simon-and-garfunkalien
simon-and-garfunkalien
for samantha, wherever i may find her
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simon-and-garfunkalien · 9 months ago
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simon-and-garfunkalien · 9 months ago
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i want so badly to be more offline but alas the siren call of images
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simon-and-garfunkalien · 9 months ago
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literally id rather be a sparrow than a snail 😭
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simon-and-garfunkalien · 9 months ago
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The Cheese House was a small chain of shops that opened in New England in the 1960s. Only a handful of the original round structures still remain and only one (located in Wells, Maine) still looks like cheese.
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simon-and-garfunkalien · 9 months ago
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award-winning palestinian children's illustrator baraa awoor writes:
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"what use is it to be an illustrator of children's books when the world has sentenced the children of your country to the death penalty, to vanish, to genocide?"
some of baraa's illustrations:
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this is an illustration for youssef, whose mother is remembered running desperately into the hospital asking if anyone had seen a "small white boy with beautiful curly hair, his name is youssef," a description which was remembered by millions when she finally identified his body:
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this illustration is for young omar, who was hugging his little brother and teaching him how to repeat the shahada after him (a prayer spoken by muslims before their death) as he lay on his hospital bed:
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"we want a new year that doesn't kill us or our children, we want it a year without blood, without screaming, without pain, we want a new attempt to get our lives back, or something that resembled our life, even if life is a lie we still cling to it, return life to us—a new year's card unlike any other year:"
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simon-and-garfunkalien · 9 months ago
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love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking
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simon-and-garfunkalien · 9 months ago
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"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.
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simon-and-garfunkalien · 9 months ago
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it is a truth universally acknowledged that having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card
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simon-and-garfunkalien · 9 months ago
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halloween blinkies
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simon-and-garfunkalien · 9 months ago
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Avril Lavigne in 2002 ・゚゚・。☆
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Gillian Anderson as Morticia Addams photographed by Mark Seliger for US magazine 1997.
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simon-and-garfunkalien · 9 months ago
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appalachia is devastated. towns i loved, towns i visited all the time, are gone. not damaged, GONE. they are leveled to the ground. there is nothing left but rubble and ruin. people are dead. appalachia is poor to begin with and relies on tourism for a lot of its income, and multiple of those tourist locations are just...gone.
my town is okay, but it's flooded and wrecked. trees are blocking all but one way out of our neighborhood. power lines are hanging limp in the roads. we've been without power for over 24 hours and will continue to be without power for likely another 24+. disabled people and poor people are GOING to die from this. gods save appalachia.
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simon-and-garfunkalien · 9 months ago
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This too shall pass but like holy fuck
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simon-and-garfunkalien · 2 years ago
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what movie do y’all know front to back like it doesn’t even have to necessarily be Good,, it’s just something you’ve seen so many times that the dialogue is printed into the very core of your being
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