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I watch you enjoy yourself as the glass filled with my tears makes you forget of your thirst, knowing that soon the despair and salt in it will make your throat ache like never before.

(Me to myself after I doomed my own characters)

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Another letter flourished to life, though the fire was weaker.

To Great Duke Aim, Commander of Twenty Six Legions, 23rd of the Ars Goetia,

How on Earth are you one of the Fallen and yet so, so incredibly stupid?

I’ve been around less than half of the millions of years you have. I am Hellborne. How is it I have more common sense than you? Watching you attempt to be a Duke is like watching someone setting a suntanning bed out on the cold, rainy porch of a fresh April shower - entirely nonsensical and bumbling, that is to say.

Please develop a brain before that gaping hole in your skull is stuffed with flies.

Did you fall directly on your head when cast out from Heaven,

U.F.D.

P.S.

I was a complete, stuck-up arsehole up until recently and I still had more common sense than you.

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well that’s just fucking rude dude WHO IS SENDING THESE?

I’ll have you know that I AM a very good Duke that is well respected and I am NOT STUPID you probably sucked up to me at one point you gutter rat and I do not have a gaping hole where my brain should be I have a hole where my heart should be get it right! Satan’s ass crack- I’m taking a break at this point man

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Who knows, I truly have no clue, obviously not a certain demon of yours

being doomed by the narrative is cool and all but i like when a character is doomed just by being a fucking idiot. sorry that happened to you but it is entirely your own fault and you could have just chosen to not do all that

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The problem with getting popsicles is then you have popsicles in the house and every time you feel bad (mentally, physically,) you think “well why shouldn’t I have a popsicle about it”

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STOP DRAWING HATE SYMBOLS ON MY GAY RELIGIOUS ALIENS

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I bought a new sunhat! Does it suit me?

(Aziraphale is still using he/him pronouns despite his body shape. thanks 🩵)

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'What's your character's sexuality?'

Whatever works for the plot man

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The brutality and aftermath of the Fall

I'm a sucker so I ended up making two versions both with S1 and S2 lol, more explanation of useless details under the cut.

The two figures are respectively fallen Beelzebub and ------ (pre-fall). The lighting in the drawing is sparse, coming both from the Heaven that the angel is trying to hang onto with not much effort and the angel themself. And when it hits the demon's wings you can almost make out a slightly iridescent shimmer similar to that of flies. Their halo is complete, while their demon counterpart's is broken, forming a horn like shape. While their wings, still white, are a warmer shade (since warmer shades in the serie have always indicated that an angel had grown/always been more distant from God, or perhaps closer to Earth) while their tunic is, by comparison, cold (like a put on fasade of faith and obedience). The flies hang around Beelzebub, covering the other's face, but it is unclear wether it's really the demon ordering them to do so or Her, using their own creating to erase what they had been. While the angel isn't trying particularly hard to hang onto their grace the demon still towers over them, keeping them close, still, dragging them down with them. Killing them. The poster in the back warns them of what Hell is, but they have no choice other than to keep their victim (themself) Down with them.

(Close up picture of the poster with description for anyone interested who might struggle reading:

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Damn after two years of having this account and four+ of obsessing over this serie it was time I posted some fan art lol, even tho my skills aren't quite to the level of my idea it was still super fun

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like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

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This one took a stupid amount of time with all the glue drying but it will be finding its (hopefully) forever home in my favourite highschool prof's house