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Odysseus 🤝 Will Turner (Suffering for 20 years until they are able to go home)

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Jack Wolfe is perfect casting for Orpheus because the tone of his voice is just inhuman enough that if someone told me he was the son of a muse irl and he then conjured up a flower and made walls move just by singing a few notes I’d only be mildly surprised

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when the time comes, someone PLEASE record a decent slime tutorial featuring jack wolfe as orpheus. and tag me. no reason

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jack wolfe for orpheus 2025/2026/2027/forever

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petition to let jack wolfe play literally any musical character he wants

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JACK WOLFE ORPHEUS THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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Reasons Mat Cauthon is like a Dandelion:

CANNOT be gotten rid of

Loved by small children

Hated by stuffy adults (If he was real he would be the #1 enemy of at least 5 different HOAs and we all know it)

Lucky (remember when you were a kid+ thought blowing on them would cause wishes to come true?)

Deep roots (Old blood; arguably memories could go here too)

Very helpful (Dandelion is believed to have health benefits.)

All attempts to get rid of him *will* fail. Yes this is a repeat, but I cannot stress this enough. He ALWAYS comes back.

Just plain Fun

Reasons Mat Cauthon is NOT like a Dandelion:

He's not a plant

Wouldn't like it if you picked him up and blew on him (Probably.)

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a cat would fix so many of my problems

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i have a nose bleed rn but i can’t be bothered so it’s just running down my throat 👍👍

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thx so much for the tag <3

@cloud-makers-make-pollution @next-level-simp @emisnotfound @lavaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

@k-is-for-potassium @rae-unbeloved @i-am-an-arson-enthusiast @groovyfandomhuman @forestgromlin

@pirulated @sashathegirliepop @thegirlwholikesmusicals @nothing-but-glitter-and-lashes

@astray-arlo @jazzythecuber @stuck-in-a-forest @justaguywhofalls

make yourself in this picrew and add the most recent meme in your gallery

thank you @lolacouldnotcareless for tagging me :)

I tag @soypim @benkaben @ameliarating @yaoishida @perfectlypeachbear and whoever else wants to play

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blows my mind that i have little online friends who mildly care about me. it’s really nice

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trying to beat the “I’m a terrible person” allegations and whose making those allegations? Well let’s just say hehe my brain

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Shadowhunters’ whumps’ list

(referred to main male characters: * Jonathan Christopher “Jace” Wayland / Herondale, portrayed by Dominic Sherwood; * Alexander “Alec” Gideon Lightwood, portrayed by Matthew Daddario; * Magnus Bane, portrayed by Harry Shum Jr.; * Simon Lewis, portrayed by Alberto Rosende; * Luke Garroway / Lucian Graymark, portrayed by Isaiah Mustafa; * Raphael Santiago, portrayed by David Castro)

Season 1

.01: Jace Herondale: punched and fought, fought against a blade; Alec Lightwood: argued with Jace; Simon Lewis: shocked; Luke Garroway: argued.

.02: Simon Lewis: grabbed, feet tied and hung upside down, kidnapped; Luke Garroway: worried.

.03: Jace Herondale: argued with Alec, attacked by multiple vampires, argued with Alec again; Alec Lightwood: argued with Jace, fought against vampires, argued with Jace again; Simon Lewis: held hostage and bloody cut on his forehead, manhandled and knife ant his throat.

.04: Jace Herondale: argued with Alec, hit by explosion blast, grabbed by a demon and screaming, fallen unconscious, groaning and weak, coughing and heavily panting; Alec Lightwood: argued with Jace, upset, hit by explosion blast, pushed; Magnus Bane: attacked and fought, hit by explosion blast; Simon Lewis: cut on his forehead from previous episode, argued with Jace, photosensitive and feeling ill.

.05: Jace Herondale: angry with Alec and argued, fought, surrounded by werewolves; Alec Lightwood: conflicted, argued with Jace, surrounded by werewolves; Simon Lewis: feeling ill, kidnapped, handcuffed, manhandled, grabbed and dragged away, feet tied and hung upside down, coughing smoke, surrounded by werewolves; Luke Garroway: punched and fallen to the ground, fought as werewolf, bites and scratches on his torso, grunting and collapsing, held upright and helped walking, passed out.

.06: Jace Herondale: bloody nose, argued and attacked by Simon, blade ad his throat; Alec Lightwood: upset; Magnus Bane: weak using his magic and collapsing, collapsed into Alec’s arms; Simon Lewis: blood on his clothes and bruised forehead, argued with Jace and knocked down, blade ad his throat, hallucinations; Luke Garroway: injured from previous episode, delirious and memories of injures in the past, bloody dressing, seizure and screaming, laying in bed with dressed wounds.

.07: Jace Herondale: slapped in the face, attacked, cut on his eyebrown and stabbed (demon in disguise); Simon Lewis: hallucinations, agitated and upset, crying, attacked; Luke Garroway: still dressed wounds from previous episode, held and questioned by IA.

.08: Alec Lightwood: fought and knocked down; Simon Lewis: held in arms unconscious, dead-not dead fledgling, held in arms unconscious, buried, risen as vampire and growling, shocked; Luke Garroway: attacked and dressed hand, memories of injures in the past.

.09: Jace Herondale: argued with Alec, rough fight against Alec and knocked down, blade at his throat, upset; Alec Lightwood: injured from previous episode, open wound at his arm and treated on the field, dressed bicep, sparring and blood on his dressing, changed the bloody dressing by himself, argued, tackled down, rough fight against Jace; Magnus Bane: upset; Simon Lewis: shocked and upset, argued with Rafael and run away, on edge of tears, angry and thirsty of blood; Raphael Santiago: grabbed and slammed against a truck.

.10: Jace Herondale: attacked and fought, tracked through the parabatai bond and burning and painful rune, on the ground screaming in pain, unconscious on the ground and slapped, fought against a demon and poisoned sharpnel at his neck, groaning and heavily panting, helped walking, badly fallen to the ground and screaming in pain, sharpnel removed and used a healing rune (not totally effective), helped to get up, upset; Alec Lightwood: upset, tracked Jace through the parabatai bond with a burning and painful rune weakining both, screaming in pain; Simon Lewis: repeatedly shot; Luke Garroway: under gunpoint.

.11: Jace Herondale: weak and poisoned from previous episode, collapsed and helped walking, panting and sweating, passed out, groaning, laying on the couch and patch on the inner elbow, rough sparring, fought, shaken and angry, manhandled, upset, argued with Alec, emotional pain; Alec Lightwood: argued with Jace; Luke Garroway: fought, bruised face; Raphael Santiago: threatened and blackmailed. 

.12: Jace Herondale: agitated, tormented; Alec Lightwood: argued with Magnus, conflicted, argued with his mother; Magnus Bane: hurt, conflicted.

.13: Jace Herondale: tormented, angry, upset, rough fight, tackled down, on a warpath, blackmailed; Alec Lightwood: upset, worried for Jace, manhandled and blade at his throat; Magnus Bane: manhandled and blade at his throat; Simon Lewis: threatened, stabbed with a needle, pushed to the ground, manhandled and blade at his throat.

Season 2

.01: Jace Herondale: sword fights, fallen to the ground, grabbed and manhandled, injected with a sedative and dragged away unconscious, hands chained and held over his head, repeatedly punched and used like a punching bag, screaming, bloody and bruised, massaging his arm, argued with Valentine, punched in the gut and having a vision, heavily panting, fought against multiple vampires, tackled down; Alec Lightwood: argued with Magnus, manhandled; Magnus Bane: argued with Alec; Simon Lewis: manhandled.

.02: Jace Herondale: sword fights, feeling weak and blood from his nose; Alec Lightwood: upset and argued with Clary, tracked Jace through the parabatai bond with a burning and painful rune weakining both, seizure and blood from his nose; Simon Lewis: feeling sick, attacked by a snake which spits flames; Raphael Santiago: angry.

.03: Jace Herondale: coughing water, bruised face and hands, rough fights against multiple werewolves, thrown through a window, glass sharpnel into his flank, bloody and grunting in pain, on a stretcher in hospital agitated, unconscious on an hospital bed, hunted and chased by a werewolf, jumped off a building and rough landing, grunting and holding his flank, surrounded by werewolves, crying, arrested; Alec Lightwood: unconscious and delirious from previous episode, almost dead, laying weak; Magnus Bane: upset and worried, crying; Simon Lewis: manhandled, upset and worried; Raphael Santiago: angry.

.04: Jace Herondale: bruised face from previous episode, locked into a cell and bloody clothes, nightmares and rough awakening, chained and on trial, tried to take his own like, psychic attack and collapsed screaming in pain, heavily panting and gasping, agrued with Valentine, sword fight, hit by an energy blast and pushed to the ground, blade at his throat, fought; Alec Lightwood: on the ground confused and blood on his hand, fought against his possessed sister, roughly pushed to the ground; Magnus Bane: upset and conflicted, remembering past suicidal thoughts; Simon Lewis: argued with Raphael, cut on his hand; Raphael Santiago: restrained to a chair, tortured and burned, wounded and weak, burn on his face, argued with Simon.

.05: Jace Herondale: worried; Alec Lightwood: hurt and tormented by guilt, injured hand, slammed against the walls and fallen unconscious; Simon Lewis: agitated; Luke Garroway: grieving.

.06: Jace Herondale: harsh confrontation with Victor; Simon Lewis: upset; Luke Garroway: distraught and lost control, grieving.

.07: Jace Herondale: sword fights; Simon Lewis: agitated and restless; Luke Garroway: argued with his sister, tazed and collapsed on the ground, blade thrown towards him.

.08: Jace Herondale: hurt and upset, attacked, hallucinations, argued with Simon; Alec Lightwood: hurt and upset, hallucinations, still feeling guilty, suicidal thoughts and almost jumped off the building, unconscious; Magnus Bane: upset, worried, magic fight; Simon Lewis: argued with Jace; Luke Garroway: upset and worried.

.09: Jace Herondale: mad, fought, magically immobilized; Alec Lightwood: upset and argued with Rafael, fought, bloody knuckels, argued with Magnus, argued with his sister; Simon Lewis: worried sick, upset, fought twice, grabbed and kidnapped; Raphael Santiago: punched and flown to the ground, repeatedly punched, bloody wound on his cheekbone.

.10: Jace Herondale: worried, punched, weak after the blood donation, sword fights, fallen to the ground and passed out, rough fight, bloodied bruises on his face; Alec Lightwood: pushed and locked into an elevator, attacked and sword fight, argued with Victor, worried sick for Magnus; Magnus Bane: manhandled and grabbed; Simon Lewis: restrained to a chair and gagged, sliced throat and heavily bleeding, weak, fought twice; Luke Garroway: manhandled and grabbed, fought, stabbed, dressed wound and sedated.

.11: Jace Herondale: rough sparring with Alec, upset and angry, emotional pain and crying, hit by energy blast and fallen to the ground, writhing in pain and screaming; Alec Lightwood: rough sparring with Jace, worried for his sister, hit by energy blast and fallen to the ground, writhing in pain and screaming; Magnus Bane: hit by energy blast and fallen to the ground, writhing in pain and screaming; Simon Lewis: threatened by Rafael; Raphael Santiago: argued with Isabel and threatened.

.12: Jace Herondale: hands tied, roughly pushed to the ground; Alec Lightwood: pushed to the ground, upset; Magnus Bane: tortured and on his knees in pain, pushed to the ground, still shaken after torture; Simon Lewis: pushed and grabbed; Raphael Santiago: angry.

.13: Jace Herondale: repeatedly punched and beaten, bruised cheekbone, argued with Clary; Alec Lightwood: argued with Magnus; Magnus Bane: still upset, hurt and mad at Alec; Simon Lewis: upset, manhandled and arrested; Luke Garroway: upset; Raphael Santiago: fought. 

.14: Jace Herondale: entrapped and tight in a vise, almost strangled to death and gasping for air; Simon Lewis: grabbed and pushed to the ground, entrapped and tight in a vise, almost strangled to death, hurt, emotional pain; Luke Garroway: upset and angry, fought, grabbed and arrested, hands tied, locked into a cell; Raphael Santiago: emotional pain.

.15: Jace Herondale: harsh confrontation with Valentine; Magnus Bane: tormented and sleepless, painful memories, emotional pain and crying; Simon Lewis: heartbroken, drunk, crying, upset and agitated, under gunpoint and arrested, handcuffed, fought, shocked.

.16: Jace Herondale: heavily panting, screaming, cut on his hand; Alec Lightwood: worried for Jace; Simon Lewis: depressed and selfpity.

.17: Jace Herondale: grabbed and thrown away, fallen to the ground and passed out, blade at his throat; Magnus Bane: argued with Alec, hurt and upset.

.18: Jace Herondale: worried sick; Alec Lightwood: distressed, worried sick; Magnus Bane: conflicted; Luke Garroway: harsh confrontation, fought.

.19: Jace Herondale: attacked, sword fight, chain at his neck and dragged away, screaming and coughing, hanging by his neck, grunting, heavily panting, rough sword fight against Jonathan, stabbed and bloody mouth, collapsed and hand trampled, sword pointed against his wound and screaming in pain, in the infirmary bay; Alec Lightwood: attacked, grabbed and dragged away; Simon Lewis: worried.

.20: Jace Herondale: manhandled and grabbed, hands tied, manhandled, sentenced to death, upset, multiple sword fights, stabbed at his heart, gasping and moaning, crying, died, laying on the ground, resuscitated, trembling and collapsed on his knees, confused and screaming; Alec Lightwood: conflicted, chased by a flying demon, gasping in pain and holding his parabatai rune, collapsed and screaming in pain, heavily panting on the ground; Magnus Bane: collapsed in exhaustation; Simon Lewis: worried; Luke Garroway: upset, fought.

Season 3

.01: Jace Herondale: nightmares, upset; Alec Lightwood: suspicious; Magnus Bane: angry; Simon Lewis: tied up, branded with fire, screaming in pain and heavily panting; Raphael Santiago: emotional pain.

.02: Jace Herondale: embarrassed, fought, nightmares; Magnus Bane: harsh confrontation, heavily panting, roughly slammed against the wall, on the ground heavily panting for exhaustion; Simon Lewis: embarrassed, attacked.

.03: Jace Herondale: grabbed and blade at his throat during a nightmare, sleep deprived, hallucinations, punched and blade at his throat; Simon Lewis: argued with Rafael, conflicted and tormented; Luke Garroway: conflicted; Raphael Santiago: emotional pain and grieving, sad and crying, argued with Simon, flown several meters and slammed against a wall and roughly fallen to the ground, injured shoulder and heavily panting, resetted his shoulder by himself.

.04: Jace Herondale: controlled like a puppet without will, slapped in the face, sleep deprived and exhausted, being defensive and argued with Alec, worried to be mentally ill, rough awakening and heavily panting, confused; Alec Lightwood: suspicious, worried sick for Jace; Luke Garroway: argued with Maia; Raphael Santiago: fought and drugged, collapsed unconscious, chained foot and hands, grunting and screaming in frustration, on the edge of tears, burning leg at the sun and repeatedly screaming in pain, rescued, heavily painting, emotional distress and crying.

.05: Jace Herondale: tormented, drugged; Magnus Bane: argued with Alec; Simon Lewis: upset and angry.

.06: Jace Herondale: fought and shot multiple times without consequences, controlled like a puppet without will; Alec Lightwood: argued with Magnus, still conflicted; Magnus Bane: argued with Alec, still upset, fought and slammed to the ground; Simon Lewis: receiving upsetting news, tormented, worried, upset.

.07: Jace Herondale: fought, controlled like a puppet without will, entrapped into a cage; Alec Lightwood: shocked; Magnus Bane: shocked, feeling guilty, restless; Simon Lewis: upset and angry, shocked, worried; Luke Garroway: argued, slapped in the face, threatened with a knife (plus Jordan’s whumps).

.08: Jace Herondale: still entrapped into a cage, grunting, screaming and collapsed on the ground unconscious, chained, shattered and distraught crying into his mind, unconscious on the ground; Alec Lightwood: grunting, collapsed on the ground; Magnus Bane: heavily panting, collapsed on the ground, grabbed and almost chocked to death, collapsed on the ground and gasping for air; Simon Lewis: upset and angry; Luke Garroway: worried.

.09: Jace Herondale: bloody; Magnus Bane: upset, harsh confrontation and fought; Simon Lewis: worried sick and upset, tortured, on the edge of tears, blood thirsty and trembling, threatened with a knife, crying and distraught; Luke Garroway: worried, argued with his pack.

.10: Jace Herondale: controlled like a puppet without will, fought against Alec, stabbed with an arrow multiple times (without consequences) and grunting, hit by an energy blast and slammed against the wall, screaming and writhing, vomiting black blood, upset and worried sick, fought, multiple fights, shocked and distraught; Alec Lightwood: argued with Magnus and worried, rough fight against Jace, broken wrist and screaming in pain, heavily panting and on his knees, on the ground defenseless and coughing, stabbed with his arrow, wheezing in pain; Magnus Bane: remembering painful memories, argued with Alec, screaming in pain and heavily panting, harsh confrontation with his demoniac father; Simon Lewis: upset, intense emotional pain and cried multiple times, slammed through a window and off the building, shocked; Luke Garroway: worried, surrounded and fought.

.11: Jace Herondale: rough fight, impaled and bloody, upset and grieving, crying, upset and tormented by painful memories, punched a mirror and bloody hand, intense emotional pain, argued with Alec; Alec Lightwood: argued with Jace, hit by an energy blast and slammed against a wall; Magnus Bane: fought and kidnapped, entrapped, tortured, sweating and on his knees, hit by an energy blast and slammed to the ground, supported and heavily panting, powerless and restless; Simon Lewis: distraught and grieving, feeling guilty, crying; Luke Garroway: agitated and heavily panting.

.12: Alec Lightwood: rough sparring; Magnus Bane: rough sparring; Simon Lewis: burning and screaming in pain, collapsed and almost dead.

.13: Magnus Bane: restless (plus Jordan’s whumps).

.14: Jace Herondale: roughly fallen on ice, blade at his throat, punched and knocked out, found unconscious and tied; Alec Lightwood: angry; Magnus Bane: heavily panting after regaining his magic, blood from his nose; Luke Garroway: upset, under gunpoint, arrested and handcuffed (plus Jordan’s whumps).

.15: Jace Herondale: worried; Alec Lightwood: worried; Magnus Bane: intense headache and hissing ears, jealous, intense headache and hissing ears again, blood from his nose and vomiting blood, collapsed and gasping for air; Simon Lewis: argued with his girlfriend; Luke Garroway: detained in police custody and still handcuffed from previous episode; Raphael Santiago: burning himself with holy water, handcuffed and arrested.

.16: Jace Herondale: angry, attacked and rough sword fight against Jonathan, stabbed and collapsed groaning, on the ground moaning in pain; Alec Lightwood: worried sick, emotional distress, upset, angry, pushed away, crying; Magnus Bane: uncoscious on the ground from previous episode, blood on his nose and mouth, CPR, unconscious on a bed in the infirmary bay, regaining consciousness and feeling weak, conflicted, magic extracted, screaming in pain and almost collapsed; Simon Lewis: on the edge of tears, hurt, painful memories, vomiting black blood and on his knees, hit by energy blast and roughly slammed to the ground; Luke Garroway: in jail, bruised face.

.17: Alec Lightwood: nervous, worried; Magnus Bane: depressed and drunk, upset and crying; Simon Lewis: undercover, handcuffed and arrested, tazed and collapsed unconscious, blade at his throat, fought; Raphael Santiago: detained in custody, returned human, fought.

.18: Jace Herondale: attacked and fought, hit at his head and bloody wound, collapsed and passed out; Alec Lightwood: upset, blackmailed, conflicted and brooding, heartbroken; Magnus Bane: worried, heartbroken and distraught.

.19: Jace Herondale: suspicious, blade at his throat, drugged with hallucinogen and fighting to stay alert, surrounded, sword fights, blade at his throat and pushed away through a portal, on the floor; Alec Lightwood: tormented; Magnus Bane: grabbed and grunting, heartbroken and hunted by painful memories, on the edge of tears, upset and crying; Simon Lewis: argued.

.20: Jace Herondale: fought, shocked; Alec Lightwood: hit and pushed to the ground, crying and on his knees; Magnus Bane: upset; Luke Garroway: blackmailed (plus Jordan’s whumps).

.21: Jace Herondale: worried, fought; Alec Lightwood: upset, worried, angry; Simon Lewis: grunting in pain, blades at his throat; Luke Garroway: injected of heavenly fire and screaming in pain, needle in his inner elbow.

.22: Jace Herondale: moaning in pain, heartbroken and on the edge of tears, rough sparring with Simon, emotional pain and and on the edge of tears, upset; Alec Lightwood: moaning in pain; Magnus Bane: grunting in pain; Simon Lewis: moaning in pain, rough sparring with Jace, emotional pain and sad.

The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones’ whumps’ list (movie, 2013)

(referred to main male characters: * Jace Wayland, portrayed by Jamie Campbell Bower; * Alexander “Alec” Gideon Lightwood, portrayed by Kevin Zegers; * Magnus Bane, portrayed by Godfrey Gao; * Simon Lewis, portrayed by Robert Sheehan; * Luke Garroway / Lucian Graymark, portrayed by Aidan Turner; * Valentine Morgenstern, portrayed by Jonathan Rhys Meyers)

Jace Wayland: fought, surrounded, furious fights against numerous vampires, fought, argued with Clary, grunting and scar on his back, angry, attacked and thrown away, roughly fallen to the floor and passed out, weak and difficulties to walk, fought, heavely panting, argued with Isabelle, upset, grabbed and screaming, angry and confused, slapped in the face, rough fight against Valentine, roughly pushed to the ground, grabbed and manhandled with blade at his throat, fought again against Valentine, defeated and slammed his head twice, wound at his forehead and bruised face, almost killed, punched and on the ground, hit by explosion blast, unconscious, upset; Alec Lightwood: angry, surrounded, furious fights against numerous vampires, fought, argued with Clary, stabbed twice, unconscious on the floor, poisoned wound, transported unconscious to the infirmary bay, laying unconscious with dressed hand and arm, bruised face; Magnus Bane: none; Simon Lewis: kidnapped, chained and hanged unconscious, bruised and weak, coughing and supported, surrounded, helped walking, recovering in bed, upset, argued with Clary, fought, chased by demons, grabbed and mahandled; Luke Garroway: restrained to a chair and repeatedly beaten, fought, cut on his cheek, blade at his throat, rough fights against demons and bloody cuts, sitting on the floor injured, panting and bloody clothes; Valentine Morgenstern: screaming in pain, frustrated and upset, manhandled, crying, blade at his throat, rough fight against Jace, punched, fought again against Jace, pushed into the portal.

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what the helly?

I love them istg

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