silentrager

[silentrager]

Y/N: I'm going to take a shower, you want to join me?

Rahab: I keep a dagger in the nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question I want you to stab me with it.

Sorry for my disappearance life got in the way.

[silentrager]

Y/N: Why did you let me win the race up the stairs? We both know you're obviously the faster one

Turel: Uhh.... it's nice to see your smile when you win

*later*

Y/N: He was definitely just staring at my ass, wasn't he.

Raziel: Definitely.

[silentrager]

Rahab:

Y/N:

Dumah: What's going on with those two?

Zephon: They're having one of their unresolved sexual tension staring matches.

[silentrager]

Kain: Do you know why I called you in here?

Y/N: Because I accidentally sent you an NSFW pic.

Kain: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine*

Accidentally?

[silentrager]

Zephon: Hey Rahab, what is (Y/N) to you?

Rahab: The reason I wake up every morning

Zephon: ...that's actually adorable

Y/N, earlier that morning, barging into Rahab's room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!

[silentrager]

Melchiah: I AM NOT NEEDY!

Y/N: Melchiah, you're the definition of needy. Remember that one time you woke me at 3 in the morning to make sure we were still dating?

[silentrager]

Raziel: Your existence is confusing.

Y/N: How so?

Raziel: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.

[silentrager]

Y/N: I don’t want to hurt their feelings!

Kain: Hurt their feel—you just walk around all day thinking about other people’s feelings?

Y/N: Yeah. Don’t you?

Kain: No! How do you get anything done?

Y/N *tearing up*: It’s hard!

Sorry for my absence I’ve been on and off sick.🩵

[silentrager]

Turel, to Raziel: In three years I'll be Y/N's second husband.

Y/N: What happened to my first husband?

Turel, turning to Y/N: Nothing you can prove.

[silentrager]

Turel: If you were a triangle you'd be a acute one

Turel:

Turel: Please respond

Y/N: Weirdo

Raziel: Hey Turel stop contacting my fucking (s/o) and calling them triangles and shit

[silentrager]

Turel, about (Y/N): You must really like this person.

Raziel: I do. And I hope you do too.

Turel: Raziel, any lover of yours is a lover of mine.

Raziel:

Turel: That sounded less weird in my head.

[silentrager]

Raziel: No, nobody actually believes that Y/N is in love with me

Kain, to the lieutenants: Raise your hand if you think Y/N is in love with Raziel

*everyone raises their hand*

Kain: Y/N put your hand down

[silentrager]

Umah: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Y/N: It was autocorrect.

Umah: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Y/N: Yes.

[silentrager]

Turel: Check it out! I got us matching bracelets!

Y/N: Are those handcuffs?!

Turel: Never leave me.

[silentrager]

Adding Batman villains to my current interests after listening to a podcast about them.🩵

[silentrager]

Y/N: Bro-

Kain: No, no, hold up, rewind.

Kain: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro???

[silentrager]

Y/N: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Kain: Wasn't Melchiah with you?

Melchiah: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.