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last year I had this dream that jerma was live on stream. He had the cam on and was shirtless and wearing basketball shorts. He starts saying stuff about how he ‘needed more memory’ and viewers just assumed he meant computer stuff, but then his girlfriend hands him something from offscreen and it’s this. Flesh cone?? Like the geometrical shape, a solid cone made of FLESH. The diameter of the base was probably 2.5~3in, and it was about 4.5in tall.

Anyways, he peeled a little piece of paper off the bottom (à la stickers and adhesive wall fixtures) and then just stuck it between his collarbones. Then he stood up, turned around, and you could see these awful repulsive flesh cone things lining all the way down his body from the crown of his head, down his spine, then splitting into two lines at his lower back, and going down the backs of both his legs.

It was viscerally upsetting and I remember just feeling lightheaded and nauseous. He started explaining what these things are ‘Memory Cones’ , and they were made from a hyperintelligent synthetic flesh that held somewhere around 400billion memory storing brain cells apiece.

I think I woke up after that, and I felt disturbed and confused.

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Of course he would eat a tire

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(sorry the main font is a bit hard to read, it says "sparkle OFF, im the king, bow before me")

i finally had the time to catch up on a jerma stream, but the thing is that jerma is doing this really weird bit now where he says something along the lines of "I'm royal andy" and time-travels to the medieval times to usurp the throne by any means necessary (usually through violence/deception/betrayal), then he continues the stream as usual, but every now and then he says "look at mah shiny crown" in a really annoying voice.

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But what if they think I don’t love them anymore 😢

Me @ the omori plushies (pikmin are better)

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Me @ the omori plushies (pikmin are better)

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Finished pikmin 4 time for the postgame

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From the Pikmin subreddit

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reblog if you’re a certified squimbly appreciator

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men

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Some sayings for fellow jet squelcher enjoyers:

Im jet squelching all over the place!

Who up squelching they jets

They squelching on god fr 😤

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Be like omori plush. Play pikmin 4

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they r having a picnic:)

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my kel plushie arrived today so i have the full set!!!

The second picture is me reading them a bedtime story :)

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so pure

my son named penis

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A list of my favorite mobile ads:

Natasha the underworld doctor

The strangely nauseating grubhub ad where you watch a tray of tacos get devoured

Shein create your dream home

The fish game ad here on tumblr

Which are you interested in? Men women all

You guys… got a lot of nerve! Seele butterfly of tempest

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Can someone please explain the femcel female manipulator lana del rey aesthetic to me

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Actually pure

Some for everyone!