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How many of these movies have you seen that people said “you haven’t seen [blank] yet??” to me about

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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I'm a simple vegan, I love the first five as I can eat them, and I've never had the latter, but I've had similar pastries and they were okay? (For more detail: I prefer the guac and hummus way on the spicy side and with lots of lemon juice, i go through periods when i eat olives almost every day but the type changes, and in season locally grown tomatoes -which means picked when completely ripe and not earlier to survive long transport- are a nearly religious experience)

FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis

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does anyone have the screenshot of the comment on the youtube video of molten iron slag being poured where it's a guy describing his experience witnessing the same thing written in the most beautiful prose imaginable

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Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now?

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.

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Something that I get chills about is the fact that the oldest story told made by the oldest civilization opens with "In those days, in those distant days, in those ancient nights."

This confirms that there is a civilization older than the Sumerians that we have yet to find

Some people get existential dread from this

Me? I think it's fucking awesome it shows just how much of this world we have yet to discover and that is just fascinating

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Moving medieval manuscript art!

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executive dysfunction is telling yourself for two and a half hours that you need to shower bc you smell like your workplace and you absolutely Cannot do Anything Else until you shower, doing Any Other Thing before showering is illegal!!! but you still haven’t for some reason??? you’ve just been sitting on your bed in a towel scrolling tumblr for 2+ hours thinking “I need to shower right now immediately” and growing increasingly frustrated that you are still not clean and you haven’t eaten or done your laundry either

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I just realized that many many people have jobs

Rb with your job, wtf do you people do while offline???

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not what i was looking for actually.

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Ca. January 2002. Oulu, Finland. Wirgin Edixa Prismat, Porst Weitwinkel 1:3.5/35mm, Fuji 400 (?) film.

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evangelicals being like "god made men to do This and be like This and women to do That and be like That that's just how it is" and it's just a picture of a white man and woman following traditional gender norms makes me so insane like you boring fascist fucks. god made 2 million species of beetles. god made whales, ducks, humans, and 1500 other species capable of same sex behavior. god made fish and amphibians that change sexes. god made more than 30 different intersex variations in human beings. god, in his infinite curiosity. wake up!!! fuck!!

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The wonderful alien creations of Wayne Barlowe

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i could grab a pen and draw anything... I have that power and that ability........

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me @ myself anytime I fail self-imposed tasks: