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[sillyseraphie]

WHY IS TUMBLR FEEDING ME WITH ANGSTY PHAIDEI TODAY?? DD:

"I miss you, Mydei..."

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[sillyseraphie]

AIIII, RIRI, THIS IS SICKKKK (♡⁠∀⁠♡⁠)

I'M GOING FERAL, THIS IS SO CUTE?? HIS WAY OF PROPOSING?!?!?! HELLO??? ROLLING, KICKING MY FEET, SCREAMING ON THE PILLOW (I'M SUPPOSED TO BE AT SCHOOL BUT I CANCELED IT BCS MY SISTER HAS TO GO SOMEWHERE AND NO ONE WILL BE HERE TO TAKE CARE OF OUR BABY GOATS...<//3)

the kitten incident- dr. ratio x reader

synopsis: the four times you tried convincing Veritas to get a kitten, and the one time he gifted you… an “unexpected” surprise. 

warnings: ummm pacing, my kinda bad (read: beginner/novice) writing, pls be nice to me. bad (/non existent) characterization of Ratio! other than that, none! this is disgustingly fluffy haha! 

word count: ~1.3k (idk dude i stopped counting after 1010 words)

tagging: @sqgeism, @vyyper, @your-sleeparalysisdem0n (since you eat up all of my writing), @fairycourts (would like to know what you think of this!), @m1ckeyb3rry, @sheyfu, and @cmiru!

author’s note: my first attempt at writing a full-length fic! don’t expect this to happen much from me, haha (unless requested ofc!)! this is a birthday gift to myself, so this is very self-indulgent! for reference, you have a best friend in this story named Ares! she’s amazing and based off of my real life bestie! hope you enjoy; worked very hard on this! <3

a… very convincing car ride home.

after a date at a cat café, Veritas was regretting taking you out anywhere. you would not stop talking about getting a kitten. his internal monologue was filled with thoughts about you shutting up. he wouldn’t voice hurtful thoughts to you, of course, but if you could shut up, that’d be great.

“Veritas?”

“yes, (name)?”

“can we please get a kitten?” 

Veritas glanced at you before returning his eyes to the road. 

“I’ll consider it if you keep your mouth shut the rest of the drive home.” 

you were as quiet as a mouse for the rest of the drive, much to Veritas’s enjoyment. you both made your way to your shared apartment. Veritas led you both into the apartment, where he was slightly surprised to see how quiet you still were. that lasted five minutes- oh, off you went rambling about getting a kitten again. ah well, surely this is a phase that will pass? it’s like when children beg their parents to get a pet and they won’t drop the topic until they get what they wanted. surely this won’t be the same situation with you, right? 

oh well, only one way to find out.

a quiet chat over dinner.

after arriving home after the initial conversation, you and Veritas decided to prepare a light snack to go along with dinner. your routine with Veritas when it came to meals was simple: you prepare any snacks you both wanted, and he would prepare dinner. you set a bowl of fruits and other snacks on the table while your partner finishes preparing the meal before joining you at the table. for once, he initiates the conversation. 

“are you still thinking about a kitten?” 

“yeah, why do you ask?” 

Veritas sighed and you smiled- there was just no winning when it comes to him, is there?

“hypothetically speaking, if we were to be adopting a kitten- don’t get your hopes up- what breed are you most looking into?” 

your eyebrows raised. what a hypothetical. but answering honestly seems to be the only way to answer. 

“probably a calico or a tortoiseshell. my childhood friend had the latter and she was very sweet. plus i have experience with cats, so it’s not like i’m picking a breed i couldn’t handle.” 

Veritas hummed, slightly amused with your statement. he made a mental note for when he goes to the animal shelter next weekend while you’re away. 

”bothering” him while he works in your home office. 

to say you bothered your lover is an overstatement… probably! Dr. Ratio shows his love to you in his own ways. they may not be the most conventional of ways, but they are ways! you put in love in the relationship, too, more upfront in a way, with him. you’re both happy, healthy, and for the most part- content, with how things are. until the damn kitten talk comes up again, and that makes your partner want to rip his hair out (lovingly). it’s not that he dislikes animals, he seems to be very neutral towards them, while you’re definitely the animal magnet between the two of you. Dr. Ratio loves you, he really does! but if he hears about this damn kitten one more time, he might combust, mentally… maybe! you can’t help it if you want something, you just HAVE to tell everyone everything about said thing! it’s human nature, or something!

so here you are, sitting in your lover’s office in your reading nook while he quietly works on grading his students’ essays or whatever- you stopped listening a while ago, unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on how you look at it) for him. you were reading a book, he was working, and all seemed well with the world. at least, he thought so. he heard you shuffle your way out of your nook over to his desk. you just stood next to him and watched as he wrote (surprisingly nice handwriting for a “doctor”) some comments on a student’s essay. he could tell you were waiting for when he wouldn’t be as busy, and he was glad you had that courtesy, if nothing else. so when he input the student’s grade and set the paper essay to the side, he sighed and looked up at you. 

“if it’s about a kitten, could the conversation wait until after we bathe?” 

and the shine in your eyes told him everything he needed to know. 

overhearing you on a call with your friend (and the aftermath). 

your best friend, Ares, has risen from the dead, hooray! but in all seriousness, she had been so busy with her job that she hadn’t gotten in touch with you in what felt like FOREVER. you’re listening to Ares talk about her job, books, and a whole bunch of other things. and then the call goes pretty quiet on your side, just long enough to be noticed by your friend.

“oh yeah,” she pipes up after a few minutes of silence on your end, “how’s the cat debacle going? has he come around?” 

“he told me he’s thinking about it, but it was kind weird the other day! he asked a hypothetical question that did not sound like a hypothetical at all.”

“well, what’d he say?” 

“he said, and I quote, ahem, ‘hypothetically speaking, if we were to be adopting a kitten- don’t get your hopes up- what breed are you most looking into?’ i don’t know, Jade, it just seemed… off. like i should be expecting something, and i’m not, if that makes sense.” you answered.

“girl, how the hell did you remember what he said verbatim? anyway! that totally makes sense! maybe he’s planning a surprise for you and can barely keep the secret together.” she smiled at you through the screen. 

you replied a quick “yeah, maybe” before realizing Veritas was just outside the door to your shared bedroom, overhearing your conversation. he waits for your conversation to end before coming in the room. but before he enters, he quickly shoots a message to Ares herself: “do they know?” and he gets almost excited when Ares texts back almost immediately, “no, but i almost accidentally spilled what’s going on. you NEED to tell them soon! good luck!” 

that was suddenly all of the confirmation the astute doctor needed. 

the kitten incident (a good one, i promise!)! 

Veritas greeted you in your shared home, which was odd. he always came home after you, so it was mildly strange he was waiting for you. but you paid this slight change no mind- maybe he just wanted to spend time with you and got his things done early. he greeted you from the kitchen. you made your way over to him. 

“hi, love. how was your day?”

“oh my god! today was sooo long!” you reply as you cling to his waist. Veritas hums and puts a hand on one of your forearms and rubs little circles into the flesh. he finishes preparing a light snack for himself since you already ate dinner with some friends an hour ago. you moved away from him as he took your hand, which got your attention.

“come see, i have a surprise for you.”

“oh god, what did i do?” 

Veritas lets out a light chuckle. 

“i can’t spoil my significant other without them thinking they did something wrong? i’m hurt, (name).”

you laughed as he set his snack down on the counter and led you to the living room where a small box was sitting on the coffee table. 

“here, open it.” he handed the box to you carefully. you looked at him skeptically before sitting on the sofa and opening the box. inside the box was a tiny calico kitten, the one you had been talking about visiting for at least two weeks now. she was so tiny, most likely the runt of her litter, and you kept telling Veritas how much you liked her. you were devastated when you found out she was adopted. you gently picked the sleeping kitten up from the box, and she opened her eyes, and then proceeded to let out the tiniest and most polite meow you’ve ever heard. you looked to Veritas and then the kitten back and forth about five times as he laughed and nudged your shoulder.

“look at her collar.”

you looked at the tag on her collar and your breath hitched. marry me, the tag read. as you turn to face your lover, you find him sitting next to you with a ring box in hand, proposing to you out of the blue, with the faintest hint of a smile on his face. 

©2025 strawbairicake. do not repost, copy, translate, modify, or use for AI.

[sillyseraphie]

hiiii! i love your blog its so cuteee :3333

so very specific but can you write abt anaxa seeing reader reading a book/document sitting upright on the bed and anaxa comes up behind them and gently pulls their head into his lap to continue reading? like reader can windows bluescreen for a second which leads to them locking eyes and staring at each other for a few secondssss

surprised me . .

— anaxagoras x reader

Your favorite author recently published a new series that you immediately got your hands on. The first book lived up to your expectations; you found the plot interesting and without realizing it, you’ve fully immersed yourself in the book.

You giggle from time to time while reading the scenes in your head, not even noticing that Anaxagoras was inside the room. He watches you for a bit in curiosity before walking behind you silently. You feel the bed move and before you could even turn around, Anaxagoras gently pulls your head and lays you onto his lap.

You just stopped functioning in that moment; perhaps it was the shock that you didn’t hear anyone come in, or maybe cause it’s your boyfriend. You lock eyes with him, you didn’t move an inch, you couldn’t even breathe.

“Dear?”

You flutter your eyes before turning your body to face away from him. He laughs, amused at your flustered reaction. You turned back to face your book and continued to read, all while pretending nothing ever happened. He played with your hair softly while humming a small tune as his eyes fell to your book.

a/n : someone thank my bf for proofreading 4 me heh.

[sillyseraphie]

Seraphie!! since you’re so interested in my cute little ideas (hehe) how do you think the pocky game with Phainon would go? who wins? what happens during the game? is he a fair player or does he cheat? just some questions to get your mind going hehe! 💜 feel free to ignore this ask if it makes you uncomfortable, though! mwah, thank you for your time and (potential) answers! >u<

(insert quaso meme with Yanqing here)

OH MY KEPHALE, RIRI... NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, WHO WILL REALLY WIN... LMAO

Hmm.... Me thinks Phainon would win! He waits until he has that opportunity to catch the reader off guard... Like when they're starting to think that they're going to win, only for Phainon to pull a trick or something that will catch them off guard! (Bcs me thinks he's nice yet playful!)

No asks will be ignored by Seraphie! Hehe, receiving and answering these makes me very happy! I love interacting through everything! So, dw! Everything's comfy, riri!! Mwah!! Sending u kissies and huggies! Good luck and take your time!! Us supporters are looking forward to it!

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I want Mydei back alive :((

Doodle because I’m still in denial

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i’m here with the question i must have an answer to: are you the world’s biggest phainon enjoyer? 🎤 /j but in all seriousness!! hii, Seraphie! hope you’re doing well, my friend! :) have a wonderful day or night! 💜

(insert cute cat meme here for comedic affect)

GASP?!?! WAS IT OBVIOUS... /j

Yes!! I'M DEFINITELY THE WORLD'S BIGGEST PHAINON ENJOYER!!

If phainon thinks, I agree. If phainon speaks, I'm listening. If phainon has a million fans, I am one of them. If phainon has ten fans, I am one of them. If phainon has only one fan, that is me. If phainon has no fans, I no longer exist. If the whole world is against phainon , I AM AGAINST THE WHOLE WORLD! I will love phainon until my very last breath, in the past, present, future and all possible universes<33

HELLO, RIRI!! I AM DOING WELL! HOW ABOUT YOU?? I HOPE THIS DAY/NIGHT IS TREATING YOU NICELY!! MAY OUR DAY/NIGHT BE FULL OF WONDERFUL SURPRISES!!

[sillyseraphie]

hi seraphie!!! i js wanted to give u a smooch for being so kind and also the fact u call me sagie is so sweet bc i call u seraphie and it sounds alike.. we r platonic ciphecine trust <3

HELP HOW COME I DIDN'T SEE THIS... IS TUMBLR MAD AT ME??

Anyway, hi sagie!! (⁠>⁠▽⁠<⁠)⁠ﾉThank you for the smoochie! You just boosted my motivation, hehe.. AWW NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT... sagIE, seraphIE... IT DOES SOUND ALIKE LMAO

YES WE'RE DEFINITELY PLATONIC CIPHECINE(OR HYACIPHER!!) SO BFF CODED (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

[sillyseraphie]

OMG, THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF PHAINON HUEHEUUEUE

002 ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ what kind of lover will phainon be ? (neutral reader)

I feel like Phainon will be a whole green forest. He pays attention to the small details because he knew they matter more than the big things. Also because he learned that it can make your significant other feel loved and wanted. Which what he wanted for you to feel.

No doubt that Phainon loves you SO MUCH. He meant every praise and affection he gives you. He talks about you behind your back to Mydei. How your eyes lit up whenever he arrives home at your shared apartment, how he gives you sweet little letters every time he leaves for work and your reaction to them, and many more.

He never forgets to kiss you before leaving for work and before drifting off to sleep in your arms and shared bed. And if he does, he would feel guiltier than he did when he broke Mydei's favorite watch (he forgave him when phainon bought him a new one).

He also cooks good. He's the type of lover who doesn't care about you gaining weight. It's natural and part of life. Besides, there's more to love, right? Sometimes, he'd get a little irritated that you didn't breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Food is so important, and he keeps that in mind, especially with you.

And every time you're doing it, he spoils you with so many praises and kisses. He won't go rough on you unless you wanted him to. The biggest fear that he harbors is hurting you.

It was clear that you're the most important person in his life. He thanked the stars every night as he stared at your peaceful slumbered expression as his arm was draped around your waist lazily. He knew he was truly lucky to have you.

And this night was one of those nights wherein he thanked the gods and the stars above. He also recalled everything he did earlier in the day.

"Why do you look so nervous?" Mydei deadpanned at Phainon. He knew his friend well. His expression says it all. He was nervous.

"I'm quite anxious on how all of this will turn out... what if they say no?" Phainon let out a breath he didn't know he was holding.

"Are you serious? We're still in the process of buying a ring for them. This is just the beginning." Mydei shook his head, crossing his arms.

Yes, they were standing in front of a jewelry store. The very first step of Phainon's plan into asking you to be his forever.

A faint smile curled on his lips when he thought about how nervous he was earlier in the day. He got the ring anyway. Carefully hidden away.

In just a few days, he's about to ask you the most important question.

His only desire was to spend the rest of his life with you.

© AURIE 2025 | do not copy and don't repost on other platforms without permission. all dividers provided in this post are not mine, ctto.

[sillyseraphie]

THIS IS SO SILLY HELP

my brother also sent this to me (there’s no sound, unfortunately) but it makes me laugh! everyone thank my brother for his hard work in helping cure my depression one step at a time lol :)

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Phainon's neck must hurt from having to look down at most people every day huh

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AWWW CUTIESSS

After work

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HOYO, I'M UNDER YOUR BED >:((

istg CAN YOU TWO STAY UNDOOMED FOR ONE. FUCKING. PATCH?!?

AND ALSO HOYO DEVS CAN YOU GIVE PHAINON A BREAK FOR A SINGLE PATCH?!

Anyway, yeah Phainon seems to be having a metal breakdown, and it seems less like sadness and more like frustration

[sillyseraphie]

You heard him, period cramps! Better leave the ladies alone and not mess with mini Mydei or else he'll beat you up!

Based on the meme @dailyarchean created!! (This is going to be my favorite Mydei meme LMAO)

[sillyseraphie]

Underground Fighter Mydei

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PHAIDEI BUT WUHLUHWUH??? OH MY NIKADOR

i love rhem