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(carnal knowledge is pretty cool...!)

(tribez is a lovely knowledgeable person... i am so proud of him...!)

(poor eddwar... afraid of the dark... he should know there is nothing to fear except inevitable pain and loss...)

(but for now... he can enjoy friendship rituals with tribez to forget the unavoidable ever marching nature of time itself...!)

(cecela is acting very in character...!)

(that is very unsanitary... but i assume filth cannot cling to otherworldly beings...)

(BREADBUGS. IN THE BED. YOU ARE FULL OF THEM. YOU ARE BREADBUGS IN SKIN AND YOU PAILED ME!!!! I GOT BREABUGGED)

(luckily my moirail has a plan...!)

(it seems to be working...! unfortunately i decided to enjoy rest at a particularly bad time...)

(alas they all know his secret... he is white...)

(maybe this will help to wash away his shame...)

(gog fucking dammit... can a girl catch a break...?)

(some light comraderie... to help eddwar with his fear of the dark... and... vivian just likes fire i think...! this ritual may assist in the upcoming period of blood and pain that is coming for tribez and i...)

(tribez needs to shower...) "~~_HAVE_A_NICE_JELQ_~~" (says arboza...)

(he replies...)

"I thInk I wIll." (deducing... that jelq means a good shower... which is exactly what it means...)

"A fOrEbOdIng jElq IndEEd."

(what did he know that we did not...?)

(tribez... no...)

(what a foreboding jelq sesh... pepto bismol)

(we do not have enough money for pads... so cecela shall go work for a coffee shop... and earn money for the family... our family... not 'the family...' our household... we believe in you... friend...!)

(your father is in good hands... (tribezs)...)

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(the homophobic drone strike of bread n shiz bakery...)

(it began like any other day...)

(eddwar: "tribez let us unite in hateful coitus...:") (tribez: "by jOvE yEs lEt's shAll...!")

(the drones... showed up... with their fuked up names and weird deformed skin... kory was the meaniest...)

(the friend of the bitchass kory drone fired randomly in our waste receptacle room... no one was hurt but poor tribez has gun ptsd... how cruel... is he not permitted to make love...?)

(they fought and more drones appeared... it was not okay...! eddwar fought valiantly... look at him go...!)

(he lost...)

(homophobia...)

(the drones realized they can learn techniques from vivian... so glad he is making friends...! but he should make friends with... less homophobic people... or drones...)

(they finally left... without culling anyone... hooray...! tribez and eddwar talk and find out that pailing in public is a crime so they do not do that any longer...)

(it left eddwar really devastated for tweny one minutes...) #_Q

(so glad they want a sleepover...! however... i shall decline this day... as i believe cece has work...!)

(wow...! a new experience... and lesson learned...)

(the end...!

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(so the drones showed up...)

(i think it is because of the public pailing incident between tribez and eddwar... it is a shame they are so... homophobic and racist...!) #_Ù

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(NOT IN FRONT OF THE TROMIES...! vivian looks so mad... please... do not pail in the kitchen...!)

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(WHAT)

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(eddwar and cecela and vivian suggested a few... modifications...!)

(i am elated to announce... these will certainly deepen the friendshrimp between us all...! at least... i was told so... yippie...!) #w^

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(we are cooking a lovely meal...! arboza is a great chef and i am helping by standing in the center of the kitchen... ha ha...!)

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(i wonder what he is pondering... perhaps... a past lover... family... or death...?)

(he is shitting...!)

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(the waste room is made of glass... ha ha ha... poop...!)

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(i have created our hive...! we ran out of money... so someone will be without a recuperacoon...)

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heiros you should use cheats to get money for house

(cheating is wrong and bad and evil…! my friends would not like that…! maybe i will have eddwar find a nice rich trollsim and marry them for money… then they will divorce and come back with money… it seems a little more ethical…!)

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(making the hive right now... at this moment...) (friends... please suggest how to construct it... I have very little money and i fear some of us may have to sleep outdoors...)

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(even your cranium is magnificent... tribez...!)

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(this is... cecela vantas... daughter of eddwar jaycob... jesus christ incarnate...!)

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(he whipped out his fishy bulge...) #_Ù

(not very kosher... vivian...!)

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(me when)

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(arboza... may i take a photograph of you...? yes...? i am such a good photographer...!)