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some of y'all need more crackships in your life. be more creative. love is a wild thing

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I feel like a lot of contemporary efforts to analyse the humour of Homestuck at its peak end up on completely the wrong track because they approach it as some kind of freakish anomaly, and lack the necessary context to understand the extent to which mainstream Internet humour circa 2012 was just Like That.

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They made their introductions, then, each of their names more laden with high fantasy syllables than the last. Orst. Yojal. Saerenta. Mothgrinate. Andagamal. Hepatizoël. Kirajic [uncountable]-Cluster Aristromeithes. I can and will keep going. This is a threat.

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they're called draconian laws because they were instituted by a cute dragon girl with cute lil horns and a big cute tail and an unbelievably harsh sense of justice

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not plot relevant in any capacity but in 2069 Sid Meier’s Alpha Centauri is considered a classic which is basically required reading for anyone interested in the American ‘pre-crisis’ period

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if you’re going to have viziers you need to have two viziers and they need to be the following viziers:

the vizier who is cold and calculating and utterly heartless whose only concern is how best to achieve your goals and uphold your ethical principles; and

the vizier who recognizes that 100% absolute understanding of objective truth is not the optimal percentage and will lie to you, convincingly, as needed to maintain optimal conditions

having a third vizier is always inadvisable, but if you are to have one, it should be the vizier who ensures that you are aware that all things are transient and suffering is inescapable.

if you have a fourth vizier, fire them. if you persist in your folly, make this one like a sexy maid vizier, because I want this post to do numbers.

five is right out

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august 1, 2008

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big fan of whatever the hell is going on here

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the term Average Joe implies the existence of the strange Abnormal Joe and this, i think, is the proper identification for joe hills of nashville tennessee

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two year anniversary of carly rae jepsens weird day

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raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy

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Pluto Flyover from New Horizons l NASA APOD

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could i get a stamp of utsugi uyu in front of the genderfuid flag

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Headcanon:

Different Hermits use different things for their inventory. The standard for players is a bag that functions basically like a Bag of Holding from DnD, a pocket space that you can look or reach into.

The most common thing to do is to customize your bag in some way: Pearl’s this season is her mailbag. False’s is her briefcase (which also contains several rivers of course). Gem has a leather coin pouch attached to her belt. Juppet has a similar felt pouch sewn onto his pants.

You can, however, redirect this pocket dimension elsewhere if you want, though it takes some finessing and can be awkward for larger objects so most people don’t bother. Cleo, notably, has their’s tucked into their open body cavity. Cub’s is in an inner pocket of his lab coat. X appears to just pull stuff from nothing because he actually has it embedded in a glove.