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it’s time to get….. nsfw

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this is what dissociation feels like

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I just want to get dicked down again =/

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Thanos, a philosophy and economics double major who thinks once you eat a plant it will never grow back: i have to slaughter half the universe’s population with the infinity stones, so that no one ever runs out of resources and starves

Thor, a phys ed and linguistics major with a minor in women’s studies, taking a sip of his strawberry protein shake: can’t you just use the infinity stones to create more resources tho?

Thanos: blocked

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ALRIGHT. LISTEN UP.

So recently, I got calls from the phone number, (937) 353-8319. They claim to be a job service, and one of their “employees”, Carrigan, is friends with whoever the call recipient is, and that Carrigan has recommended you for this $15.00/h “job”. I also got a text message from (937) 607-1493, claiming to be Carrigan, and that they need stuff to “win a scholarship”. I do not know anyone by the name of Carrigan and I know very well that this is a very dangerous scam. If you receive a call from a number, and they ask you if you would like a job for $15.00/h, HANG UP IMMEDIATELY. If you accept the “job” offer, and you go in for an interview, they will give you a drugged bottle of water and you will wake up somewhere you don’t want to be. These phone calls & texts are from a human trafficking service, and if you oblige to them, you will be sold to people and you will be raped, no doubt about it. So PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT ANSWER THESE CALLS OR TEXTS. I have listened to the voicemails, and allowed my dad to do the same, and he learned that anyone offering a $15.00/h “job” is a human trafficker. PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS ALL OVER TUMBLR

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He wants you ❤️

*crying* he…he’s just been…STARING at me….for hours now…w-without talking or doing…ANYTHING…p-please I’m scared…WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME PROFESSOR

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harry potter: “albus severus, blah blah blah slytherin tootle toot fart noise you were named after the bravest man i’ve ever known”

teddy lupin: “hey uh… remember my fucking dad”

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One day, you’re walking along when you fall into a hole. You realize in horror that this is the Writing Prompts database. To escape, you have to live through every single prompt on this page.

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The whomst?

Opens up the condom with my teeth but just starts eating it

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Your telling me I need to cut 9 peices of a cake circle that’s the size of my face to share it? Gimme the donut boo I’ll eat it all in 1

None of the 9 people care how big of a piece they get, as long as they get one. Cut it into 9 pieces by using straight lines only. What is the smallest number of cuts that will leave you with 9 pieces of the doughnut? Get the answer in our latest Instagram story: https://www.instagram.com/asapscience/?hl=en

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if you think that i won’t listen to the same song 400 times in a row you are dead wrong 

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I saw two straight people kiss and a pride flag fell on top of them, turned into handcuffs and they were arrested.

Then I saw two gay people kissing and a “straight pride” flag fell on them and turned into handcuffs and they were arrested as well.

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Spread it

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AAAAAAHHHHH ME

The very best kind of plot twist.

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basic anime girl: *sigh* i’m not as pretty as my sister (｡•́ ‸ •̀｡)

her sister: *has the exact same face and body*

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