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smek ( ˘ ³˘)♥  pass it on

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when you see some cool art but realize it’s re uploaded and that the artist isnt credited 

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it really is next to impossible to write realistic sibling dialogue, I just passed my brother on the stairs and instead of greeting each other like human beings I said ‘born survivor’ and he said ‘youtube rewind. let’s set it to rewind.’ like you ain’t gonna find that shit in a novel

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fUcK YeAh It HUrtS

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my favorite girls 

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BLYAD

GALILEO FIGARO

MAGNIFICO O OO O O O O

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GALILEO FIGARO

MAGNIFICO O OO O O O O

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[candy store playing in the background]

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ok but am i the only one that sees tHiS

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my girls 💖💖💖💖

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a concept

fem!Hank: so can you fuck?

fem!Connor: Unlike androids from Eden Club, I'm a prototype designed to assist human law enforcement, so I can't serve as a sex partner.

fem!Hank: at least you're supposed to lick just great

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mood

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good boys

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ladies!

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i’m not sorry 

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So, you like dirty hippies

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the world at 3am: zzzzzz 💤😴🌙⭐️🌟💫✨🌌🌃

some dickman outside with his car or motorcycle: BROOOM VVRHRHRHHDHGGG BRBFHYDYGHHHHHUUUH HHHBBRBRRRRRRBRBFBFBFFFFTTTRRR….. ……… BRBRBRBRBREBRBFBRBR