wizard, they/them/he/him // transformers // follows from timdrakebiter! // i reblog stuff and i'm always happy to chat // moved all my writing to tasteful-robot-loving
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This is absolutely and simultaneously the cuntiest and most diabolical TTRPG design possibly ever. I think any person who plays as Onslaught should be allowed to put their Swindle players into a chokehold.
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pussy is a gateway hole. soon you’ll be fucking car mufflers and sewer pipes
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Friends, Robotfuckers, countrymen, lend me your ears;
If you liked the IDW Transformers: More than Meets the Eye comics enough to own the trade paperbacks, consider buying them from me on Ebay :)
What's in it for you: -A great price for the complete MTMTE and Lost Light volumes 1-3! The series is currently out of print and getting harder to find. -Two bonus issues, not included in the TPBs, that my partner forgot to include in the auction! Spoiler, they're the Holiday Special and MTMTE: Revolution
What's in it for me: -rent
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I've been sitting on this for a while. It's something that didn't really bother me because I have been largely desensitized to being online but I think it's something worth talking about.
If you don't like a character, don't accuse people of being groomers for making a "I support x's rights and wrongs" joke. Literally DO NOT.
First of all, that ruins fan spaces. It makes it so people are deeply afraid of enjoying characters for fear of being accused of something AWFUL that's not even true.
Recently, at the time, I had gone through something deeply personal and traumatizing and this did not help me.
Second of all, if you want to make stuff up about a piece of media, do that in your own brain and don't project it on other people. In this example, the character in question was Getaway who is decidedly not a groomer, just supremely manipulative and unlikable.
The point to this is just that you NEED to behave in fandom. You can not say that kind of thing to people. You especially cannot get upset when people tell you not to do that. You become the problem in fandom when you are willing to throw accusations and shit out at the drop of a hat.
#rambles#ive been sitting on this for over a year and i think the other person involved is on tumblr
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prowl: I think optimus should let m-
ratchet, already picking him up: optimus will let you nap
prowl should always be tiny compared to ratchet bc I want ratchet to be able to lug him around for comedic value
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ermmm i forgor to post this doodle here, i drew it while me and my friends were all reading redemption center on call together cause we’re normal
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Gaze upon the newest thing wrong with me (obsessed with tim drake)
i'm marginally unwell and i made a spreadsheet to try to catalogue every tim drake appearance ever (elseworlds pending)! it's split into post-crisis, new 52, and rebirth eras! please let me know if anything is missing or incorrect!
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To consider:
Prowl: we should kill that guy. It'd make our lives easier
Tim: what if I had babs put a virus in your head, my life would be easier then. die
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Bernard: there's been this theory floating around that the cars are actually aliens from outerspace
Tim, sweating: I love you and you're insane
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Bruce: what's wrong with the batmobile
Tim, who watched the batmobile get squished by a decepticon: ...nothing at all
Bruce: then where is it
Tim: damian stole it for a joyride
Bruce, tired: ... I'm calling talia
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Tim: I think cyborg is better suited to do robot brain surgery
Prowl: well cyborg isn't here is he. open my processor
If I wrote a tim drake teams up with idw prowl fic and promptly loses his shit would that be a thing people are interested in
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I just think Tim should remind Prowl of the person he was before he got fucked by humanity... and also I think Tim should constantly be fighting Prowl's pragmatism
If I wrote a tim drake teams up with idw prowl fic and promptly loses his shit would that be a thing people are interested in
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If I wrote a tim drake teams up with idw prowl fic and promptly loses his shit would that be a thing people are interested in
#prowl: we should kill him#tim guy who asks people to not even bring guns into fights: what if i had babs dismantle you
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DC Comics will never have what Transformers has... (murderous trans lesbian robot who participates in cop sactioned violence)
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Jazz and Prowl yippee
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Someone IRL suggested that I start drawing more Vogue Magazine/Jojo's BA poses, and from it spawned this flaming pile of slop (but... at least it's hilarious, ridiculous slop....) 😂
Thank you to everyone who interacted with my first post, your kind words meant a lot :,)
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Jay and Bee fighting
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Hey cheese!
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