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Taste

originally, "Taste" by Sabrina Carpenter

Oh I leave quite an impression

Five feet to be exact

He's wondering why half your clothes went missing

My body's where they're at

Now we're done but you're still layin'

Next to me, after the separation

I heard you're back together and if that's true

You'll just have to text me while he's next you

If you want forever and I bet you do

Just know you'll taste me too

Uh-huh

He brings you down on a basis

With hatred in his tone (La la la la la la la)

You're funny now, all your jokes hit different

But where'd you learn that from?

Now we're done but you're still layin'

Next to me, after the separation

I heard you're back together and if that's true

You'll just have to text me while he's next you

If you want forever and I bet you do

Just know you'll taste me too

(La la la la la la la)

Every time we close our eyes

I feel your lips you're feelin' mine

And every time you breathe his air

Just know that it's way better here

You can have him if you like

We've been through this like once or twice

And singin' 'bout it don't mean I care

Yeah I'll share if that means you're here

Well I heard you're back together and if that's true

You'll just have to text me while he's next you

If you want forever and I bet you do

Just know you'll taste me too

Taste me too, ow, (La la la la la la la)

You'll just have to text me when he's next to you

You'll just have to text me while he's next to you

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Smart & Poetic

originally, "Dumb & Poetic" by Sabrina Carpenter

You're so smart and poetic

It's just what I fall for, I love the aesthetic

Every self-help book, you've already read it

Carefully say lines for debates you engage in

Gold star for hi-brow communication

And, "Love who you love," is your favorite quotation

Really come on as so smart and well-spoken

Sing all the lyrics to "Never Again"

Don't think you understand

Just 'cause you think you're dumb

doesn't make it a fact

I'm so glad, there's no discrimination

And, baby, you got out of that situation

You're learning so much from the arts that they're teachin'

Save all your breath for your next presentation

You're so intellective, you'd make a great wife

And I promise the help books are changing your life

Well, you drove the car and have reached destination

Drive through my head like it's some kind of passage

Don't think you understand

Just 'cause you think you're dumb

Doesn't make it a fact

Don't think you understand

Just 'cause you think you're wrong

Doesn't make it a fact

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Rich Pickins

originally, "Slim Pickins" by Sabrina Carpenter

I won't end this life alone

I was just dramatic, those were just the thoughts that passed right through me

All the ladies in my phone

Text 'em all my saddest dreams,

if they're calling, I'll be picking

The girl who's jacked and kind

Who'll risk her ass to save my life

Oh, it's rich pickins

If I can't have the one I saw, you know that you're the girl I'm kissing

Just to get my fixins

Since the good girls are around and searchin'

I'll just keep on longing and waitin'

Jesus, what I'd even do?

This girl even actually knows the difference between "there", "their", and "they are"

And, she's naked in my room

Kissin' all the parts she's kissing, God knows that she's really into art

A girl who's nice, and prim

I swear, she lives right on your street

It's rich pickins

If I can't have the one I saw, you know that you're the girl I'm kissing

Just to get my fixins

Since the good girls are around and searchin'

I'll just keep on longing and waitin'

Since the good girls block their exes' pages

And thank the Lord God for my gay awakening

So I'll just be here in the kitchen

Cookin' up while longing and waitin'

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opposite

originally, "opposite" by Sabrina Carpenter

Oh, so you do have a type?

And it's not me

Oh, so you can reply?

Just to not me

If you wanted male guys

Why ask for my contact?

So you're not embarrassed now?

Cause it's public

Face like a Wendigo

Guess you love him

I wish I could see that

Girls weren't your motive

He's just nothing like me

Can't really tell, should I be

Crying with the lights off again?

He's really just the biggest opposite

He is nothing like me

So why do you look so happy?

Now I think I get the cause of it

You were acting 'till you found the opposite

And I know now

Even if I tried to change

That somehow

You'd end up with him anyway

Oh, I know now

Even if I tried to change

That somehow

You'd end up with him anyway

Does he say nothing so you feel good?

Does he step out of the spotlight so you bathe in it?

Does he get up on top of you more than I would?

Does he just love the picture 'cause you're painting it?

I care but I don't

Just wondering when you

Said I was your girl

Guess I was just lied to

He's just nothing like me

Can't really tell, should I be

Crying with the lights off again?

He's really just the biggest opposite

He is nothing like me

So why do you look so happy?

Now I think I get the cause of it

You were acting 'till you found the opposite

And I know now

Even if I tried to change

That somehow

You'd end up with him anyway

Oh, I know now

Even if I tried to change

That somehow

You'd end up with him anyway

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skinny dipping

originally, "skinny dipping" by Sabrina Carpenter

It'll be a Wednesday

And I'll be going in this coffee shop

Hear the barista call an oat milk latte and your name

And I look up from my phone

And think, "There's a name! What a joke: Genevieve."

You say "Hi", I say, "Hi, how are you?"

You'll say, "How's the weather? How's the summer?"

I'll say, "Beantown's being Beantown"

After a minute of nonsensical chatter, you'll say

"Well, this was really nice, maybe we should go out on purpose sometime"

And it'll have been long enough and now we're hyped on (hmm-mmm)

Karaoke in your car

All the times you got me laughin' (hmm-mmm)

How it was and how it wasn't

We went swimming west to Chestnut Hill

I'm reclusive, but girl I'm down with your shit

And it's so nice, right? Right?

Cause we could take it all off and just exist

And skinny dip in west to Chestnut Hill

You'll suggest a restaurant that popped on Google

And I'll say, "Won't that be too immoderate?"

And you'll say, "Maybe, but let's eat there anyway"

We go sit at this nice old table

I promise, we won't ever be the same. This date was so ecstatic

And we won't say it

But both of us, we'll be thinking about how happy we are

From those zeal little girls who had a (hmm-mmm)

Karaoke in your car

All the times you got me laughing (hmm-mmm)

How it was and how it wasn't

We went swimming west to Chestnut Hill

I'm reclusive, but girl I'm down with your shit

And it's so nice, right? Right?

Cause we could take it all off and just exist

And skinny dip in west to Chestnut Hill

Ah-ha-ha, ah-ha, ah-ha, ha

Ah-ha-ha, ah-ha, ah-ha, ha

Ah-ha-ha, ah-ha, ah-ha, ha

Ah-ha-ha, ah-ha, ah-ha, ha

We went swimming west to Chestnut Hill

I'm reclusive, but girl I'm down with your shit

And it's so nice, right? Right?

Cause we could take it all off and just exist

And skinny dip in west to Chestnut Hill

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Short n' Sweet/emails i can't send short n' sweet emails i can't send

Hi, I'm Bee. I rewrote some songs from Sabrina Carpenter's Short n' Sweet and emails i can't send album to fit scenarios I create in my head because I'm too lazy to turn them into a Wattpad book.

The songs I rewrote don't create a whole story since Sabrina's two albums weren't story/concept albums themselves.

Also, disclaimer: I haven't changed every lyric in the songs.

If you like my lyrics, feel free to sing my version along with an instrumental. Also, check out @brokenelegy I did the same but with Ethel Cain's Preacher's Daughter.

Thank you! <3

My lyrics tell stories about situations sapphic women go through.