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What’s ur sexual preference. Trans man, cis man, nb.. etc?

I like everything sept for women. I respect women but got no sexual or romantic interest in em. Trans gals that’s you too, you’re women.

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Guys I been gone so long

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Ok yall I’m back for real now. How you guys been doing? Send me asks, tell me what’s been going on :)

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What these lil shits think they’re doing?? It’s fuckin light out still

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Y’all what the fucks cheer wine

Michał got a slushy one, and idk, looks like blood to me

literally convinced this boy is a vampire

he bites

this bitch almost caught a groundhog yesterday with his bare hands

IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY HE LITERALLY HAS LITTLE FANGS

@s1l4s-4dm1r3s-t0m4t03s just a fair warning

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where ya been buddy? we all miss ya :(<3

Sorry bout that, I’ve been camp counseling a lot and our dog just got her leg amputated. I’m gonna be on more now ;)

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DIGITAL ARTISTS CMERE

so. I have a beautiful friend named Michał, he’s amazing, so kind and generous, and HIS BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP

A little while ago he said he wished he could be an “oil paint portrait looking sorrowfully down upon the world” so I was like hmm maybe I could get a digital artist to do sumthin.

HOWEVER he’s struggling with recovery from an eating disorder and still has a lot of body image issues, and his eyes are the only part of him he’s fully proud of

So finally to the point, I have a couple pictures of his eyes, and I was thinking something like a Victorian lover’s eye painting (except we’re just bestieS) in ANY art style. If anyone is up to doing that for free that would be amazing, I’m BROKE ASF so I probably can’t pay you. Just know that your art would me loved and appreciated. Also understand that your art is VALUABLE and the time you put into it shouldn’t be taken for granted, so I fully understand if no one is willing to do this without getting paid!

here’s the pics, all cropped from goofy pictures he’s sent me

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DIGITAL ARTISTS CMERE

so. I have a beautiful friend named Michał, he’s amazing, so kind and generous, and HIS BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP

A little while ago he said he wished he could be an “oil paint portrait looking sorrowfully down upon the world” so I was like hmm maybe I could get a digital artist to do sumthin.

HOWEVER he’s struggling with recovery from an eating disorder and still has a lot of body image issues, and his eyes are the only part of him he’s fully proud of

So finally to the point, I have a couple pictures of his eyes, and I was thinking something like a Victorian lover’s eye painting (except we’re just bestieS) in ANY art style. If anyone is up to doing that for free that would be amazing, I’m BROKE ASF so I probably can’t pay you. Just know that your art would me loved and appreciated. Also understand that your art is VALUABLE and the time you put into it shouldn’t be taken for granted, so I fully understand if no one is willing to do this without getting paid!

here’s the pics, all cropped from goofy pictures he’s sent me

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fish fish

Like 🐟 or ✝️

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MAN I FUCKIN WISH, I AINT GOT NO BOYS TO BE GAY WITH THO

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Hey lovely did you ghost write this or sumn?

https://www.tumblr.com/achilleandawn/751148270547582976/there-is-something-about-a-dumb-puppy-who-trips?source=share

Reminded me of you <3 🤍

holy SHIT that’s kinda hot

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HIHI RILEY I GOT FUCKING TERMED. FOR NO REASON.

hru?? hows michał? (does he hate me now. please tell me he doesnt think i blocked him) <3

sorry bud, I ain’t been on my phone at all!!! I’m good, michał is good, and no he’s ok LoOove with you

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you seem like such a cutie 😭😭

Aww, shush

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Ok so I was camp counseling today for the first time this summer (I do it every year) and it was cool and all but there was this BOY and he was ahgghhdh oh my GOD

anyways he had the ww2 rucksack and army boots and pants and a flannel and I was like oh that’s pretty cool and then he turned around and his face was like ✨✨✨and I was like OH and then he talked and his voice was hot and adjfhsbshhs

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harder country slang, guess the meaning

Furpiece

rudder/rutter

hootenanny

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boog

iahsbdjd bugs :)

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Coffee, tea, hot chocolate? Comfort drink?

I tell my mama my problems and she makes a tea for it and I feel better every time. She’s a witch doctor, she knows her shit.