ria | she/her | minor | pisces | infj--Jenny (@immortal-enemies) is my parabatai and she's absolutely brilliant and the best so go tell her you love her because if don't get you will and if you won't I have a plan <3
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Regulus: i've only said i love you to three people. my brother, Pandora, and James when he got hit by a bladger and was dying from the head injury . I only regret one of those.
Remus: which one?
Regulus: James. he recovered like 2 days later so I just looked like an idiot
James: we're married
Regulus: still.
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Fuck drugs. Have you ever been addicted to reading angsty fanfics about Harry Potter's dead parents and their friends? That shit will kill you.
#mastermind (love made me crazy) is more addicting than any drug#and anti-hero#those two are my roman empire
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Regulus, to the first years: There are only three rules in the Slytherin tower: The lake is off limits, never piss of Mcgonagall, and Barty Crouch Junior is a HOME WRECKING WHORE
Barty, from across the room: BITCH
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Pandora: Are you having another depressive episode? Regulus: A depressive episode? Regulus: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.
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"The world isn't split into good people and death eaters. We've all got light and dark inside of us"
Don't you DARE try to tell me he hated Regulus. Don't even fucking TRY it. He loved his brother.
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using "Walburga's A+ Parenting" as a warning for child abuse in a marauders fanfic will never not be funny to me
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percy going, "i killed the minotaur on the first try, how hard could driving be?" and then immediately crashing the car twice will never not be funny. peak adhd self-hubris moment.
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“But what does Grover bring to the table? He’s just the comedy relief character.” Grover is juggling the role of babysitter, mediator, and emotional manipulator and he cracks jokes too? Give him a BREAK
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I really like this version of hades they've gone with in the pjo show
this is a guy who's chilling, he's content in his solitude, he knows that his wife will be home in a matter of weeks
and not only that but the second percy figures it out, he immediately offers sanctuary
I like to see a hades that doesn't stick with the dark, brooding and depressed idea we have of him because this is a man who has been able to remove himself from the toxicity of his family is is clearly all the more happier for it
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babe wake up new march sisters dropped
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taylor did not say “i wake up screaming from dreaming one day i’ll watch as you’re leaving and life will lose all its meaning for the last time” for them to just break up a few months later 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
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Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you
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polls are GREAT for my mental health because if i choose a losing option then i am special and smarter than the masses and if i choose a winning option then i am winning. hope this helps
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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
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If you don’t love languages, hear me out: my telugu friend had been affectionately calling me, a hindi speaker, “gundi” for 7 months. We didn’t realize until recently that the word has two completely different meanings in Telugu and Hindi, and that we both had completely different interpretations of her affection.
In Telugu, “gundi” means “smol/button/round/cute”.
In Hindi, “gundi” means “female thug”
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