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Arts and Crafts by @cinnonym has been consuming my entire life lately, I’m not even kidding.

So of course I made a moodboard for it, it's what I do, it's who I am

I'm begging you, if you haven't read it, GO DO IT RNNNNN

It's got everything: tension, an obscene amount of yearning, some of the greatest prose I've ever seen, wood puns.... Do yourself a favor and fucking read it or reread it if you already did.

(Hopefully now that this moodboard is out of my system I can stop thinking about it at night..... probably won't tho.)

As a sidenote @cinnonym I love you please never stop writing.

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can i speak my truth? there's absolutely NO way we got swanqueen having a whole enemies-to-friends (lovers) arc and end up CO-PARENTING their son!!!! for so many people not to see the fucking vision. regina and emma kissed with tongue!!! they were fucking raw on mayer mills' desk while the little town of storybrook was in shambles!!! captain hook this robin hood that they were nothing!!! nothing compared to the arc emma and regina had!!! need i remind u, there was a murder attempt between them!!!! which is ofc one of the sexiest foundations to any ship!!! im not even kidding when i say "miss swan" (🫦) triggers me like a sleeper agent i just knowwww they fucked nasty all the time and i can't be convinced otherwise. it was always them. it was always about them and that's my truth. #MyTruth

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There was a character in a book I read once who was described as "handsomely fat" and that phrase is stuck in my brain forever. The author really was like "no shut up, they're charismatic, they're good-looking, they're handsomely fat. not just handsome AND fat; them being fat is directly contributing to their good looks. you agree." and they were RIGHT

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my swanqueen era is coming back

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Me and the wifey just rewatched episode 2x11 today and Hook is asking Archie for information about Rumple because he is supposed to be one of his patients.

Rumple would never go to therapy on his own. But now I am thinking Belle is maybe forcing him to do couples therapy. And then I thought about a day in Archie's life:

8am: Ruby comes in and talks about her trust issues with Granny because she kept the wolf thing from her.

9am: Regina and Emma are in and fighting about minor things until they are so horny for each other, that they leave and are making out in the alley

10am: Closing the window, because Emma moans to loud, getting a coffee

11am: Snow comes in and is searching for Charming. The moment she leaves, Charming is coming in, searching for Snow.

1pm: Lunch

2pm: Open the window for fresh air

3pm: Henry comes in to tell the important information about his mom's, so Archie knows what the minor inconveniences were really about and can adress his thoughts the next day

4pm: Walk with Pongo

5pm: Rumple and Belle are coming in. Rumple is grumpy (mood not dwarf) and is obviously lying the whole session. Archie slips Belle a note with numbers to call to get out of toxic relationships as everyday.

6pm: Closing the window again because he is not willing to listen to Rumples lies if not getting paid for it

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They have magic but no dishwasher. This is the worst timeline.

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i made another pamphlet today :D (i have a small obsession it's fine don't worry about it)

behold! a cute lil quarto of it all comes down to love (do I have it in me?) by @cinnonym! this fic is WONDERFUL and HURTS ME and i needed to hold it in my hands

i've been having a lot of fun making more creative typesets lately! spent AGES trying to find the right picture for the title page, and i'm pretty happy with this one.

the paper i wanted to use for the cover was three millimeters too short and it was infuriating, but i think this one actually looks quite nice so it's okay :)

anyway, this fic is emotionally painful, you should go read it, and this was fun to make! ok have a great day/night/mid afternoon friends :)

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Sometimes I think about Regina and Emma as a couple sleeping next to each other and every other night Emma wakes up in the middle of the night and is like "waaaaait a second, you did...(Insert horrible thing from the Evil Queen Era)"

And Regina is always like "I know babe, let's talk about it in the morning"

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My wifey and I just watched a video about the Muppets and how in a divorce the person from the video would pick Miss Piggy's side, because she was committed and Kermit was not.

So far so normal. (Yes Muppet Content is already considered normal)

At this point the sentence was said, that inspired this post in the first hand:

"Not my favourite green boy!", they said in absolute shock.

At this point I am straight up laughing and now I am questioning myself. Who is my favourite green boy?

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y'all are gonna hate me for this one but uhm. no way Regina would have been happy with Daniel forever. like sincerely, he Doesn't Get Her. like i'm sorry:

dude have you MET cora?? did you not SEE what Regina is going through every single day of her life? what do you mean 'what can she do'??? my girl Emma swan met Cora for five minutes and came back ready to cut Regina some proper slack, meanwhile he literally works for her - claims to love her daughter, even - and he's like 'i don't understand'? bro, be so for real

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was talking to @italianbeatrice about drunk!Regina headcanons (specifically our shared belief that Regina is a nice drunk), and I present to you this, slightly more elaborate headcanon: tipsy!Regina is the most horny Regina, and then the more she drinks, the more the horniness goes over into helpless romantic Regina. Like:

1 glass of wine: *slightly raspy voice, lingering looks* Ms Swan? Could you get me some dark chocolate? (<- flimsy excuse to watch Emma's ass as she leaves)

2 glasses of wine: *leaning forward, blouse gaping open* it is getting awfully late, why don't you.. stay over? (depending on the state of their relationship, she will allow her fingers to trace Emma's hands at this point, only because she's WORRIED of course)

3 glasses of wine: *deep kisses, allowing herself to be pressed into the couch, low whimpers*

4 glasses of wine: *eyes shining with a whisper of tears* oh Emma, please stay? (<- dropping pretenses)

5 glasses of wine: *snuggled into the crook of Emma's neck* hmmmm Emma? You smell like forever...

6 glasses of wine: *in bed after Emma carried her there* if you tell anybody about this, Ms Swan, I'll... I'll... (<- falls asleep before she can finish the threat)

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OUAT x Kpopdemonhunters

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Season 1 Regina was this big, important, busy mayor, who mostly spend time in her office, untill this one blonde showed up and suddenly she's popping up all around town right in front of her at all times. Like a little puppy who isn't quite sure what to make of the new person in their house so they follow them around to try and get their vibe

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Regina’s Hair Flippy thing when Emma calls her 2x10/3x03/3x10