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whatever happens now is entirely the fault of the united states and israel

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if you ever wanna know what netanyahu’s dick taste like, just ask djt. Goddamnit.

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a detailed list of things i hate

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

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your ass at the slave auction "there's no ethical consumption under capitalism lmaoooo"

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agatha harkness is the worst breaker upper ever bc wdym she promises to hate rio forever and then, out of her own free will, writes “i hold death’s hand in mine” into the song she will use to con witches for the next multiple centuries

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does anyone know of a compilation of all Serena/June scenes? preferably in chronological order. I need it for research purposes 😭

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sometimes the best fanfics are written by middle aged adults with years of writing experience who simply know how to craft a good story. but also sometimes the best fanfics are written by a sixteen year old girl with something deeply wrong with her

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they should invent a me who is free of guilt

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do you ever just sit and realize how insane people have acted towards you

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I think we should have a second pride month in November for gay people who prefer cold weather

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“Jobless behavior” when referring to people who are absolutely deranged on the internet is so far removed from reality like I guarantee you most people who are obsessively unhinged have a job that is driving them to become absolutely insane because they are miserable and likely don’t have the energy to do much outside of whatever outlet they’re using to take their frustrations out on the internet. Employed behavior

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clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30 foot radius want to kill me with a rock

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we have to start expressing vocal disgust at 'ironic' homophobia again in a big way. if you can't explain to me how calling a guy a twinky little fruitcake valorises the terminology vs. reducing and demeaning him for perceived femininity I don't want to hear it. nobody is off the hook for this.

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i'm not saying people shouldn't be reading more books, but i do think it's funny how many people thinking "reading comprehension" is just about how good you are at reading books and not like. criticial thinking skills.

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i love small town protests in the US rn because it's like. Dont just think LA and NYC are resisting trump and ICE. These 7 hippies on a bridge are too. I love looking at the No Kings protest map and seeing protests that look like theyre in the middle of the forest. Like we hate trump in times square and we hate him in the village square; why yes we hate him everywhere

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hey its me your immune system. looks like we caught somethin here. try sneezing real fast see if that gets rid of it. yeah no dice, huh... alright lemme try filling your lungs with fluid. no yeah i do it all the time dont worry works like a charm. hmmm... still no good... alright well just hold tight here for a minute maybe it just needs time to start working. in the mean time ill go fire up the ol' neuron cooker n see if that helps