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Cass is interesting because she’s a very rare instance of a character where headcanoning her as using sign language could be ableist

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Me, separating sugar cubes into individual grains: so you have 6? Which do you use as like, your arms haha

The ant whom I’ve befriended over the course of 3 weeks by feeding it singular granules of sugar: some things can’t be translated into the image of man

Me, imagining which legs it uses to jack off: True. That was myopic of me

The ant, imagining how I can jack off with only 4 limbs: don’t even worry Bout it

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Have them. For you. Reference below.

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i think all quiet on the western front and the lord of the rings are in direct conversation with each other, as in theyre the retelling of the same war with one saying here’s what happened, we all died, and it did not matter at all and another going hush little boy, of course we won, of course your friends came back

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“i wish i could go out braless but-“ “i wish i didn’t have to shave but-“ “i wish i didn’t have to wear makeup but-“ STAND UPPPP FUCKING STAND UP JUST DO WHAT YOU WANT. NOBODY IS GOING TO SHOOT YOU OR ARREST YOU FOR BEING A LITTLE “UGLY” UOU WILL LIVE AND REALIZE THAT YOUVE BEEN IN A prison largely of your own making THIS WHOLE TIME

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projection

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my discourse-generating opinion of the night: Dick Grayson was a fantastic Batman and principally hated wearing the cowl because he did not want to be Batman in a world where that meant his dad was dead, not because he was or is opposed to the concept of being Batman entirely. In a world where Bruce is still alive, he WOULD be fine with being Batman and canonically WAS fine with it

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I don't wanna be mean, but I feel like...it's not gatekeeping to say that you should read canon before writing a thesis on a character. The amount of times I have read "Bruce, Dick and Alfred don't visit Jason's grave which is why they missed that he was alive" is insane for something that is literally explained in Under the Red Hood. I don't need yet another rendition of "Damian cuts Tim's line everyone ignores it" when that's not what happened in Red Robin. Why does Tim overwhelmingly seem to view Dick as a loser at best and abusive at worse when that's not their canon relationship even a little? Why does Bruce constantly treat Cass like a distant ally instead of his literal mini me of a daughter??? Why do Cass and Duke act like they've never met??? I hate to be cringe and say that I am heavily invested in these characters and when I read about them outside of canon, I want to read about them and not the abomination that the the first 5 facts listed on their wiki and the game of telephone between fic writers that won't engage with the source material and/or a narrative from the perspective of one single brown character makes of them, but I am and I do. If you're going to be in it then be in it but if you genuinely do not like the source material and don't want to read it then what are you even doing???

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i tried

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My great grandma, Violet Leib. It runs in the family.

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@crowwkui 's butch Bruce Wayne 😋

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Michael Schneider

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me when i get a bug bite

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just bruce being oblivious to his children's relationship:

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Dick, cuddling with Wally on the couch in the family's den, whispering 'I love yous':

Bruce: They are such good friends.

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Jason, bringing Roy home one day for a family dinner, hands never leaving each other the entire time:

Bruce: They are such good friends.

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Tim, wearing Kon's jacket, the half-Kryptonian following him everywhere he go like a lost puppy:

Bruce: They are such good friends.

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Cass, straddling Steph's lap and kissing her face:

Bruce: They are such good friends.

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Damian (18), literally getting caught making out with Jon in his room:

Bruce: They... hmmm. Are such good friends.

Duke, behind him: For fuck's sake, Bruce.

Alfred, probably, somewhere in the Manor: World's Greatest Detective my ass.

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practicing sketching kisses by drawing stephcass canon scenes where i think they should kiss (i am planning to do more of these)

first is convergence batgirl after “and just what does my body say to you?”

second is batgirl 2k #38 after “it’s just… i’ve never even… been kissed”

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gotham knights #17

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yall… dickbats + batgirl!cass + robin!tim would’ve been such a powerful trio…