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i might be more active on tumblr

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trinity: my kneecaps are magical

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at the hospital with my friend right, she comes back with the piss in a cup

her: it’s my pet :)

me: pet piss??

*cue both of us laughing our asses off*

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leesie: OH MY GOSH HORSES

leesie: wait no they’re cows

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Aaron: I can live without a foot

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i have a twitter now lmfao

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So I’ve decided to move from Instagram to Tumblr and here’s why.

Instagram is not made for artists, plain and simple. It’s algorithm is targeted towards other forms of art such as modeling and makeup, not mine.

Twitter is too much for me and like hell I’ll move to Facebook. So hi Tumblr

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My friend: what do you call a duck on drugs

Me: my boyfriend

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My homophobic aunt: I got so mad I wanted to kick her in the mouth

My mom, thinking she said kiss: o-oh?

Me: she said kick

My mom: OHHHH

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Me: *sings McDonald’s theme song*

Trinity: INSULIN

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Stop vilifying adults that live with their parents.

We’re still deep in one of the worst economic recessions of modern times. For many of us its not a choice but a requirement in order to survive. For many of us we have disabilities that make finding accommodation that suit our needs a lot harder and a lot more expensive.

Many of us pay into the household. Many of us are trapped in abusive households because we don’t have the means to leave. We aren’t moochers or afraid to leave the nest. The world simply isn’t built to support us anymore.

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I think the reason I like to sit in front of my mirror so often is because it makes me feel like I’m just sitting there vibing with someone in silence instead of acknowledging I’m actually physically so alone

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Trinity, sitting on the bed I’m laying on: *smiles*

Me, laying on the bed: *smiles*

Trinity: I’m a llama

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Aaron: I smell deer. They can fly.

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Aaron: are those deer??

*points at geese*

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Trinity: sticks and stones may break everyone’s bones

Trinity: but they definitely will my thighs

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Trinity: hang from the bat like a ceiling