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bro i think i fucked up my soup...

i spelled kaisen wrong ofc

i’d imagine this is how things would go

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i’d imagine this is how things would go

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I AM SIMP FOR THIS MAN

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Love these two nuggets

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a compilation in honour of our first christmas without vine.

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idk man the thing that sucks about not being really pretty is that no matter what you tell yourself and what your friends might say, you sort of always know that you’re just not. and i’m not talking about being stubborn and fishing for compliments, it’s just knowing that you’re not conventionally attractive, that people on the street won’t double-take when you pass by them, that people won’t be flustered trying to talk to you. and i know looks aren’t everything but damn it sure feels like it when you aren’t absolutely gorgeous

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

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ive never fucked off and been a fun and irreverent young person bc im literally aware of all possible things that could go wrong at all times in any given situation

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“i have your papers graded i just need to enter the grades in“ is the professor’s version of the student’s “I wrote my paper but I left it at home”

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He loved asses so much, he become one

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when you are 2nd in the final lap in Mario Kart but someone throws a blue shell in the last second

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