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bro i’m going absolutely INSANE over alastor 😻😻

so, how about when lucifer comes by the hotel, he subtly flirts w alastors girl. alastor is on the verge of going apeshit and almost leaves charlie fatherless.

instead of murdering anyone, he decides to take his frustrations out on his darling, leaving bite marks and hickies on spots just visible enough for lucifer to notice next time he comes by..

a/n: im OBSESSED 😍😍

alastor immediately recognized lucifer as competition on multiple fronts. obviously, the king of hell was a threat in terms of power level, and alastor hated that. but alastor also quickly hated how charming the devil was.

upon meeting you, lucifer takes your hand and bows, placing a kiss on your hand as well. alastor's eye twitches, watching someone else put their dirty little hands and mouth on what is his. "my, what a pleasure. you're helping charlie? that's lovely! means i'll get to be seeing you around more, huh? she didn't mention such a pretty little thing was her hotel manager." lucifer speaks to you, a cool smirk on his face. he's clearly interested in you, and while alastor can't blame the man, he's seething with rage. clearing his throat, alastor takes a step towards you and reaches a hand out to lucifer in an attempt to shift his attention.

"alastor." he speaks, barely containing the anger in his voice. "it truly is an honor to be meeting you, sir." you raise a brow at the tense interaction going on in front of you but pay it no mind. lucifer gives alastor a tight lipped smile and shakes his hand. "ah, you as well. charlie has talked about you." you notice the way alastor glares at lucifer, yet keeps a smile on his face the entire time. lucifer turns back to you, putting a gloved hand on the small of your back. "now how's about a tour, hm?" he leans into your ear to whisper, causing goosebumps to rise on your skin.

behind you, alastor's horns grow and eyes redden, ready to risk it all in a fight with the devil and take out this whole god damned hotel if it meant lucifer never touched you again. "o-oh um, that's typically done by-" you start, but suddenly, charlie is running down the stairs with a panicked look on her face.

"heeyy dad! let's go this way, towards your room! it's late, you should rest." her smile is clearly fake, and you see her eyes dart from you to alastor and back to you. luckily, alastor reeled in his rage when the princess showed up and was back to his normal self on the surface. you can feel the energy coming from your partner, malicious intent painted all over his aura and you gulp. "al, c'mon... charlie's right."

alastor doesn't speak, but he follows you to your room for the night. the door is barely shut before alastor is lifting your legs and tossing you onto the bed. "care to explain why the fuck that little slimy king of hell was all over you?" he doesn't give you another moment to process before he's tugging your shirt over your head. "it's just harmless, al. you know i don't want anyone but you." you assure him, but alastor's teeth find your neck.

"i may trust you, darling, but i do not trust lucifer." his voice has a low growl to it that ignites your core. "but-" you gasp when alastor's mouth closes on the skin behind your ear, nipping it with sharp teeth. "no, because he and everyone in this place will know who you belong to." you shudder underneath of him, slight tinges of pain shooting down your spine at every nip and pull of your skin. alastor moves down your neck, leaving a trail of angry red and purple spots in his wake.

his tongue circles every bruise in an attempt to soothe your inflamed skin, but the marks just darken by the second. you hands dive into his hair, holding onto the silky strands. you feel alastor's body shudder as you circle the tufts of hair by his ears, making him press his hips to yours. "everyone in hell, my dear, is going to know that you're mine. not a single soul will ever try to touch you again." his breathing hitches, grinding his quickly hardening cock against your leg. you whimper when his teeth latch onto your collarbone, sucking hard and adding another welt to your skin.

"i want him to hear you." he hisses as he tugs your pants down over your ankles. its hasty, the way alastor frees his cock and pushes into your pussy, but you were more than ready for the intrusion. you cry out, suddenly being so, so full and alastor groans. "yes darling, just like that." your legs wrap around his waist, forcing every thrust just a little further until he's pounding at your cervix.

"d-don't stop sir." you gasp, eyes rolling into the back of your head while alastor's mouth latches onto the other side of your neck this time. "who do you being to?" he asks, hot breath fanning your skin. "y-you, alastor!" you whine, flexing your hips up to his in an attempt to build friction. "please, make me cum. only you feel so good." alastor peppers you in soft kisses now, ever grateful that you're willing to entertain the idea of letting lucifer know just who makes you feel like this.

alastor sneaks a hand between your bodies to rub skillful circles around your clit until your legs start shaking. "good, good girl. scream for me." he smirks when your tone shifts and he can tell by how tight you squeeze around his cock. "a-alastor fuck!" your body spasms, waves of pleasure rolling over you as you cum. alastor's orgasm follows shortly after, his teeth finding your skin once more as he spills deep inside of your pussy.

you have a brief moment of embarrassment when you think about just how loud you just were, your hand flying up to your mouth. alastor just laughs, placing a kiss on your forehead. "don't panic, my sweet. i think this little display will prove quite effective in keeping lucifers grubby little hands off of you." alastor pulls out slowly and carries you to a nice warm shower before tucking you in for the night.

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"jesus christ, did you get into a fuckin' fight with a bear?" angel laughs when you walk into the kitchen the next morning. you were covered in hickeys all the way down your neck, and you were barely walking straight. lucifer refuses to make eye contact with you, especially after alastor walks into the room shortly after. "good morning everyone!" alastor chirps, smirking at lucifer who rolls his eyes and sips his coffee.

"well, there's the bear..." husk mutters, earning a cackle from angel.

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lucifer hazbin hotel p.links♡

Lucifer Morningstar eating you right up after you begged bc adam could never ♡

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Lucifer Morningstar playing with you pretty little cunt

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Lucifer Morningstar taking you deep and rough just like you deserve ♡

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Lucifer Morningstar taking you deep and slow and passionate ♡

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Lucifer Morningstar breeding your little cunt♡

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bonus: ♡

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Glasses Reid <3

i wanna wreck his pretty little face

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The Rent Drinking Game

Hi guys! I love Rent, it’s one of the first musicals I saw, it’s so full of incredible messages and beautiful music…SO WHY NOT RUINING IT WITH A DUMB DRINKING GAME??

I want to thank my friend Cecilia who gave me the idea of starting this blog and my girlfriend for making up a good third of these rules.

Always remember to drink responsibly!! I don’t want to have your death on my conscience.

HAVE FUN!!!

a shot everytime Mark holds the camera

a gulp every time they say the word “rent”

a shot every time someone says MIIIMIIIIII

a shot every time Roger plays the guitar

a shot every time Collins hits a surprisingly low note

a shot every time they smoke weed

a gulp every time they say “la vie boheme”

a shot every time Mark or Maureen act dramatically

a shot every time Maureen and Joanne fight

a shot every time something gay happens

a shot every time they mention the number 525600

a shot everytime Angel plays the drums

a shot every time Musetta’s Waltz plays

a shot every time Mark is the third wheel

a shot every time your sexuality is mentioned

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FANFIC/REQUEST UPDATE

GUYS

I’m so sorry i’ve been off the grid for almost five months

i’ve got a boyfriend now and i honestly haven’t had the time to answer any :(

but i’m back now so i shall get to work xxxx

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Yes, Spain!!!!

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I don’t know why this request popped into my head but Spencer wanting to get BAU reader flowers for Valentine’s Day but they’re working and the team don’t know about them yet so Spencer, the sweetheart he is, he’s like ok I’ll just get all the girls flowers. And the girls are like wow that’s so sweet but Morgan’s like ‘funny, you didn’t do this last year, or the year before, why now?’ And just becomes really suspicious and starts investigating lmao

I love this. you're a genius.

Flowers

Spencer had been nervous about it for the whole week.

He knew it was stupid, but you know that voice in your head that keeps reminding you that it isn't stupid and that you should worry, probably even more than you're doing now because this is a huge fucking deal even if it's really not?

well,

that voice had had the best of him.

He had thought about it for a long time,

about all the possibilities and the related outcomes,

he had thought about surprising you later, after work, but then again, that meant seeing you at the office and having to pretend like he had forgotten, hence, hurting your feelings.

so that was a no.

He even thought about not coming into work, just make up some excuse to hotch and not show up.

but that didn't feel right,

and so it had come to the last possibility,

The best way to hide something is in plain sight, right?

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he was sweating.

it was ridiculous how much he was actually stressing over this, but still, there he was, his forehead glistening, his tie too tight around his throat, and four diffrent bouquets in his hands,

well, not exactly diffrent,

only one of them was,

the most important one,

and he had already thought of the excuse as to why it was y/n's,

he was gonna say the truth,

or better, part of it.

See the thing was that he knew her favorite flowers,

Dahlias, she loved dahlias,

pink ones to be exact,

he remembered the moment she had told him, that day at the park, the sun shining on their faces, as their bare feet brushed the fresh grass,

He remembered finding it interesting that she would choose a flower that's also the symbol of one of America's most famous unsolved murders, and he recalled her turning to him, and as if she had read his mind telling him that she liked the flower even more because of that,

"it's not fair that just because one case has been named the black dahlia then all of the sudden all of those amazingly wonderful flowers lose their beauty. That's not how it works. The dahlia is only more beautiful now because even after all that, she remains unfazed, and so does her beauty"

And he remembered having kissed her,

because if there was one person able to think that way,

it was her.

And so she obviously had bought her those, while for the rest of the women he had opted for some red roses,

witch to the untrained eye may have looked like a much more romantic option, but trust me, after all those comments about how much she hated them, Spencer had got the hint she didn't like them.

Ding

The elevator's door opened

Ok, it's fine Spencer, it's fine, you can do this.

he took a deep breath as he pushed open the glass doors, immediately noticing the team already in the conference room.

He inhaled and exhaled deeply once more before entering the room.

"oh wow" Jj immediately commented, eyeing the flowers

"pretty boy" morgan grinned "you're really showing off huh?"

He felt his cheeks warm, but smiled nonetheless, everyone else was.

He could feel your eyes on him, and as he glanced at you, just as he had expected, he took in the twitch of your lips as they turned up in that cute way they always did, and his heart skipped a beat.

"well" he cleared his throat "since it's valentine's day I wanted to do something nice for all the wonderful women of the office" he explained "and even though, as a recent study showed, chocolate is the most common gift, In fact, approximately 48% of people who celebrate valentine's day gift chocolates" he stopped a moment to noticed every amused or questioning expression staring back at him, before continuing" but, anyway, I liked the idea of flowers better, "he smiled shyly "so- yeah" he looked down at the bouquets as he turned to his left "Emily, this is for you," he said, handing the roses to her, and earning a big smile and thank you from Prentiss, "JJ, "he said walking up to her "happy valentine's day," he said as she took the flowers "thank you" she grinned at him "I hope Will isn't gonna be jealous" she joked, and spencer laughed softly before finally turning to you.

The moment your eyes met, something traveled between them, a mutual understanding, a mutual sparkle going from him, straight to you.

"And these are for you y/n," he said "happy valentine's day"

You smiled, looking down at the flowers "dahlias"

"How could I forget?" he blushed, and you couldn't help but throw your arms around his neck, hugging him tightly, as you closed your eyes, lost in his scent.

"thank you Spence" you whispered, before remembering where you were and reluctantly leaning away, he was beaming when you did, and your heart warmed.

"are the other ones for my baby girl?" Derek asked, and spencer frowned, confused before realizing, "oh- yes, they're for Penelope" he said"I actually wanted to give them to her now if it isn't a problem" he turned to Hotch, and he nodded slightly before saying "make it quick" to witch spencer immediately answered "absolutely" before starting towards the door

"wait"

he turned around

"I'll come with you" you said before you could stop yourself

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"so that was.." morgan chuckled

"what? it's nice" Emily came to his defense

"yeah Derek what are you talking about?" jj chirped in

"Rossi? Hotch?" he turned to them

"I think he's just jealous his baby girl is getting flowers from another man" Emily joked, making jj laugh

"what you don't find it even a bit weird?" he was facing Rossi now, who shrugged, " if there's one thing all my wives have taught me is that women love flowers"

JJ and Emily laughed softly at that

"hotch?"

"I think it's nice"

Derek sighed deeply "yes but doesn't anybody find it a little strange that he only did it this year?"

"Derek-" JJ shook her head

"What, we've been working together for 5 years, and now all of a sudden he gifts roses on valentine's day? You can't tell me that's strange"

There was a moment of silence

"maybe he just wanted to do something nice" Hotch intervened

"yes but why now?" Morgan asked "don't tell me you haven't asked yourself that"

Emily sighed "Even if you're right, even if it's strange. What are you tryna say?"

"I'm just saying there has to be a reason, that's all" he explained, sitting on his chair

"like what?" emily asked

"i dunno"

another moment of silence

"well he has been acting weird lately" JJ spoke up, and the whole room turned toward her

"Weird how?" Hotch asked, seemingly worried

"Nothing big he's just been busy a lot that's all" she shrugged " we haven't hung out in a while because he has always someplace to go to"

"yeah that's true" Emily agreed "even last night he said he had something to do didn't he?"

"yup"

"Maybe the kid just goes to a new chess tournament " Rossi joked

" I knew something was up" Derek mumbled

"but it still doesn't make sense. What does he blowing us off have to do with the flowers?" JJ asked

Derek's mind worked fast as he pieced all the clues together, all the glares, blushes, and smiles finally coming together.

"well," he got up again "who do you give gifts to on valentine's day?"

"your partner"

"Exactly" he nodded "but what if, and this is hypothetical, you couldn't give them to them directly because let's say nobody knows about you two. Then what do you do?"

Emly chuckled "you give them to everyone else too"

"Exactly" Derek grinned

"wait" Jj waved her hand in disbelief "are you saying-?" she couldn't even finish the sentence and just pointed blankly at your seat

Derek raised his eyebrow "I mean it would make sense wouldn't it?"

Emily smiled "it sure would"

"let's not get ahead of ourselves " Hotch intervened "this is all just speculation, it could all still be just a nice gesture"

"Hotch's right "Rossi agreed "we can't be sure of anything"

And just as he pronounced those words you and Spencer walked through the door, and as much as they were all trying to be professional, and respecting of whatever privacy you might have wanted,

it was very hard not to notice the pink on both your cheeks, or the way your lips looked somehow a lot more swollen than before, and spencer's collar definitely not as straight as it was just a few minutes before.

And what was even harder to not notice, was the big beautiful bouquet of red roses Spencer was still holding.

Derek grinned way too smugly as he witnessed everyone around the table come to the same conclusion he had just moments before,

and as Spencer finally spoke over the terrifying silence, asking "What's up?" He couldn't help but respond "nothing" he eyed the bouquet he was still holding "We were just talking about how much Penelope likes roses"

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Would you be willing to do more Spencer Agnew content? I’m late to the hype, but I’m so here for it and thinks he deserves more attention.

OMG OF COURSE!

i currently have a WIP for spencer as a request so, send away! xx

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i will take any and all spencer agnew related content - are you still writing for him?

YES YES YES

I’m in love with this man

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mr krabs’s license to kill expires tomorrow

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So happy you take Bam request he was my man back in the day so was Knoxville:) could I get one with Bam and Knoxville? Reader and them are in a polly relationship. Something fluffy and smutty with anal? Everything can be used to you go crazy!

i’d love to babe!

i’m so sorry for this but in my pinned post i say i’m not comfortable writing anal, i really apologise.

if you can think of something else you want i’ll write it or i could just leave it out?

i have a whole kink list that i’m not comfortable writing for

❤️❤️

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Ryan Dunn fic recs

~reblog when updated~

*=smut | !=angst | +=fluff

Jackass Masterlist

Main Masterlist

nsfw headcanons * by @dangerehrenn

one-shot (*) by @charliekellysbitch

burnout masterlist by @darfsupremacy

lipstick stain headcanons + by @peejsocks

make out headcanons + by @dangerehrenn

random headcanons + by ^

one-shot * by @peejsocks

how you two met + by @dunnswrld

sharing a bed + by @dangerehrenn

one-shot *  //  part 2 * by @peejsocks

sex with ryan dunn HCs * by @riotcontrolmargera

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we are all just seals begging for fish

the fish is fanfiction

feed us

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obsessed with the fact that Dean and Cas could break heavens mind control with their love and John and Mary couldn’t even break a ghost possession

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HP P❧rn Links

— jade’s crushes edition. all from twitter.

james potter

his pillow princess riding? him for the first time

you keep going after making him cum

sucking on your titties

theodore nott

soft late night sex when he has a breeding kink

teddy making you feel good when you’re spacey

teasing daddy’s little pillow princess

bittersweet punishments

fred weasley

freddie with a size kink

camboy!fred shows you off

fucking you silly :)

remus lupin

softly eating your oversensitive cunt

making your pretty legs shake (10 seconds)

he teases you when you’ve been bad

riding his thigh when you’re needy

pansy parkinson

sucking on your titties

eating you out with a tongue piercing

sweet grinding

curing the ‘neediness’ between classes <3

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porn links vol. 2 ೃ༄

▷ 2k celebration edition ◁

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(as i promised, another porn links for my 2k celebration)

draco malfoy

stepbro!draco railing you in the middle of the night | 2

stepbro!draco taking your innocence | 2

stepdad!draco claiming you | 2

thigh riding stepdad!draco

mob!draco punishing you | 2

dom!draco torturing you

dom!draco breeding you | 2 | 3 | 4

ceo!draco fucking your thighs | 2 | 3

master!draco fucking his filthy maid

enemy!draco claiming you as his dirty whore | 2

prof!draco taking you on his desk | 2

having a detention with classmate!draco

hate and angry sex with your rival, mob!draco

roommate!draco helping you relax

showering with rommate!draco

best friend!draco ruining your innocence

legal student!draco fucking the youngest professor

getting off sub!draco

dom!draco fucking your tits

pegging sub!draco

dom!draco making you squirt

riding sub!draco’s face

bestfriend!draco eating you out | 2

riding gamer!draco

theodore nott

theo fingering you

home alone with stepbro!theo

tom riddle

obedient pet for master!tom

first time with your boyfriend, tom

tom punishing his filthy brat

mattheo riddle

roommate!mattheo taking you on the couch

enemies with benefits with mattheo

cedric diggory

neighbor!cedric in your house

best friend!cedric

pansy parkinson

first time with dom!pansy

friends with benefits with pansy

james potter

morning soft sex with james

james breeding you full until you’re dripping

stepbro!james taking you on the kitchen counter

sirius black

sirius pumped you full with his cum

dom!sirius teasing you

remus lupin

riding prof!remus in his private room

trying to get off on dom!remus cock

wolfstar

sirius x remus using you

double breeding from your masters

poly!marauders

torturing you until you’re a crying mess

lily evans

soft dom!lily pleasuring you

getting intimate with lily

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porn links *ೃ༄

▷ 1k celebration edition ◁

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mainly draco malfoy but i added other characters that i also simp for, as a bonus <3

bonus characters : theodore nott, tom riddle, sirius black, james potter, mattheo riddle, cedric diggory and pansy parkinson <3

draco malfoy

draco with doggy style | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5

you squirted on draco’s cock

draco fingering you in the car

draco punishing you and making you squirmed uncontrollably | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5

taking draco in public because you’re needy | 2 |

draco teasing you with his cock | 2 | 3 |

draco eating you out | 2 | 3

mutual masturbation with bestfriend!draco

riding draco’s cock | 2 | 3 | 4 |

petting draco’s cock with your bare cunt | 2 | 3

draco loves your tits

rough and hate sex with enemy!draco

draco using vibrator and you milking him

draco with breeding kink | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |

getting off sub!draco | 2 | 3 |

torturing sub!draco

reserve cowgirl on draco | 2

fucking in the backseat of draco’s car

mob!draco worshiping your body

fucking on the kitchen

draco helping you relax

professor draco making you squirt under the table

draco loves to mark you with his cum

roommate!draco spend the night in your room

passionate slow sex with draco in the morning

you’re a mess on your knees for draco

teasing to be fucked by professor draco

slow missionary sex ended up by draco marking you

draco turns you into a mess

draco just cant help himself

ceo!draco fucking his assistant

draco corrupting you

riding dilf!draco in your maid outfit

draco abusing your throat and make a bulge in there

theodore nott

missionary with dom!theo

slow and passionate sex with theo

tom riddle

tom riddle breeding you

your innocence getting corrupted by tom

sirius black

fucking yourself on sirius’ cock

the tv cant even cover your moan because of sirius

sirius breeding you

james potter

james teasing you with his cock

giving sub!james a handjob

james love it when you riding him

mattheo riddle

mattheo railing you from behind

trying to dominate by riding mattheo

cedric diggory

cedric and you were having sleepovers | 2 |

cedric being not so golden boy

pansy parkinson

dom!pansy edging your orgasm and torturing you

teasing and fingering sub!pansy

pansy grinding and fucking you

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