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//okay have fun @signedarollermain

//might reboot this blog one day… prolly just a regular splatoon oc blog tho. probably on a separate main for community post reasons. i still have a lot of affection for Kay as a character but she’s kinda just lost her reason to be around here.

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//might reboot this blog one day… prolly just a regular splatoon oc blog tho. probably on a separate main for community post reasons. i still have a lot of affection for Kay as a character but she’s kinda just lost her reason to be around here.

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he fell from a universe where the year is 1968

Do you know what a touchscreen is?

...did I or did I not ask what a touchscreen was about 10 minutes ago?

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Isn't the ferris wheel in Nimbasa? If not, no idea what to do there.

It is here and advertised all over, so I ended up going over there, but they told me that it was a 'pairs only ferris wheel', whatever the hell that means. If anyone ever wants to be my date so that I can ride a damned ferris wheel let me know.

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They're apparently some kind of Pokemon rights group? What would they want with us?

No way no way no way...!! Miss Lusamine let me take part in the tune-ups for the Aether Foundation's latest portal!! To think that such a device can bring people from across worlds... I've really got to pick her mind someday! Maybe while we're testing it tonight!

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honestly if we can survive nine's bs i'm sure we can handle this "plasma"

No way no way no way...!! Miss Lusamine let me take part in the tune-ups for the Aether Foundation's latest portal!! To think that such a device can bring people from across worlds... I've really got to pick her mind someday! Maybe while we're testing it tonight!

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Yeah, and you put us on a watchlist

No way no way no way...!! Miss Lusamine let me take part in the tune-ups for the Aether Foundation's latest portal!! To think that such a device can bring people from across worlds... I've really got to pick her mind someday! Maybe while we're testing it tonight!

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In this coming election season it is more important than ever to press ZL to turn into a squid

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//silly new ask game

(mainly for ocs or au characters)

Tell me how the fandom would likely mischaracterize my muse if they were an actual character in the media

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@dead-man-walking9999 he’s also a moron tho so.

holy shit pathetic blueberry boy is your brother? ain’t you the champ of unova or smth

@cross-poisoned

I am the champion of unova. So watch your words when talking about my brother.

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And like I said, there’s SOMEONE here who I think would actually be up to poisoning strangers (Nine)

holy shit pathetic blueberry boy is your brother? ain’t you the champ of unova or smth

@cross-poisoned

I am the champion of unova. So watch your words when talking about my brother.

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Several.

holy shit pathetic blueberry boy is your brother? ain’t you the champ of unova or smth

@cross-poisoned

I am the champion of unova. So watch your words when talking about my brother.

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Tbh I wouldn’t put poisoning random citizens past Nine specifically

holy shit pathetic blueberry boy is your brother? ain’t you the champ of unova or smth

@cross-poisoned

I am the champion of unova. So watch your words when talking about my brother.

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ho'dog or smth i don't speak braviary

[attached: Selfie of Kay. It's a sunny evening as she holds up a hot dog in one hand and pulls in Tour, who is stifling a laugh, with the other]

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Welp, it’s been fun, y’all, but I have a hunch I’ll be home tomorrow, and I gotta get to work on time. Remember to thank your mail Pelippers, they work hard!

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Where it’s going itself can be a little bit tricky too. One time I had a package addressed to the late 1800’s. Getting that to its destination was a day-long affair. But, well, given the nature of time-travel, it didn’t take that long from the recipient’s perspective, so that’s what matters.

My actual job is as a Pelipper Mail coordinator, and it’s a pretty great time, actually. I’ve seen some wild packages come through, but it’s none of my business what the package contains, just how to get it where it’s going.

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My actual job is as a Pelipper Mail coordinator, and it’s a pretty great time, actually. I’ve seen some wild packages come through, but it’s none of my business what the package contains, just how to get it where it’s going.