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silverbastardgoldenfool · 15 days ago

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I LITERALLY DON'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I LAUGHED SO HARD

I found a new Australian online bookshop that just so happens to specialise in both English and French secondhand books, and they have a bunch of French RotE editions - perfect for French reading practice for me!! but um!!!! these are not the covers they showed on the website!!!!!!! I didn't even know these covers existed and ???¿

what in the PS2 is this

literally WHO IS THAT

got the absolute shock of my life when I opened the package and I'm still fucking giggling. they look even worse in person. finally a contender to top Benedict Cumberbatch Lord Golden as worst RotE covers 💀 genuinely don't know if I'll be able to read these bc I won't be able to take them seriously. how can I keep them on my bedside table when I literally start laughing uncontrollably every time I look at them

#I'm aware I haven't posted in months and this was not how I intended to hashtag break my silence but I can't not share these I'm losing it #RotE #realm of the elderlings #robin hobb #fitzchivalry farseer #l'assassin royal #the absolute trenches I crawl through for the sake of French practice.... mon fucking dieu #the shop is not in the wrong btw they do specify that covers may not match the picture but girl #there's not matching and then there's THIS

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silverbastardgoldenfool · 4 months ago

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okayyyyy rurisk i see you…….

#💀#realm of the elderlings #rote

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silverbastardgoldenfool · 4 months ago

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Picked up a book in the room i'm staying in and opened to the most FitzCoded paragraph I've ever seen

#oh okay *gunshots*#realm of the elderlings #rote #fitzchivalry farseer

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silverbastardgoldenfool · 4 months ago

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Only time you'll catch me listening to a song on repeat is whenever there's a new Lana release ✨️

#the feeling she gives me is simply unmatched 😭#lana del rey #lana

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silverbastardgoldenfool · 4 months ago

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I’m normal!

#drop the link king!!!#interview with the vampire #anne rice

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silverbastardgoldenfool · 4 months ago

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HELEN NORVILLE and DALE JENNINGS — THE NEWSREADER (2021-2025)

#my dearest darlings!!!!!#the newsreader #dale jennings #helen norville

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silverbastardgoldenfool · 4 months ago

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"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

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silverbastardgoldenfool · 4 months ago

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silverbastardgoldenfool · 4 months ago

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Winter has arrived on Poob.

Start your 7 day free trial of Poob today, and watch smash hit Martin Scorcese's Goncharov.

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silverbastardgoldenfool · 4 months ago

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Forever thinking about how Beloved tormented himself over and over and over for destroying and twisting and endangering fitz's life; yet if he hadn't made his journey to buckeep to tell king shrewd "Don't do what you can't undo, [...];" fitz would have no life at all.

#someone tell the Fool that PLEASE #eh never mind he wouldn't internalise it anyway #realm of the elderlings #rote #the fool #fitzchivalry farseer #fitz and the fool

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silverbastardgoldenfool · 4 months ago

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