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still amazes me that by season 45 or whatever, Supernatural was being exclusively watched by delusionally hopeful women with flamingo-salinity tolerance for bad writing and the creators still couldn’t pander to them because maybe there was 1 straight guy out there still accidentally watching it

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went to an elementaryschool musical production and they started the show with the director saying: "Now there's some very small viewers here today, so just so you know. There will be a scary character later in the show. This is her," and a girl in a kinda scary ghost outfit did a creepy walk across the stage, the stood up straight and did a cheery wave, "but remember, it's just Nina. She's pretending to be scary."

Aaaand i would very much like for horror movies to have that as a little bonus feature you can chose. Let me start a movie with Guillermo del Toro showing me a scary ghost that might jump at me, but don't worry, thats just Doug!

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what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

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pee

part 2 tomorrow

on the edge of my seat

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hate when I see the comment "big news for unemployed people" on internet drama. really discounting the dedication of us chronically online employed people. does my 15 minutes in a public restroom at work scrolling online mean nothing to you...

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women.

clap for women

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"actively hungry" + "none of the foods sound good at all" is one of the worst combinations. who let this happen

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look at it

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Reminder to be polite in the comments about self-diagnosis.

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A friend and I were discussing what we're like when we're sick and we decided people usually fall into one of these five 'sick modes': *Everyone is probably multiple of these at different times depending on how sick they are and with what but we think most people have a mode they default to and become more often than the others*

Delicate Consumptive Victorian: you feel tragic and mournful but also beautiful in a sad way, you are in bed, sipping hot tea, others should quietly whisper about how you are too good for this world, too beautiful, too tragic... And bring you more tea

Sick Dog: you are curled up in a ball, you don't want anything, you don't need anything, but it would be nice if others could still ask you if you need anything

Sickly Child Emperor: you are dying and it's everyone else's problem, you need pillows, no! you need soup, no! You need absolute silence or you will not be the first one to die today

Plague Pit: you are curled up probably on the floor, no one touch you, no one look at you, this is between you and God and you already know He has no mercy left for you

Warrior General: you are not sick. You are in perfect health and you don't know why anyone would think otherwise. Illness is an enemy that can be intimidated and you must remain strong for your men! (You are going to pass out at the most inconvenient moment possible)

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hey guys!

this isn't a bad thing and it's not anyone's fault so don't take this personally! you didn't do anything wrong, im just overwhelmed <3

im taking a break from tumblr for a week or so! i'll still check my notifications from my computer at home, but im going to take a break from the mobile app. if you have a post you want me to see please tag me in it so i can find it without scrolling through my dashboard!

ill miss you all, if you're a close friend pls feel free to message me on discord (might respond slowly, i have a lot on my plate rn but you're more likely to get a response on discord!) if you don't have my discord feel free to ask in my tumblr dms

see you around <3

(tldr: taking a break from tumblr on my phone, will still check my notifs when im at home. please tag me in posts so i can see when i get home. this isn't caused by anyone or any event, nothing is wrong. dm for my discord if you want to chat. i love you.)

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I call this the create a new problem technique

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