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Arthur Dent has a bathrobe for every day of the week.

No one else knows about it because they are all identical in appearance!

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okayyyy after much deliberation here is my most up to date heart of gold crew lineup!!!

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The Only Place in the Galaxy is an unofficial, not-for-profit, digital fanwork anthology centered around the ship Ford Prefect x Arthur Dent, set to release on 12 October 2023. See additional information and sign up to receive a copy here!

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Before you post, think:

Is it groovy

Is it smashing, baby

Is it shagedelic

Does it give you mojo

Does it make others randy

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I think about this and how it was in the first chapter of hitchhikers guide every day

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original

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Mr president… 

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"Boy, he'd love to have a farm somewhere, keep some sheep." forever thinking about this line. forthur farmers

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Zaphod's two heads have conflicting fashion senses, but they compromise. Which would explain his questionable outfits

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I decided that Thursday is going to be poll day. The previous poll isn't quite over yet, but Slartibartfast is in the lead at 27% - followed by Eddie (23%), Random (15%), then Fenchurch (11%).

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Random has NEVER eaten a vegetable and refuses to try one

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Ive been making sandwiches for like 12 weeks now for work reason and to be very honest? I see why arthur would do it for a living. I also see why he eventually quit, it does get boring!

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Why is today literally Thursday lol

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Zaphod recommended his psychiatrist, Gag Halfrunt, to Arthur after seeing how desperately he needed one. Dr. Halfrunt quit after 4 gruelling sessions

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space idiots 🛸

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so long and thanks for all the fish