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hey all!! i made a taylor swift snowbaz playlist! listen (in order) to their relationship as told by taylor swift :))

snowbaz (taylor’s version) by dovepie

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3rLGNuczBYhHboyF9IamWm?si=5QbM5AmCTcqxYL-n8KzNOQ&dl_branch=1

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my condolences to the supernatural fandom today... you can keep carry on my wayward son. i’m sure you need it more

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simon after just having kissed baz: it’s not gay if it’s in a burning forest and no one saw right?

baz: yes it is tf ‼️‼️🙄😤

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baz, hitting simon:

simon: OW what are you doing??

baz: hitting on you

simon: THATS NOT HOW YOU DO IT

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baz: gay rights! as a gay, i am always right

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some teacher at watford: that’s ENOUGH basilton and simon! you boys need to stop fighting, leave my classroom.

baz: is it because i’m gay? smh homophobe

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baz: will you marry me?

simon: no homo, but yes

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baz: wow my crush simon sure looks pretty today🥰🥰

simon, about to rock baz’s shit and break his nose: what the fuck you looking at 😡👊

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simon: hey i love you

baz: aw i love you too

simon: that’s what friends are for

baz: we’ve been married for 3 years stop saying that

simon: it’s funny

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*pre carry on*

baz: how are you?

simon: im fine

baz: yes you are

simon: what

baz: what

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simon: how do you spell orange?

shepard: the colour or the fruit?

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lets be real for a second- if baz was a real person we would all hate him periodt

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baz: THIRTEEN YEARS

simon: what’s he talking about?

malcom: it’s not that big of a deal-

baz: YOU LET ME EAT RATS FOR THIRTEEN YEARS THINKING I WAS A VAMPIRE WHEN I WAS REALLY JUST ANEMIC???

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We thirsty for vampires tonight lads

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simon: okay so, vampire men, where y’all at? 🥵👀

baz: catacombs probably 🤷‍♂️

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4th year wizards 🔥🔮

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personally, my favourite thing about the carry on fandom is that since shepard doesn’t have a last name, we’ve all collectively decided that his tag is “shepard from omaha”