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Written For you

archive-josephxchapman:

Small starter meme.

Fluff//Romance “I’m doing this for you.” “You know you’re my one and only.” “I’m in love with you.” “I’ve always loved you.” “You’re the most important thing in the world to me.” “Forever and always.” “You’re my sunshine.” “I appreciate you.” “You’re so cute.” “You’re the most beautiful girl/boy I’ve ever seen.”

Secrets//Lies “I’m jealous of you.” “I’m in love with you, idiot.” “I never loved you.” “I don’t really like _____.” “You’re my hero.” “I’m in love with ____. Don’t tell them.” “I’ve never lied to you.” “I was using you.”

Angst “You don’t give a damn about me.” “Stop lying.” “Stop pretending.” “Get the hell away from me.” “I thought you loved me.” “I trusted you.” “You promised me!” “I needed you.” “I can never trust you again.”

Pain//Blood “You hit me.” “You shot me.” “You stabbed me.” “I’m bleeding.” “Everything hurts.” “I feel woozy.” “You’ve lost so much blood.” “You’re covered in blood.” “There’s so much blood.”

Flirty “You’re hot when you’re mad.” “Wanna come back to my place?” “You tease.” “You’re lovely.” “You look divine.” “How about a drink at my place?”

Innunendo “Do you like?” “Does that feel good?” “Give it to me.” “I like it rough.” “I have something to show you.” “Harder! Just like that!” “I’ve got a present for you.”

NSFW//Kink “Be a good girl.” “Come sit on Daddy’s lap.” “Push me down.” “Make it hurt.” “I wanna fill you up.” “Pull my hair.” “Choke me.” “You’ve been naughty, you need a spanking.” “Take it all the way in.”

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"Problematic" Characters

Me: I like this character

Some Asshole: THIS CHARACTER IS HORRIBLE AND PROBLEMATIC AND YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO LIKE THEM

Me: Don't believe me just watch ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

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ansty starters

I can’t believe you’d do that to me…

God, what happened to you?

Do you always have to be such an ass?

Maybe one day you’ll grow up.

I’ve had enough of you.

Don’t give me that look!

Get a grip!

You’re overreacting, as usual.

Why the hell would you go and do that?

Do you realize what you’ve done?

Do you realize what this means?

Can you shut your mouth for like two seconds please?

I’m this close to walking out of here…

I’m this close to leaving you…

Do you think this is funny?

I never thought you could be this idiotic.

Now look what you’ve gone and done.

This isn’t just affecting you anymore… it’s affecting me too.

I can’t listen to this anymore.

I can’t look at you anymore.

Don’t you try to turn this around on me.

This isn’t about me, it’s about you.

Just forget it…

You have some serious issues…

I just fucked everything up, didn’t I?

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lannasroleplaymemes:

Collected from all over the net, other memes, etc. Some are subtle, some are fluffy, some don’t have to be taken sexually, some are so straightforward you could practically jump into a smut scene in a few posts. Enjoy!

“No — no. Just keep your clothes on.” “You are so mean… and I’m okay with that.” “Is that all your mouth is good for?” “I am always looking for meaningful one night stands.” “Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.” “I would rather have a cup of tea than sex.” “Ah, ah, not till I give you permission.” “Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?” “Where do you think you’re going?” “And how are you going to make it up to me?” “My sexual preference is often.” “What a nice little sound, I think I’ll bite there again.” “Don’t worry, it only seems kinky the first time.” “Does it taste alright?” “You wouldn’t dare!” “You’re so cute when you’re tired, you know.” “Anticipation makes the hard-on longer.” “You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend/Girlfriend material.” “Nothing risque, nothing gained.” “I love when you’re rough.” “Is that a challenge?” “Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I look great- wait, I said that wrong.” “I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week.” “Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.” “I’m not gonna stop leaving marks till I’m sure everyone will know your mine.” “Make me.” “What’s in it for me?” “I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.” “I’m going outside to make out… care to join me?” “What’s your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!” “Thank god I’m wearing gloves, because you’re too hot to handle.” “Don’t stare. I didn’t want to do this.” “I think I could fall madly in bed with you.” “I need one of those hugs that turns into sex.” “Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?” “Stop undressing me with your eyes and start using your teeth.” “Can I put you on my to-do list?” “Kiss the hell out of me. Please.” “You can stay but your clothes must go.” “I don’t like being told what to do unless I’m naked.” “Your lips make me wonder what the rest of you would taste like…” “This is mine. Are we clear?”

Suggestive Sentence Starters

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Urgent Starter Sentences

"You could have died!"

"Are you insane?"

"RUN!"

"Get out of the way!"

"NOT NOW!"

"A little bit of HUSH, please!"

"Yeah? Well I'm trying to stop us from blowing up so SHUT. UP!"

"Are you honestly that thick?"

"Look at me. I promise, I'll get you out of here."

"You're safe with me."

"I'll look after you."

"What's that?!"

"What are you doing?"

"Do you want to be crushed, or do you want to move?"

"Don't speak. Don't even breathe. Be quiet."

"Did you hear that?"

"What was that?"

"What's going on?"

"THIS IS INSANE!"

"WE NEED A DOCTOR OVER HERE!"

"I'm sorry... am I meant to recognize you?"

"Give me your hand, and jump."

"Just trust me. Just this once, for just one minute of your life, just trust me."

"There's no time to explain!"

"HELP!"

"AHHHHHHH!"

"I can't breathe."

"Is that... normal?"

"That doesn't usually happen."

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Reblog if your muse has ever been bullied.

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"Don't tell me you're psychoanalyzing me now" he said, trying to keep his voice down it was obvious in his face that he felt angry though. No one, except for the defectives and Daniels had dared to talk to him like that and he totally despised the way she talked. "And wouldn't you beoffended when I'd ask you if you killed someone you loved ?" He asked, his voice harsh again even though he was just asking a question. The problem in all this was that he did kill her, and that he didn't at all love her, but the fact that he got asked that every day was tiring him, making him even more aggressive than usual.

“Did you kill her?” (topical, no? I couldn't resist.)

“What kind of question is that huh? Of course I didn’t!”

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She was clever now , wasn't She? "I'm sure I could convince you to bu one of these when I take you out for lunch, dinner, both ?" He asked teasingly, shrugging his shoulders slightly again. He was confident right now, she was guest at his party, in his company and she was flirting with him in the first place, right? "Large family, must be great" he said and reached for his glass again. "And being a teacher? That must be tiring, I couldn't handle kids at all. Too noisy, too hyper. Always asking questions and yelling around" Erich added before he raised the glass to his lips to empty it. "Oh, you want a drink as well?" Putting down the glass again he waved over a waitress with a tray full with champagne glasses. "You can drink as much as you want, good stuff... trust me " "I hope you managed to promote yourself a little here? I mean its a good opportunity, is it not?" He asked after a few seconds of silence between them.

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“Oh convince you? then you’ll maybe buy one of these?” he asked like he took it as a challenge, that grin returning to his lips. “It is, as I said, unique, pretty and unique. I have never heard that name before and I heard a lot of names here” He added then laughed quietly to himself again. “You’re so young though, why already think about children and names?” Erich then asked, more as a joke than seriously though. 

“I might. It’s going to depend on just how convincing you can be. You can’t just make me want it. You have to make me need it. Convince me of that and we’ll see.”

Okay, that was edging the line of flirtation. Kari was perfectly aware of it. He was interesting after all, and she wanted to know more about him. It was just her way of conversing. It was all the more fun if he played along. It was only softened by her answereing his last question.

“Thank you. I grew up with a large extended family, and I was a teacher. It was hard not to think about children, and family. I don’t want that now. I’m too young, but it’d be nice someday.”

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|| I swear whenever I write to people I feel like a fucking creep xD  But I am not .-. I don’t bite .-. I promise ;-; I just want to find new Rp friends ‘-’

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   jealous / possessive  meme

“ you’re mine. you hear me? ”

“ were you with him/her? ” 

“ why is she/he calling you? ”

“ do they know we’re together? ”

“ were you with him/her? ”

“ i don’t want you seeing them anymore ”

“ did she/he make a pass at you? ”

“ i know you were with her/him ”

“ you belong to me ”

“ i can’t believe you were with her/him ”

“ i don’t like the way he’s/she’s looking at you ”

“im NOT jealous ”

“ i thought you only had eyes for me ”

“ he/she can’t make you feel the way i make you feel ”

“ you’re too good for her/him  ”

“is there someone else?”

“ you were flirting with them ”

“ they were flirting with you ”

“ i don’t want you talking to them again ”

“ i can’t stop picturing you with him/her ”

“ the thought of you with him/her makes me sick ”

“ tell me i have nothing to worry about ”

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The Morning After Sentence Starters

"Get out, get out, get out, get out!"

"Do you remember anything from last night?"

"Why are you in my bed?"

"I'd offer you breakfast, but I think I'm too sore to move."

"So.. Was it good?"

"Who topped?"

"I thought you'd be gone by the time I woke up..."

"I should go."

"This didn't mean anything."

"We shouldn't have done this..."

"Of course I'm freaking out! You're my friend!"

"I'm guessing this was a one time thing?"

"Yeah, yeah, I know how this goes. I'll grab my clothes and get out of here."

"Good morning, hope you don't mind me borrowing your shirt.."

"I made you coffee, did you want some Aspirin?"

"This stays between us."

"Congratulations. You actually convinced me to sleep with you."

"Are you sneaking out on me?"

"So, how much for last night?"

"Holy shit! she's on her way over here right now, she/he CANNOT see you!"

"Don't answer it!"

"Do you have any idea how wrong this was?"

"We're cheaters. We're horrible people. Oh god my mother would be so ashamed of me right now."

"..Do you wanna do this again sometime, maybe?"

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Smut drabbles/starters prompt!

Send me a ❥and I will use a random number generator to generate TWO numbers to see what drabble (or starter, if you prefer, just specify) you get with our muses as the protagonists! This will only give you an inspiration, so be creative!

Our muses will be:

Doctor and nurse

Teacher and student

All-life lovers

Human and monster boy/girl

Doctor and patient

Famous celebrity and number one fan

Executive and secretary

King and Queen

Master and Servant

Best friends

Complete strangers

A human and their ridiculously human robot

Worst enemies

Long-distance lovers meeting for the first time

Any of the above

They will have:

Tender sex

Rough sex

Reconciliation sex

Public sex

First time sex

Casual sex

Angry sex

Good-bye sex

Non-penetration sex (just rubbing)

Sex using only adult toys.

Shower/Bath sex

Clothed sex

Food-play sex

BDSM sex (one of the muses is tied and completely defenseless. The other muse decides if they’re going to be gentle or rough)

Any of the above

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“Oh convince you? then you’ll maybe buy one of these?” he asked like he took it as a challenge, that grin returning to his lips. “It is, as I said, unique, pretty and unique. I have never heard that name before and I heard a lot of names here” He added then laughed quietly to himself again. “You’re so young though, why already think about children and names?” Erich then asked, more as a joke than seriously though. 

He laughed. “That is true, but I would not praise my own things when they wouldn’t be good enough for me to praise them, you know?” he said with a grin now on his lips again. Erich could see that she was a little nervous, but he didn’t give her a reason to be.  “Karidee? What an unique name” He said then tilted his head just lightly. “Or is it something like an Artist name for YouTube?” he asked after she told him the /reason/ why she was here. 

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Erich decided to ignore the first part of her spoken words, his arms crossing over his chest he just glared at her angrily, he tried to keep it in and for now he was successful. “Do you even know me enough to make yourself a picture of how good I can lie?” he asked, his voice still rather harshly. “And when you don’t quite trust me then why are you here at all?” 

“Did you kill her?” (topical, no? I couldn't resist.)

“What kind of question is that huh? Of course I didn’t!”

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"You could wonder about it quietly and for yourself, because asking such questions is rather... disrespectful " he said, then raised an eyebrow. "Do you believe me?"

“Did you kill her?” (topical, no? I couldn't resist.)

“What kind of question is that huh? Of course I didn’t!”

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“Did you kill her?” (topical, no? I couldn't resist.)

"What kind of question is that huh? Of course I didn't!" || perfect

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tvrney:

❝ like nothing shady ever happened in a fully furnished office! ❞ ❝ don’t break an arm jerking yourself off. ❞ ❝ i mean, why would a poptart want to live inside a toaster? that would be like the scariest place for them to live. ❞ ❝ in reality, you’re as dumb as they come. ❞ ❝ i’m sorry, your opinion means very little to me. ❞ ❝ listen, i hate to break it to you but what people call ‘ love ’ is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. ❞ ❝ they’ll just fall right out of my ass! ❞ ❝ it’s okay to shoot them! they’re just robots. ❞ ❝ oh, i’m sorry! are you the scientist or are you kid who wanted to get laid? ❞ ❝ fuck this whole thing. ❞ ❝ this isn’t game of thrones. ❞ ❝ the answer is: don’t think about it. ❞  ❝ what are you looking at, motherfucker?! ❞ ❝ whoa, spoilers! i’m a whole season behind. ❞ ❝ you’re growing into a great big thorn straight into my ass… ❞ ❝ you’re not gonna believe this, because it usually never happens, but i made a mistake. ❞ ❝ i wish that shotgun was my penis. ❞ ❝ i’m mr. crowbar, and here is my friend, who is also a crowbar! ❞ ❝ i don’t get it and i don’t need to. ❞ ❝ well, look where being smart got you. ❞ ❝ so, women like confidence… how convenient… ❞ ❝ i think he said he loves lasagna. ❞ ❝ i do not have discolored butthole flaps. ❞

rick & morty sentence starters (nsfw)