you want to know one of the things that pisses me off most about dune? it’s not a valid complaint or problematic or anything. it’s that the litany against fear works and I hate it.
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me: immune system why do i have a fever
immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!
me:
immune system:
me:
immune system:
me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long
immune system:
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me at 6 years old playing roller coaster tycoon on the family computer and purposely deleting the tracks when people got on
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normal news website posting viral video: Eel jumps out of its tank at the pet store
english news website posting viral video: Mad long slimer has itself a leap at the shops, giving the mums and blokes a fright
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If you’re trans, tell me why in the tags. Wrong/non serious answers only.
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this some death stranding shit
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Oh my fucking god god god god god i just found the funniest picture while deep into google images
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