Tragic twerking accident
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Met this pale girl on OkCupid. We went for a brisk hike in the woods.
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bitches be crazy when they get ddosed
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Omfg all these articles talk about holding his head down gently to display dominance and it seems so mean Oh god
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Stop everything you’re doing and watch this right now. Trust me.
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perf omg
this made my day!!
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Jekyll in the streets but Hyde in the sheets
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and i twerk all night long
reblog if your icon is the thing you transform into under the full moon
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this deserves an oscar
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Guess Sadie got bullied into another name change.
if i had a heart and didn't know what i know about sadie, i would probably begin feeling sorry for her right about now but since i know about all the shit she has done to multiple people i just find it hilarious. she recently changed her shaman's name from "Sadiebaby" to "Alazne" kind of a poor name choice, she is by no means a miracle as her new name would claim. should of stuck with something like "Pretentious" seeing as that was perfectly fitting. bitches be crazy
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Murricans be like "Gawd these damn immigrants taking all our jobs, AMERICANS WERE HERE FIRST! WE SHOULD GET RIGHTS AND FIRST DIBS!" Then those same Murricans be like "Native people shouldn't have all these rights just cuz they were here first, we're all American aren't we? Come on, let's be equal!"
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