simon-the-dragon

[simon-the-dragon]

If it's true you breathe fire, can you roast these s'mores?

[Simon thought about It for a second, before snatching the marshmallows and burning them to a crisp! What a waste of food]

[simon-the-dragon]

*puts a top hat on Simon's head.*

Distinguished gentledragon. ^^

"looks good! Unexpectedly, unsurprisingly, everything looks good on me!"

[simon-the-dragon]

Hi Simon!!! Do you want... some chocolate or gum?

(also I rly think ur cool)

"hmm, that sounds nice! And of course you think so, I am cool!"

[simon-the-dragon]

Okay, there really are worse things than exes down here. STAY AWAY FROM THE TV EYES.

-Unfortunately, she was currently encountering one of those eyes-

[simon-the-dragon]

To Simon Smokes The Dragon: YOUR FANGIRLS ARE WATCHING YOU RIGHT NOW!!!

"what"

[simon-the-dragon]

"darn, Crafty and I aren't together anymore, but even I can see you wouldn't be good for her"

"Hey, Crafty! Are you really Hoppy's girlfriend?"

-@colorfull-demigod-colorfly

"Well... actually we're married!"

-She had a big smile as she pointed to the wedding ring on her horn-

[simon-the-dragon]

This isn’t fun anymore, someone keep sending heavy topics like Sa or trying to do stuff or Maggie. She’s a minor and this isn’t cool

[simon-the-dragon]

You've seen me draw SC boys in dresses

I offer you the Nightmare Critters version!

Safe to say I've improved my dress game but good god, is it still hell.

[simon-the-dragon]

"Simon, I hate you."

"uh huh, i'm used to losers hating my awesomeness"

[simon-the-dragon]

Dragon deez nuts ...Laugh.

"Ha. Not funny."

[simon-the-dragon]

"this Halloween was so fun! I dressed up as myself"

[simon-the-dragon]

Try to rizz Alli up, Simon!

-@ickylickywins (he researched what rizz means)

"look dude, i'm trying over here, okay-?"

[simon-the-dragon]

Just wanted to make sure, are you actually trans masc?

"that's right"

[simon-the-dragon]

Quick question for the anon! May i be able to draw some of your blog's interactions if i want to?

(Yes 👁️👁️)

(I think you had a smoll typo there but yeaush)

[simon-the-dragon]

Are you a dragon because you can shoot fire, or can you shoot fire because you are a dragon?

"I can spit fire because i'm a dragon. Pretty sure i'm a dragon because of how I look and because my parents are dragons too. Pretty cool, huh?"

[simon-the-dragon]

YAAA!!

*BAP BAP BAP*

-“Curse” Anon

"BAPBAPBAP!!"

[simon-the-dragon]

Do you remember the hour of joy?

"... Get out."