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if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!

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here, have my favourite pictures of leonard cohen and care

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remember when jimmy kimmel asked david duchovny and gillian anderson why they were doing shit in the late 90s like, idk, not inviting each other to the other one’s secret shotgun wedding or telling the press that their coworker was a pretentious jackass and gillian very seriously was like well it was really very humid in vancouver. so you can imagine the kind of stress we were under

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my gf and i are discussing this phrase but we’ve heard it mean different things. pls vote to decide this for us + say where ur from

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a collection of some mlp line stickers

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if i were a drink i’d be cherry vanilla coke

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💖✨I did my makeup today to feel a bit better, gotta wash away my grief with micellar water✨💖

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disco elysium is kafkas metamorphosis for the modern age. no one is scared of becoming a bug anymore. the true nightmare? waking up one day and finding out your a cop

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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

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I KNOW RIGHT

Deeply fucked up none of my gfs are at my house rn

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Passover seder at UC Berkeley’s Gaza solidarity encampment (via twitter)

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person who has only watched one anime: what i really love about dungeon meshi is how it subverts our expectations of a typical anime by not sexualising women and having a good plot!

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy