simonrriley

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you're on your own, kid. you always have been.

btw!! all of the above performances are from albums owned by taylor swift <3

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The best things that have ever been mine... finally actually are. Taylor Swift + discography

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now feels like a good time to reiterate that Iranians have been martyred by america + israel already, both empires that possess nuclear weapons, and that Iran does not have nuclear weapons. so now is not the time to joke about america getting nuked-- any retaliation on Iran's part is justified and the only way we escape this situation, but Iran is not going to nuke us, because the entire premise that Iran has nukes is how america justified bombing them and also the exact same rhetoric we used against Iraq and how we killed my countrysmen when there was again no evidence of nuclear warfare. New York City is not going to get fucking nuked. go listen to a podcast or something

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Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist

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Gaz + Roach Dog AU

More sillies. Sometimes you may see my drawings on an account on tiktok called “Puffer” or have the user miausoups. That is me! I also share art on discord sometimes. I haven't had a case of art theft yet but if you see my art reposted anywhere (like pinterest..) by a user that is NOT miausoups or guausoups, that is not me!! MY ART IS NOT ALLOWED TO BE REPOSTED. So please, don't be that kind of person and steal my art. :"O(

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huge fan of whatever they r doing on rednote

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two old hounds

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Liking character is fun until you think about them and you just have to stare at nothing for a few minutes because of how tragic

And mauybe you are almost crying but you are having fun

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FARAH AHMED KARIM call of duty: modern warfare (2019)

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i can't be the only one who's just straight-up ... bored with women hating themselves. my mom keeps lamenting to me how upset she is about her gray hair. my friend stares at her laugh lines every day in agony. my sister loses sleep over the horrible unbearable thought of looking fat. and every time these women i love open up to me, i can't help but think ... then stop staring at yourself? stop drowning yourself, narcissus, and just fucking live your life instead of sitting in front of a mirror obeying cosmetic corporations' lies. just stop it. this is getting ridiculous. you're too smart to be falling for this bullshit. "oh no but these men who hate women told me that if i'm ugly i'm worthless!" girl if you actually believe that then good luck. but i am getting worse at being supportive of people whose nonsense worldviews keep them trapped in pain. stop looking at yourself start fucking living i am pleading you deserve to be happy and it is stupid that you disagree

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every building soap destroys without clearance, ghost gets 1+ paperwork and 3+ hours of migraines

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it's june first. i can finally post this

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ok so i know that torture doesn’t actually work but for the sake of our t4t rp session you gotta pretend that that it at least works a little.

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i think that "claims to be pro life dies anyway" is the singular funniest phrase ever invented because there's just no coming back from that unless we suddenly get really good at necromancy