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Feral

Hips: cocked.

Waist: grabbable.

I’m: dying.

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Here we observe Max Verstappen joyfully finally celebrating the podium he thought he'd have in 2019, when he and Charles shared their first podium in F1. Instead, back then, Max got a solitary podium because Charles left in a hissy fit after Max "stole" his win. Whereas the 2019 podium was a bittersweet celebration for Max, the 2022 podium was the celebration he had wanted and dreamed of back then. It was 3 years late, but always better late than never.

The 2022 podium doesn't hit as hard without the bitter 2019 podium, and it is a crime to fail to discuss 2022 Austria when talking about 2019 Austria.

The contrast and history of those two podiums is what encapsulates the aura of Lestappen.

It's Austrian GP race week!

2022 Lestappen podium, you will always be famous and iconic. ♥️💙

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I am so ready to hate watch this movie come 4th of July weekend. BRING ON THE HATE!!!!

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I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S BASICALLY WEARING THE SUIT I GAVE HIM IN LOVE, LOSS, HOPE, REPEAT!!!! I AM PRESCIENT!!! BOW DOWN BEFORE ME!!!

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*quietly saves some of them for... Science...*

charles from the wedding!!

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My forever couple

Happy Pride to these two

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The type of omegas who are always pregnant and barefoot

And who keeps making him pregnant?

The correct and only answer is

And they both are really happy with it

*applause*

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This is the best post that's crossed my time-line

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

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Yah, we know, Charlie 😏😏

post barcelona gp press summarized

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STOP THE PRESSES!!! CHARLES OFFICIALLY FORCED TO SAY THE WORDS!!!

sir, an official “inchident” mention has hit the towers

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Charles always does the best product placements.

But can we talk about the chities?? LOOK AT THEM!!!

Eight sleep fingerless gloves?

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I hate this fuck ass car for making me giddy about fucking P3!!

But Charles purposely driving Max into the marbels in the straight was hilarious. He's such a fucking gremlin. And he was SO PROUD of himself for doing that.

Max crashing out was sort of funny. Although he's going to owe his husband an apology cause that contact was with GR and not Charlie. APOLOGY TOUR!

Also, as a side note, enough coddoling for Lewis. Charles lost so much fucking time behind him. I know it's like bitching at the void but FFS Ferrari, please start prioritizing your faster driver. They had different strats, and there should have been an agreement that as soon as Charles reached him he let him pass. 🙄🙄🙄🙄

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I HAVE BOUGHT POCKET CHARLIE! AND NOW I NEED POCKET MAXIE!!! GIMME IT! GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME!!!

Don't worry, Charles is always very, very well taken care of :)

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Oooooo so that's the discussion that got the cat out of the bag 😏😏 This information will work well for the other fic I have planned...

Marc Gené: [...] They are very quick to remove the cars, the stewards here are really good!

Vanzini: The cranes to remove the cars and the cranes down there to build palaces. I don't understand how they still manage to fit skyscrapers in there.

Vanzini: Think about those who had bought a house and had a sea view and now they no longer have it. Or Grand Prix view! And now they don't have it anymore.

Marc Gené: They explained to me that in the most expensive place 120,000€/m², so... A 100m² house is already 12 million euros!

Vanzini: Well, I know that Max took a penthouse for 100 million and Charles took the floor below for 80 (million)

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If they really do live in the same building, do we think they're gossiping about other people in the building? Imagine they're talking about the Karen from the 7th floor who is petitioning for composting in the building...

a short thread of max yapping session with charles before the start of the driver's parade:

1) max waiting for charles before the driver's parade

2) greeting each other and start talking

3) max patting charles' shoulder and getting on the driver's parade truck

4) charles joining max and patting his shoulder

5) the yap session begins and max couldn't stop talking to charles even when he was signing stuff for fans

6) they keep talking as the driver's parade goes on

7) and they yapped till the end of it

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Just Lestappen doing Lestappen things

"When i saw Max was playing the long game, that helped me" his smileee

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Max trying to fuck with Norris to try to create a chance for Charles to overtake him... That's true love right there.

gotta hand it to max verstappen tbh whenever he's in a race he knows he's not winning, he just starts doing shits and giggles for charles leclerc