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Perry the Labubu

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hey everybody. it’s me, shmirtzendoof. I sincerely apologize. I’m just now seeing the reaction of that “dicked down” post from 2018. I’m a scientist, I crossed the line. I move the line then I cross it. I went way too far. the post is too disturbing, I understand how it offends people. it wasn’t funny. I get it. I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my career, I will continue. I ask for your forgiveness. taking down the post. I’m going to ask the tumblr CEO to take down the post. and I beg for your forgiveness. I went too far. I made a mistake and I was wrong.

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https://www.tumblr.com/shmirtzendoof/176356690092?source=share

Now that season 5 is out, on a scale of 1 to 10 how much does this haunt you and also did you finally get your wish Dr. Doofenshmirtz?

I never said this. I was hacked. I never said this……. you believe me, right?

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I have so much rizz that they animate me on ones

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EVIL AGAIN

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why is everyone surprised to discover that I love my nemesis?

it's like being shocked to find out that the sun is hot. duh!

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I will not breathe until the Phineas and Ferb revival airs. starting in 3, 2, 1…

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unfortunately, these are all true

Phineas and Ferb Reboot Teasers

Lawrence smokes a joint

Doofenshmirtz hacks into Epic Games and inserts himself into Fortnite. Comedy ensues.

Home Depot sponsorship

Phineas dyes his hair purple

There may or may not be a Brandy & Mr. Whiskers crossover

Disney’s first ever gay character (Never been done before)

Episodes will be exported into tiktok’s 9:16 aspect ratio

Kidney stone episode

All of Ferb’s line will be bass-boosted for maximum impact

Perry the Platypus will say “Fuck”

Pinhead Pierre’s funeral will be the season finale cliffhanger

Phineas and Ferb destroy all A.I. databases with their own bare hands, no wacky inventions necessary

Peter the Panda also smokes a joint

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ever since Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated was audited by the IRS, I have been hard at work on the Gossip-inator! with this inator, I will create internal discourse within the tri-state IRS office dynamics.

while employees across the corporate ladder spend 92% of their day trying to clear their names from baseless rumors, I will continue to get away with redacting my alimony income from Charlene. it's a brilliant, thwart-proof scheme!

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I've been searching online for HOURS trying to locate the "Tumblr Sexyman" application. it's unfair that I, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, am not being considered for an honor I so rightfully deserve.

maybe it wouldn't even be a contest if I was in the running... that's probably it!

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not looking forward to the episode where lawrence fletcher reacts to the queen’s death

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not looking forward to the episode where lawrence fletcher reacts to the queen’s death

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we are only 15 days into this doofalicious year and I already want 2023 to be over

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Have you heard from your best friend pinhead pierre lately?

alexa, how do I block anonymous users on tumblr

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Do you get followed by pornbots? Can you make an inator to get rid of them?

why would I create an inator to get rid of 81% of my tumblr following?

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How’s Perry the Platypus doing these days

you will not believe this… really! you will not believe this but perry the platypus dyed his fur a darker shade of green last week. the teal works for him, I don’t know why he would want to change it up! don’t tell him I posted about this please. he’s currently in the bathroom rinsing the dye out to return to his natural teal. he will thwart my evening if he knew I was telling you all of this.