This is hands down the best entry for the “tell me a story about yourself that sounds like a lie but is absolutely true” thread
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oh my GOD i just went through your entire mitch marner tag (which im guessing you've def noticed from the incessant flurry of notifications) but like - YOUR TAGS ARE SO FUCKIN TRU AND YOU PERCEIVE MITCH THE EXACT SAME WAY I DO AND I AM SIMPLY....OBSESSED. also a fellow marc andre fleury stan?????? UGH!!! TASTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! may our beautiful canadian french goalies and little ontarian blue-eyed timbit flourish forever!
me, looking at a solid brick wall of notifs on a blog i never use: dang someone is rip roaring thru my mitch marner tag wonder if they're oka--
you: I AM TRAPPED HERE PLEASE LET ME OUT
me: dang that's crazy get well soon 😔
like, are there people in the world who DON'T perceive mitchell as a tiny dewdrop pixie? people who look at him and DON'T think "perfect mermaid boy from the deep i need to put u in a lacey bra and shove u in a pool!!!!!!!!!" ?? are there actual human being with consciousness and working eyes that do not think mitch marner, the littlest and mitchellest of boys, should be covered in puppies and babies and giant hockey men whomst adore him at all times? surely there is no one so stupid
also if you're asking if i own a penguins era fleury shirshey the answer is yes.
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Auston Matthews on his chemistry with Mitch Marner
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TOR @ TBL | April 21, 2022
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@MapleLeafs: We’ll be rocking the black and blue, hby? The Leafs x drewhouse flipside jersey is here.
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zegras nearly sets drysdale up | ANA @ VAN 02.19.22
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Behind the Scenes Jack at All-Star | DETAILS
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the ritual, complete with comer witnessing | ANA @ EDM 02.17.22
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Trevor Zegras | Behind the Scenes Jack at All-Star | DETAILS
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seeing a very disturbing trend of alpha sidney. after everything he’s done for omega rights in this league. a real slap in the face tbh
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