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Me, fourteen and making OCs: okay she can’t be a Mary Sue! I can’t make her too cool or everyone will think she’s unbelievable and hate her :((
Me, thirty-two and making OCs: Every person I think is hot in this video game is into this OC and also she gets to be a Special Princess. I’ll commission a propaganda portrait of her as an imperial saint.
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saw someone tag a post about the guillotine with ‘say what you want about it, france never had another king’
pop quiz! what did france have after the revolution—perhaps a sort of super-king?
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at this point i only feel safe in the company of internet perverts . these are like the only people left who you can count on to not let the fascism enter their body when they encounter a weird person
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when you see some REALLY fucking dumb shit on ur dash and you just
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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.
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people who want to live in lighthouse - i hear you, i understand you
but i raise you
living in water tower
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im a fucking sucker for the “character gets so badly injured that they can’t think clearly and start calling for help in a distressingly vulnerable way.” characters who start using nicknames for their friends they haven’t used since they were kids. characters who start begging for their brother they haven’t seen in years to be there. characters who would usually use their parents’ names or call them mother/father/etc crying out mama when they go down. u understand.
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I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest. my whole life so far is leading up to that moment
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After speaking to like. Nutritionists. I’m starting to think that most of the things people “know” about health are just cultural vibes
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for a minute i definitely forgot that kanye west had changed his name to ye and was wondering why this accusatory headline was written in shakespearean language
#lmao#i still don't know if it's supposed to be yay or yee#cuz his dumbass shoes are called yeezys right?#but it was kan-yay
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Define "had sex" in whatever way seems fitting to you. We assume most people don't know the exact number; just make your best estimate.
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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.
#poll#hard to have sex when you’re not actively looking for a partner to do it with#even tho it took me years to realize i was aroace#apparently i at least knew on some level that sex wasn’t for me haha#helped i didn’t have anybody in my life putting the pressure on#which i’ll be forever thankful for since i know not every ace is so lucky x/#anyway i wonder how many people used never as a show results option#there’s a reason most poll makers have a results option on this dumbass site haha
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Could this motherfucker and all his bootlickers give us one goddamn weekend?
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