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YOU!!! READ THIS NOW!!!

Title: in this moment they were icarus triumphant

Summary:

Jon is the new Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute. Gerry is still recovering from his near fatal brush with cancer. And Jon's assistants? They're busy sticking their noses where they definitely don't belong.

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things jon missed while stalking his colleagues:

the fact that sasha had been half lined up for gertrude's job and how that would be a pretty good murder motive

the discrepancy between elias's hiring in 1991 and how he said he was working as a filing clerk in 1972

tim's brother's mysterious disappearance/death directly preceding his change in careers

martin's real age and literally any of his academic or employment history

conclusion: he's bad at this <3

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archivist be upon ye

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“queer horror podcast” ok? wet water?

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hi! this is the owner of this blog, @shittyavatarideas. I'm aware that I haven't really been active on this account since the end of TMA, but I am very active on tumblr and would like to start using this sideblog again. Especially given how many notes the cat post gained from my blog, I think this blog could at least be used to reblog and share content about The Magnus Archives and boost TMA creators. At most, I would be reblogging non-TMA related things like cute cats, art, small horror stories and general tumblr content. But as this is a Magnus Archives blog first and formost, so I would like to get my followers thoughts.

Thank you very much! This poll will close in one week, and the askbox/submissions will be opened and slowly added to the queue. Thank you all for following this blog and have a good day.

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The truth...

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Jurgen Leitner's been dead for 6 slutty, slutty years

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so glad jurgen leitner is dead. i’m gonna go listen to him die again. and again. and again. and again. and agai

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given the implications that the entities have escaped into our world, and the fact that i run a blog dedicated to making fun of them and their devotees... i’m probably going to be looking over my shoulder for the rest of my life.

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THE ADMIRAL IS OKAY. THE ADMIRAL IS SAFE LADS. HE HAS A TIN OF TUNA CAT FOOD AND IS TAKING A LITTLE CAT NAP I REPEAT THE ADMIRAL IS FINE.

i, on the other hand, am not.

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t... the m... the magnus archives.... was a podcast...

5 more minutes. it’s been an honor serving with you boys. see you on the other side.

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5 more minutes. it’s been an honor serving with you boys. see you on the other side.

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avatar of all 15 fears but it’s the TMA fandom with less then 24 hours until the finale

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Avatar of the Desolation, but its my dad and his friend when they were like 4 years old and were playing GI Joe and they set a pile of leaves on fire but then they got distracted playing and it set the shed on fire and when they realize they panicked and ran to the end of the street and hid until the friends mom came for them, and years later when he told me this story I asked him why? Why set the leaves on fire? Also how you were like 4 who let you have the means to create fire He shrugged and said they wanted a 'realistic backdrop'

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Avatar of the Corruption but it's my old roommate who never cleaned her cat's litter box nor bathed her dog.

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Avatar of the Eye but it's just the series of eyes spray painted on a highway barrier.

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Avatar of the eye but it is people noticing the fact that parts of my body are tattoed over with eyes that stare outwards.