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I don't think we talk enough about how yuu basically doesn't exist in twisted wonderland. like they have no government documents or anything. crowley basically owns them like

malleus: if you had to choose between yuu and all the money lilia has in his pocket, which would you take?

crowley: that depends. how much money we talking about?

yuu: CROWLEY.

lilia: sixty two cents!

crowley: I'll take the money!

yuu: CROWLEY!!

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TWISTED WONDERLAND INCORRECT QUOTES

Silver: Why are Yuu and Malleus sitting with their backs to each other?

Lilia: They had a fight.

Silver: Then why are they still holding hands?

Lilia: Malleus gets sad when they fight.

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Y/n has chickens

Malleus: child of man do your chickens have names?

Y/n: Yes! They are all named after my friends!

Malleus: oh?

Y/n: yeah *picks up a jersey giant almost the size of them* This is Malleus! He’s the biggest and the leader of the chicken coop! He’s a jersey giant!

Malleus: *chuckles and nods* and this one pecking my foot?

Y/n: oh that’s sebek! *picks it up showing it has some angry eyebrows*

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I'M GONNA CRY MALLEUS

WHY IS HE GRABBING ONTO HIS TSUM LIKE A BOWLING BALL IT'S SO FUNNY OH MY GOD

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Idia ; You stay positive, you always believe that everythings going to work out...

Cater : How do you do it?

Mc , smiling peacefully : Well , I'll tell you my secret sir.

Mc , Grabs cater and looked at him dead in the eyes: i lie to myself

Mc , grabs idia next : Every morning when I wake up

Mc : I say everything is gonna be okay.

Mc , staring at all of them dead : ... BUT I'm lying...

Mc : And I don't know how much longer I can do it.

The whole cast in the corner , : 😨

Mc : *Wheezes*

Mc , went to smiling peacefully : Have a good day every one !

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SAVACLAW ROOK CARD I REPEAT !!

SAVANACLAW ROOK CARD !!

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MC: I am a messy person.

MC: I write in three fucking different notebooks when I'm just working on a single story.

Jade: ...

Jade: Interesting.

Jade: Now show the drafts.

MC: ...

MC: No.

Jade: *chuckles* Don't be shy.

Jade: ...

Jade: You imagine yourself talking to your characters. That's cute.♡

MC: ...

MC: Please read no more.

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MC: Imagine if we end up together.

Malleus: What's the point of imagining it when we have the ability to turn it into a reality?

MC: ...

MC: Um— That's not—

Malleus: Well?

MC: ...

MC: Alright.

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MC: Someone complimented you.

Cater: But it was your bully in preschool.

MC and Cater: *laughs*

Riddle and Trey: ...

Riddle: What are they doing?

Trey: They're playing a game called 'Misfortune Mixer'.

Riddle: ...

Riddle: Oh.

Riddle: ...

Riddle: How do you play that?

Trey: Riddle, not you too.

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*Yuu fucking around and singing their version of "Stacy's Mom."*

Yuu: Silver's dad has got it going on! He's all that I want, and I waited for so long! Silver, can't you see? You're just not the guy for me. I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Silver's pa!

Silver: *very uncomfortable*

Sebek: *insert very long and LOUD lecture here*

Malleus: *doesn't know if he wants to laugh or cry*

Alternatively:

Yuu: Deuce's mom has got it going on! She's all that I want, and I waited for so long! Deucey, can't you see? You're just not the guy for me. I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Deuce's mom!

Deuce: STAY AWAY FROM MY MOTHER!!!

The rest of the first years: *laughing their asses off*

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ace…

From the Tapis Rouge event, when the group is touring the film studio: “Oh, there’s a prison set here. Why don’t you (ie Yuu) get in there for a sec?”

Ace… I think Stage in Playful Land must have permanently changed your brain chemistry… 🤡 Fellow Honest got to you…

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MC: Hey, Idia. Want to hear an update?

Idia: *busy gaming* Huh? What update?

MC: Cat distribution system.

Idia: *shuts off his game*

Idia: I'm all ears.

MC: *laughs*

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Neige: One smile can make a difference.

MC: That's true.

MC: I just scared many teenagers a while ago with my "smile".

Neige: How? I think your smile is cute.

MC: ...

MC: *mimics him* "I think your smile is cute-" Shut up.

Neige: *giggles*

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Idia: Paw.

MC: ...

MC: *puts Grim's paw on his hand*

Grim: Hey!

Idia and MC: *laughs*

Ace and Ortho: ...

Ace: Grim's paw-parents strike again.

Ortho: *giggles* They're a happy family.

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Trey: How are your therapy sessions?

MC and Cater: It was great.

Cater: The therapist praised us.

MC: We received the highest score for being the least likely to recover.

MC and Cater: *gives themselves a high five*

Trey: ...

Trey: Thank you for telling me.

Trey: We're finding a new therapist.

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MC: Okay. So everyone's saying that I'm the real-life Princess Aurora.

MC: So I'm going to put that to the test.

MC: Silver isn't around. I made sure of that. *chuckles*

MC: Okay. What do you think we should be doing here?

Lilia: *behind the camera* Sing a song.

Kalim: And then wait until an owl dances with you.

MC: That is oddly specific, what the hell?

Lilia: *chuckles* Just do it.

MC: Oh this is going to be embarrassing.

MC: *breathes in* *then laughs a little* *clears their throat*

MC: You know I'm not really supposed to talk with strangers.

MC: But we've met before.

MC: *starts singing* I know you I walked with you once upon a dream~.

MC: I know you the gleam in your eyes is so familiar a gleam~

*An owl flies towards them carrying a cape*

MC: Nooo-

Kalim and Lilia: *laughing*