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At least someone here’s having a good time…

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Why is this video so funny????

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shrek lockscreen and homescreen for iPhone and Android (: reblog or like if u use

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tagged by @stayed-inside, here i cum

1. Spell your name in songs. (Based on my iTunes) i shall show my felllow fans mii rad playlist i listen to when im sad and lonely . lonely ogre looking for a good time: 

Sadly smiling through - One Less Reason 

Hold me - Tom Odell

Reason to Hope - Ron Pope

Everything’s an illusion - Mayday Parade

Kiss me - Jason Walker

2. Why did you choose your URL? This account was created by 3 dickheads who established the lonely otaku club. big dick, small dick and dumb dick is what they are now known as. rarely do we unite but there is always that lowkey mutuality that exists on this very account and within the url. this url. this glorious marvelouosu creative and original url. the phrase ‘shrek offf’ was muttered amongst this trio back in high school dayz. i think it was big dick who kept splashing ‘f*ck off’ to little dick. around this time, there was taht disturbing shrek video circling around, going viral on youtube and whatnot. big dicks then thought it was super creative to shrek it up and more so than often, gradually used shrek off at whatevre chance was given, whether it be mucking aorund in the study room, or just casually adding it in informal and spontaneous conversations. aDND then this account was borne. welcum to our final product. we hope to grow and continue to inspire others with shrekful puns and stuff. if fellow dick squad members are reading this, shrek off.

3. What’s your middle name? we didnt unamiously establish one but i think we’d agree on dick

4. If you could be any mythical creature what would you be? i am already mystical so i’d stay as myself. i have learnt to love myself for who i am not who i aspire to be

5. Favorite color? swamp green

6. Song you love right now? im releasing my mixtape in 2016 stay tuned

7. Top four fandoms? shrek1 2 3 and 4

the legend of farquaaad

fionas lost donkey

the runaway gingerbreadman

lonely shrek days

8. Tag some people or whatever. @homestucklings, @whispersintokyo

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lookin good

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Shrek

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An optimistic ogre haiku

Never start a fight

With a friend that is not so.

You can start ogre.

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An angry ogre haiku

Always start a fight

With those that belittle you,

Yeah f*k ‘em ogre.

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Farquaad by Shrekssie-J

When Lord Farquaad comes I'll be on my own Feeling frightened of The things that ogre’s know When Lord Farquaad comes Lord Farquaad comes Lord Farqface comes

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ahem.

shrekking my way down town

swerving fast

ogres past

and im swampbound

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you know what???? FUCK lord farquad!!!!!!! shrek didnt deserve the pain and suffering!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! support shrEk in his hard times all we can do is be there for him in his hard times guys we can do this!!! superwholocks!!! band together!! grab your salt shakers and your prayer circles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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shrek it offffff

shrek it oFfFFF

can’t fk no b~tch anymoree