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bro strider is actually a really big gentleman
especially towards ladies
he takes off his hat in the presence of ladies and calls them ma'am or little lady
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The leaning back and forth. on Flickr. My book for sale.
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Sigh there's only one cute boy I want to kiss but he's at his dad's.
Sigh sigh sigh.
all i wanna do all day is kiss cute boys ok
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i drew a dick on my boyfriends dick and i thought you should know
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Then I can't help you.
sicknastypuppeteer started following you
hey im dave and im really bored so you better have something interesting to say
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I gave blood today and got three no-bake cookies and a bottle of apple juice.
Is that interestin'.
sicknastypuppeteer started following you
hey im dave and im really bored so you better have something interesting to say
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fightyourfriends started following you
Ooh, looky, an alternate.
Hi I'm Bro but you know that.
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Shit, I didn't even see this.
I'm doin' great.
I miss John a lot, but eh. He's with his dad and he's happy, so.
How about you, kiddo?
Heh, look at you gettin’ all huffy and upset. I’m just playin’, Egbert.
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What's wrong little guy?
waahahahahahaahh
i n-n-neeed huuugsss
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"The mighty fog only blinds the humble traveler for a few moments."
"Those few moments are all the fog needs to lead the traveler astray."
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I don't recall myself provin' you right either.
So you hate us all automatically.
That seems like a rather blind, stupid thing to do.
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So you hate us all automatically.
That seems like a rather blind, stupid thing to do.
Then why do you hate us so much.
As I recall, I have never done anythin’ negative to you.
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Then why do you hate us so much.
As I recall, I have never done anythin' negative to you.
no, fuckin’ ex-cuuuuuuuuse you.
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...Do you hate us because you were raped by an alternate?
no, fuckin’ ex-cuuuuuuuuse you.
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Excuse you.
brofessorstrider replied to your post: brofessorstrider replied to your post: hey john…
maybe daves yeah but wow no not bros. most bros anyways. its like trying to put twilight and interview with the vampire on the same level. yeah they have the same atributes but interview with the vampire is DEFINITELY way more quality.
puh-lease. bros are just big manchildren who can’t rap worth shit and are just lame-ass dorks. i’d rather listen to a dave rap because at least it’s a funny train wreck, but with bros it’s just saddening that they’re still trying at their old age.
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